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Old 13-10-2014, 13:29
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So, Thurs 30 Oct :

Cain and Moira appreciate Charity’s efforts
Let's face it, this can only mean that the highly sexed Charity, who as we know has moved into Butler's Farm, offers to revalidate Cain's manhood in the bedroom while Granny Moira is busy using the sheep shears and a load of sheep wool, hastily knitted into another polo neck jumper, in an effort to make herself look even more Granny-like.

So of course Cain will appreciate Charity's kind-heartedness and Moira will be grateful too cos the last thing she needs is HotCain mussing up her gorgeous hairdo with his insatiable sexual needs.

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.
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Old 13-10-2014, 13:35
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So, Thurs 30 Oct :



Let's face it, this can only mean that the highly sexed Charity, who as we know has moved into Butler's Farm, offers to revalidate Cain's manhood in the bedroom while Granny Moira is busy using the sheep shears and a load of sheep wool, hastily knitted into another polo neck jumper, in an effort to make herself look even more Granny-like.

So of course Cain will appreciate Charity's kind-heartedness and Moira will be grateful too cos the last thing she needs is HotCain mussing up her gorgeous hairdo with his insatiable sexual needs.

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.
Who says Moira isn't highly sexed? We have been led to believe that Cain and Moira are at it like rabbits and I remember that she was often seen dragging Pa Barton off to the bedroom as well

Get a lock on that door Moira, don't let that witch* anywhere near him

* Definition of witch = Charity not Jaded (who is a member of the Coven and has rights to him on Wednesday nights and every fourth Saturday)
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Old 13-10-2014, 13:49
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Who says Moira isn't highly sexed? We have been led to believe that Cain and Moira are at it like rabbits and I remember that she was often seen dragging Pa Barton off to the bedroom as well

Get a lock on that door Moira, don't let that witch* anywhere near him

* Definition of witch = Charity not Jaded (who is a member of the Coven and has rights to him on Wednesday nights and every fourth Saturday)
BiB : Well since you ask, I feel this might be a good time to quote the wisdom on t'other forum of our hero, Mo Mouse :

"Moira, you know her, the one from Emmerdale with the black hair, the one who runs the farm, wears the blue overalls, well I reckon, reading her as I do, that she bangs like a shithouse door in the wind. On a windy day. Thanks."

And 80's - have we seen much of Coira being at it like rabbits since she decided to turn herself into Granny McBarton?
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Old 13-10-2014, 13:59
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BiB : Well since you ask, I feel this might be a good time to quote the wisdom on t'other forum of our hero, Mo Mouse :

"Moira, you know her, the one from Emmerdale with the black hair, the one who runs the farm, wears the blue overalls, well I reckon, reading her as I do, that she bangs like a shithouse door in the wind. On a windy day. Thanks."

And 80's - have we seen much of Coira being at it like rabbits since she decided to turn herself into Granny McBarton? :(
We have seen her drag him off to the bedroom a couple of times since they made up, but not as much as before

I blame James 'in your face/hangs around like a bad smell' Barton for always hanging around
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Old 13-10-2014, 14:03
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We have seen her drag him off to the bedroom a couple of times since they made up, but not as much as before

I blame James 'in your face/hangs around like a bad smell' Barton for always hanging around
She's probably secretly still got the hots for Darth Barton, hence she 'appreciates Charity's efforts', (cos they leave her free to reconnect with her one true love, and hopefully the local hairdresser).
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Old 13-10-2014, 14:13
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She's probably secretly still got the hots for Darth Barton, hence she 'appreciates Charity's efforts', (cos they leave her free to reconnect with her one true love, and hopefully the local hairdresser).
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Old 13-10-2014, 14:26
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Noooooooooooo!!! Don't cut me off in my prime, 80's!

*chops off 80's button-pressing finger*
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Old 13-10-2014, 14:27
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I wholeheartedly agree with you OnJ, this is only heading one way. Moira just can't take the risk of her pretty voluminous hair getting messed up, but she's more than happy to sacrifice SkankCharity's dodgy roots.
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Old 13-10-2014, 14:59
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So, Thurs 30 Oct :

Let's face it, this can only mean that the highly sexed Charity, who as we know has moved into Butler's Farm, offers to revalidate Cain's manhood in the bedroom while Granny Moira is busy using the sheep shears and a load of sheep wool, hastily knitted into another polo neck jumper, in an effort to make herself look even more Granny-like.

So of course Cain will appreciate Charity's kind-heartedness and Moira will be grateful too cos the last thing she needs is HotCain mussing up her gorgeous hairdo with his insatiable sexual needs.

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.
I don't know what you're taking O&J, but can I have some?

Poor Nana Moira. She's lost her sex. How can this happen when you've got Cain in your bed?
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:06
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I don't know what you're taking O&J, but can I have some?

Poor Nana Moira. She's lost her sex. How can this happen when you've got Cain in your bed?
Sadly shirl, she's a victim of 'Samson Syndrome', (no not that Samson, dummy)! The one who's unfortunate haircut destroyed him and took away all his power.

