Originally Posted by Oicho Throw:
“My wife is an expert on auras, and while watching the dance she was in the room arranging her radiant stones so as to increase the flow of orgones to our Love Hammock. She happened to look up [I had the TV on silent so as to listen to pan pipe music unhindered] and asked me who the chap whose aura suggested "deep loathing for humanity, an overwhelming desire to skin and eat Joanna Clifton and a tendency to kick puppies" was. Now I'm no expert, but I'd say that it's pretty obvious that Scott is basically Satan, and has demanded to be allowed on Strictly to fulfil his personal vendetta against you.
Yes, you. The person reading this right now.”
“My wife is an expert on auras, and while watching the dance she was in the room arranging her radiant stones so as to increase the flow of orgones to our Love Hammock. She happened to look up [I had the TV on silent so as to listen to pan pipe music unhindered] and asked me who the chap whose aura suggested "deep loathing for humanity, an overwhelming desire to skin and eat Joanna Clifton and a tendency to kick puppies" was. Now I'm no expert, but I'd say that it's pretty obvious that Scott is basically Satan, and has demanded to be allowed on Strictly to fulfil his personal vendetta against you.
Yes, you. The person reading this right now.”
I knew it!





