It's happening! I tried to tell you all but you didn't listen.

Sexy murderess Stacey worms her way in with the Carters with one thing on her mind: Break up a family.

She starts with Dean, giving it the "ooh look at me I'm gorgeous and homeless and I kill who I want, give me a job deano? give me somewhere to live deano?" There will be a lot of flirtation until they finally get together, with a few minor bumps in the road like the fact he's a rapist and other small easily overlooked details.

But none of it matters, Stacey isn't interested in Dean, she's interested in his brother-uncle (bruncle?) Bruncle Mick is what she wants. She worms her way in with his not-wife, learning all about Nancy and the kids and their relationship, salivating over being their new mother one day, doing Linda's hair one minute then popping down to the cellar for 3 minutes of Stick-loving.

It's all leading to one very clear outcome, you mark my words - Stacey will kill someone peripherally related to the storyline, Dean will chuck himself off a roof, Mick will pretend to puke during the live episode, and Stick will be done when Mick drives Stacey to the airport and begs to come with her.

I've got her card marked, believe you me.

oh dear, think you need a little lie down after all that excitement JB

I think Bruncle might take off tho, can see it being a feature on jeremy kyle

Bookmark this page someone. J-B has psychic abilities. This will be Christmas Day 2017 eh??

the mods removed my post!

What did it say?

Nope. It will be Stacey and Martin when he finds his wife in bed with Tina.

i definely think mick and stacey will happen linda will keep on pushing micks effections away he will be starved of sex one the reasons he will get with stacey.