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Old 22-10-2014, 19:33
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What would happen? Who would be involved?
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Old 22-10-2014, 19:35
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Something major for Stacey from EastEnders!
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Old 22-10-2014, 19:53
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Hollyoaks, Freddie and Theresa would elope and end up on the island from lost and never return to hollyoaks
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Old 22-10-2014, 20:00
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Hollyoaks, Freddie and Theresa would elope and end up on the island from lost and never return to hollyoaks
But just before the episode ends Silas appears around the corner with some rope and behind him is a room containing Sonny, Joe, Ziggy, Cameron it turns out that Silas is killing annoying people as well.
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Old 22-10-2014, 20:19
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Well as it happens I've written a fantastic episode script for EastEnders where Aleks and Charlie discover that Ronnie and Roxy are in a polyamorous lesbian relationship with Nancy, and therefore decide that the only logical thing to do is a have a gay threesome with Johnny.

I've sent several copies of it to Elstree but for some reason they've only sent me some weird 'Cease and Desist' letter back which I don't really understand.
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Old 22-10-2014, 20:20
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I would like ONE episode on Christmas Day (whatever Soap!) to be happy and full of fun! They could do a Pantomime/do a sing-song/any old party....just have fun|!! Is it much to ask??
Better than seeing Murders, Kidnappings, births etc...
For goodness sake - GET REAL!!! We have enough misery 11 months of the year - why spoil one day of the year??
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Old 22-10-2014, 20:53
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I'm not sure about writing a whole episode but I may make minor changes to certain scripts.

Dean/Elaine (EastEnders)

Elaine: Stay away from my daughter
Dean: She told you then?
Elaine: Yes and if you ever hurt my family you will have me to answer to.

Dean/Linda:

Dean: Wait Linda, I wanted to talk to you. We need to end things between us. I can't stand deceiving Mick and it's obvious you're feeling guilty too.

Linda doesn't reply.

Dean: I know this get together was your idea (Linda looks at him) - it was a good idea. It helps break the ice. It would be good if we could be friends and put our one night stand behind us. Best for everyone.

Dean: I would have offered an olive branch but your mom warned me off. How much did you say to her about our one night stand? (Linda doesn't reply) Well don't mention it to anyone else. It's bad enough Mick being worried. (Linda looks at him) We had a chat. He said you two haven't, you know. I know it must be awkward after what we did but at least give him a cuddle, reassure him. Us blokes like that kind of stuff.

Linda: You know nothing about me and Mick.
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Old 22-10-2014, 20:55
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I'd write myself into Emmerdale as a love interest for ross, EastEnders as one for max and corrie for rob lol
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Old 22-10-2014, 21:02
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James would die, I don't know how but at the end of my episode he would gone. It would be on at 9 and would contain gratuitous violence, sex and swearing as much as the Dailian's can handle, which is loads.
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Old 22-10-2014, 21:05
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But just before the episode ends Silas appears around the corner with some rope and behind him is a room containing Sonny, Joe, Ziggy, Cameron it turns out that Silas is killing annoying people as well.
And sinead
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Old 22-10-2014, 21:08
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James would die, I don't know how but at the end of my episode he would gone. It would be on at 9 and would contain gratuitous violence, sex and swearing as much as the Dailian's can handle, which is loads.
looool. perhaps me as ross's love interest (see above) can reverse over him in a car...... multiple times
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Old 22-10-2014, 21:15
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looool. perhaps me as ross's love interest (see above) can reverse over him in a car...... multiple times
I'II write you in.
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Old 22-10-2014, 21:18
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James would die, I don't know how but at the end of my episode he would gone. It would be on at 9 and would contain gratuitous violence, sex and swearing as much as the Dailian's can handle, which is loads.
And in the same episode Moira gets hair extensions and is transformed back into the sexy farmer she used to be.
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Old 22-10-2014, 21:31
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And in the same episode Moira gets hair extensions and is transformed back into the sexy farmer she used to be.
I'm not sure how I feel about making someone put extensions in when they're happy with their hair but I'II see what I can do. (she says as if as ACTUALLY has an episode to write)
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Old 22-10-2014, 21:33
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I would give Ann Mitchell a decent storyline as Cora rather than ignoring her like DTC currently is.
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Old 22-10-2014, 21:53
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I'd devise a storyline for Coronation Street in which several of the characters who've run their course meet a dramatic end....
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Old 22-10-2014, 22:10
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I'd write myself into Emmerdale as a love interest for ross, EastEnders as one for max and corrie for rob lol
I'd write one where I was your love rival for Ross.