NewCain will resist as long as is humanly possible of course, but come on - the poor guy is only human and afaik has never had a Granny complex. We all know he and Charity were born to be together. Sure, they'll always be miserable, but the make-up sex will always be amaaaaaazing.
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:11
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Moiras haircut is dreadful
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:18
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Sadly shirl, she's a victim of 'Samson Syndrome', (no not that Samson, dummy)! The one who's unfortunate haircut destroyed him and took away all his power.

NewCain will resist as long as is humanly possible of course, but come on - the poor guy is only human and afaik has never had a Granny complex. We all know he and Charity were born to be together. Sure, they'll always be miserable, but the make-up sex will always be amaaaaaazing.
Grr

We all know that Charity is destined to be with Rakesh anyway cause he has more cash than Cain.

How do you like them apples Jaded?
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:26
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Isn't there a section for Fantasy Fiction?
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:33
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Sadly shirl, she's a victim of 'Samson Syndrome', (no not that Samson, dummy)! The one who's unfortunate haircut destroyed him and took away all his power.

NewCain will resist as long as is humanly possible of course, but come on - the poor guy is only human and afaik has never had a Granny complex. We all know he and Charity were born to be together. Sure, they'll always be miserable, but the make-up sex will always be amaaaaaazing.
Maybe Cain just wore Moira out. Or more likely, the endless annoying presence of James just sapped her sexiness. Those polo neck sweaters! I haven't seen one like that since about 1979.

Charity was born to be with whoever can pay the bills and make her look vaguely respectable. I'm not sure Cain's enough for her these days.

Isn't there a section for Fantasy Fiction?
You just stumbled into it. Wait until you hear my ideas about Lawrence getting aaron in a compromising position.
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:33
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Isn't there a section for Fantasy Fiction?
There is nothing remotely 'fantastic' about the ever-enduring love/hate affair between Cain and Charity. OK, maybe not this particular time but we ALL know it's going to happen again sooner or later, just as it always has.
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:35
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Grr

We all know that Charity is destined to be with Rakesh anyway cause he has more cash than Cain.

How do you like them apples Jaded?
I don't like em one little bit 80's!

Fortunately, beautiful Rakesh is far too intelligent and discerning to ever be tempted by Skank Charity.............. at least as long as he knows he's got me waiting in t'wings anyway.
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:36
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Isn't there a section for Fantasy Fiction?
Why?

Cain and Charity / Charity and Rakesh are both plausible scenarios.

I would hate for either relationship to happen but stranger things have happened on Emmerdale surely?
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:37
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Maybe Cain just wore Moira out. Or more likely, the endless annoying presence of James just sapped her sexiness. Those polo neck sweaters! I haven't seen one like that since about 1979.
I'm guessing you're not a Corrie fan then? Gail Platt wears them every day of her life barring the 2 days a year when the ambient temperature hits 40C.
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:43
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I'm guessing you're not a Corrie fan then? Gail Platt wears them every day of her life barring the 2 days a year when the ambient temperature hits 40C.
Not a regular, no. Maybe Gail and Moira are getting theirs at the same British Home Stores (Late 70s Division) in Leeds. Maybe Moira just gets a chilly neck when she's milking the cows of a morning. But man, that is not a sexy look. Say no to the polos, Moz.
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:52
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Why?

Cain and Charity / Charity and Rakesh are both plausible scenarios.

I would hate for either relationship to happen but stranger things have happened on Emmerdale surely?
Because Forum Support deemed in necessary to separate it from the Discussion thread.

The thread has SPOILER in the title. There are none.
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Old 13-10-2014, 15:59
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Because Forum Support deemed in necessary to separate it from the Discussion thread.

The thread has SPOILER in the title. There are none.
If you read the OP's post you will see that there is a spoiler that has been used as the basis for this thread
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Old 13-10-2014, 16:23
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What has happened to Moira? It's like she is purposely trying to look as dowdy as possible. When you're sharing fashion tips with Gail Platt, you know there's a big problem.
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Old 13-10-2014, 16:25
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Because Forum Support deemed in necessary to separate it from the Discussion thread.

The thread has SPOILER in the title. There are none.
Come on Wyzed - let's try and get a grip now. As 80's says, the OP is taken from the SPOILERS for w/c 27 Oct. And it's not yet been shown that Charity moves in with Cain and Moira, hence it's a SPOILER.
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Old 13-10-2014, 16:28
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What has happened to Moira? It's like she is purposely trying to look as dowdy as possible. When you're sharing fashion tips with Gail Platt, you know there's a big problem.
Thing is - we girls all know the total nightmare of the 'rogue hairdresser' - it can happen to anybody.....once. But looking at the latest rl pics of the actress, it seems she must have loved her new look, cos she's had another even shorter cut since then.
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Old 13-10-2014, 16:33
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So, Thurs 30 Oct :



Let's face it, this can only mean that the highly sexed Charity, who as we know has moved into Butler's Farm, offers to revalidate Cain's manhood in the bedroom while Granny Moira is busy using the sheep shears and a load of sheep wool, hastily knitted into another polo neck jumper, in an effort to make herself look even more Granny-like.

So of course Cain will appreciate Charity's kind-heartedness and Moira will be grateful too cos the last thing she needs is HotCain mussing up her gorgeous hairdo with his insatiable sexual needs.

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.
this post is worthy of an UQ award, you holding out on me ONJ:
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