I thought Joanne was Ola last night. They could be identical twins.
Joanne and Ola look so similar.
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Originally Posted by jules1000:
“I thought Joanne was Ola last night. They could be identical twins.”
“I thought Joanne was Ola last night. They could be identical twins.”
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Chalk & cheese IMHO.
Originally Posted by Monaogg:
“Sorry but http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/dea...e-eye-tests-uk
Chalk & cheese IMHO.”
“Sorry but http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/dea...e-eye-tests-uk
Chalk & cheese IMHO.
”
Cheeky
Seriously give Joanne blonde hair and you couldn't tell the difference. Same facial features.
Originally Posted by jules1000:
“Cheeky
Seriously give Joanne blonde hair and you couldn't tell the difference. Same facial features.”
“Cheeky
Seriously give Joanne blonde hair and you couldn't tell the difference. Same facial features.”
until Joanne opens her mouth .....
body wise i think Ola is shorter but both have similar body ...not skinny but curvaceous ...
face wise .... Joanne's teeth do my heading ..... I think Ola has more fire on her
I noticed the similarities for the first time last night, Joanne was a brunette version. Both have those enormous neotenous heads that many people seem to find so appealing.
[quote=jules1000;75260908]I thought Joanne was Ola last night. They could be identical twins.[/QUOTE]
Never
Never
Sorry, but I really can't see it. Apart from having a similar body shape (which as they're both dancers doesn't seem that much of a coincidence) I can't see similarities at all.
Never occurred to me that Joanne looks like Ola, but I have thought more than once that she looks like a young Karen Hardy.
Originally Posted by Exiled Geordie:
“Never occurred to me that Joanne looks like Ola, but I have thought more than once that she looks like a young Karen Hardy.”
“Never occurred to me that Joanne looks like Ola, but I have thought more than once that she looks like a young Karen Hardy.”
That is exactly what I thought last night
Originally Posted by strictlyinlove:
“until Joanne opens her mouth .....)”
“until Joanne opens her mouth .....)”
You can take the girl out of Grimsby.....................
Eh? I grant you they're both early thirties northern European female hominids but beyond that is there that much likeness? 
Originally Posted by bigbro24:
“I do not see it”
“I do not see it”
Next week when they have finished dancing and are listening to the judges comments watch her face smiling I really think they are similar.
Originally Posted by Heavenly:
“Young Karen Hardy possibly.
No similarity with Ola at all.”
“Young Karen Hardy possibly.
No similarity with Ola at all.”
From outer space they might look similar to be fair
Ola Jordan is a pretty Caucasian woman aged 25-35, in spectacular shape and with a very nice bosom and buttocks.
Joanna Clifton is a pretty Caucasian woman aged 25-35, in spectacular shape and with laser beam eyes, a gnashing maw full of flesh-rending teeth and a heart that pumps pure diesel around a body made of unstoppable iron. Her bones are the bones of her enemies, scrimshawed with words of vile and unspeakable power, and her feet are the crushers of the vanquished through the ages. To trifle with her is to trifle with Death, tho' the Reaper's sting is but a kiss compared to the wrath of a Frommgrimsby angered.
Although I can see how the layperson could get confused.
Joanna Clifton is a pretty Caucasian woman aged 25-35, in spectacular shape and with laser beam eyes, a gnashing maw full of flesh-rending teeth and a heart that pumps pure diesel around a body made of unstoppable iron. Her bones are the bones of her enemies, scrimshawed with words of vile and unspeakable power, and her feet are the crushers of the vanquished through the ages. To trifle with her is to trifle with Death, tho' the Reaper's sting is but a kiss compared to the wrath of a Frommgrimsby angered.
Although I can see how the layperson could get confused.
Originally Posted by Oicho Throw:
“Joanna Clifton is a pretty Caucasian woman aged 25-35, in spectacular shape and with laser beam eyes, a gnashing maw full of flesh-rending teeth and a heart that pumps pure diesel around a body made of unstoppable iron. Her bones are the bones of her enemies, scrimshawed with words of vile and unspeakable power, and her feet are the crushers of the vanquished through the ages. To trifle with her is to trifle with Death, tho' the Reaper's sting is but a kiss compared to the wrath of a Frommgrimsby angered.
........”
“Joanna Clifton is a pretty Caucasian woman aged 25-35, in spectacular shape and with laser beam eyes, a gnashing maw full of flesh-rending teeth and a heart that pumps pure diesel around a body made of unstoppable iron. Her bones are the bones of her enemies, scrimshawed with words of vile and unspeakable power, and her feet are the crushers of the vanquished through the ages. To trifle with her is to trifle with Death, tho' the Reaper's sting is but a kiss compared to the wrath of a Frommgrimsby angered.
........”
'10' for finding a use for the word "scrimshawed".
Hell,I didn't even know it could be an adjective.
Originally Posted by jules1000:
“I thought Joanne was Ola last night. They could be identical twins.”
“I thought Joanne was Ola last night. They could be identical twins.”
At night...in the fog...squinting...with identical wigs on...from the top of a mountain looking down...with fencing mesh thingies over their faces...with cataracts...through the deceptive haze of love... No, I still can't see it.
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