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Old 13-10-2014, 19:26
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What the hell way was that to leave a message for your beloved great niece / cousin 9th-time-removed?

I'd hate to see him ringing up the bank to sort out a new card or something.

Operator: Lloyds Bank how can we help?
Zak: Flippin' 'eck woman, gimme a chance
Operator: Erm.. Sir? Hello? How can I help?
Zak: I need meself a new card and no mistake.
Operator: Was your card lost or stolen, Mr Dingle?
Zak: R Sammeh took it for his floozy off t'Girls Aloud. Bought her a nice bit of gear with it so he did.
Operator: So you know where your card is, sir?
Zak: I just told yer woman, get it through yer piggin' 'ed R Sammeh, has me card. Now I won't be tellin yer' again.
Lisa: OHHH ZAK AM 'AVIN ME CHEST PAINS
Zak: Stick a brew on t'hob on R love. 9 sugars in mine. 'Ello? 'Ello? SHE FLIPPIN' HUNG UP ON ME.
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Old 13-10-2014, 19:38
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What the hell way was that to leave a message for your beloved great niece / cousin 9th-time-removed?

I'd hate to see him ringing up the bank to sort out a new card or something.

Operator: Lloyds Bank how can we help?
Zak: Flippin' 'eck woman, gimme a chance
Operator: Erm.. Sir? Hello? How can I help?
Zak: I need meself a new card and no mistake.
Operator: Was your card lost or stolen, Mr Dingle?
Zak: R Sammeh took it for his floozy off t'Girls Aloud. Bought her a nice bit of gear with it so he did.
Operator: So you know where your card is, sir?
Zak: I just told yer woman, get it through yer piggin' 'ed R Sammeh, has me card. Now I won't be tellin yer' again.
Lisa: OHHH ZAK AM 'AVIN ME CHEST PAINS
Zak: Stick a brew on t'hob on R love. 9 sugars in mine. 'Ello? 'Ello? SHE FLIPPIN' HUNG UP ON ME.
LMFAO!!!
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Old 13-10-2014, 19:43
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Im going to take him on full time. ..we need a new telephone operator at my workplace...he fits the role just fine!!!!!!!
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Old 13-10-2014, 19:43
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Reminds me of Kapp'n from Animal crossing lol
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