James would die, I don't know how but at the end of my episode he would gone. It would be on at 9 and would contain gratuitous violence, sex and swearing as much as the Dailian's can handle, which is loads.
James would have a horrendous accident when Moira accidentally pushed him into the haybailer. Head first. Cain would cover for her by dumping the body in his personal quarry. Then go home, strip off, and whisk Moira upstairs for a second honeymoon.

I have also prepared a script for Hollyoaks in which Silas strangles everybody, one by one, graphically, ending with Tony. Then sells the empty village for an extension of the M52. The last shot is a massive digger smashing up the set, and Silas laughing and walking away. Christmas special, I was thinking.
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Old 22-10-2014, 22:20
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I would love too be writing the Lucy Beale reveal for EE LiVE week!

I would produce one MASSIVE twist during the episode that would make you stop, and think OMFG! Did that just happen....
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Old 22-10-2014, 23:33
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I'm not sure how I feel about making someone put extensions in when they're happy with their hair but I'II see what I can do. (she says as if as ACTUALLY has an episode to write)
Who, Moira or NJR? 'Cause if we're talking NJR, then I guess it's only fair to leave it how it is, but if it's Moira, she's made some dodgy decisions over the last few months, and this is top of the list. You would only be correcting a mistake.
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Old 23-10-2014, 00:00
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Manda Best returns cradling her empty glass. She cries as her baby isn't filled. She hears the dripping of water from the Vic. She goes upstairs and swaps her empty glass for a full glass of water belonging to the Carters.

Mick "Oi, L, what's the mattah L, you ain't yourself L,"
Linda "Oh Mick, Well.. You see, I was-"
Mick "Never mind that, someone took our glass o' wo-tah"

Duff duff duff
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Old 23-10-2014, 13:03
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Id wrote myself into eastenders and become Johnny's boyfriend. Me and johnny then become the perfect couple who will get the happy ending when we leave. Zsa zsa would return after being called by Nancy when they discover tosh's abuse and zsa zsa sands up for her mum as only she is allowed tom hurt her. Alfie will become overwhelmed with guilt and commit suicide leaving Kat devesated. Bella Yates arrives and warns donna she will be shunned if her brash attitude continues. Ali jnr will arrive trying to track down sue. Martin discovers that sonia has been cheating on him with Tina so he has a one night stand with kush to get back at her.
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Old 23-10-2014, 13:13
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Who, Moira or NJR? 'Cause if we're talking NJR, then I guess it's only fair to leave it how it is, but if it's Moira, she's made some dodgy decisions over the last few months, and this is top of the list. You would only be correcting a mistake.
well they do sort of share the same hair so I'm going to go with NJR. The only way I know it would work is if I put in scene of her going to Kerry for a makeover and Kerry going mental and doing the full works.

So we got - extensions for Moira (I'm sorry Natalie, I think you hair looks fab ) Sorcha & C&S fight for Ross affections (I only have half an hour so I'II probably wrap that one up with a 3some or something) and James death. Anybody else want anything in that jam packed half hour? I think I might need a Thursday episode and just make it an hour all in the one.
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Old 23-10-2014, 18:33
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I would write an episode for Emmerdale where Jimmy King had a terrible nightmare. He dreams that somebody opened a walk-in IVF clinic and he donated sperm. The phials were all displayed on shelves with descriptions of the donor; in Jimmy's case ' fat, bald and stupid'. a woman bought one of his (marked at half-price as nobody else was interested) , noted his name and address on the back, came to his house and had the baby on his sofa. He had to get DFS to open up late to bring him a new sofa as the other one was..,,Ughhh. He then had to pay child support for the next eighteen years. Of course, this would never be shown, it would be the laughing stock of Soapland.
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Old 23-10-2014, 19:17
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I like to write one for EE where little Tommy Moon finds a two pound coin which Kat then buys a lottery ticket with and she wins the jackpot.

Meanwhile Alfie is tried and gets 3 years in jail and even though Kat's pissed off with him about the fire she stands by him and he comes home after serving half his sentence and they emigrate to Australia to live with Spencer!
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