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Old 28-10-2014, 14:54
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Afternoon all, by some complete system failure I've mistakenly been allowed to attempt another episode thread, so lets 'ave it Walford

The big news for this weeks episodes is, of course, that original nasty man, drug addict, and all round good guy Nick Cotton is back on the square. He sent me an email when he found out that I was writing this episode thread, which I've pasted below for you all to read.

From: NickyCotz2k14@bbc.co.uk
To: J-B@DeeplyHandsomeGentlemen.com

'Ello J ... SURPRISE!

Thought you'd get away with leaving me aaaaaht of your episode thread, did ya? Fat chance of that boy, let me tell ya now. Now I'm gonna make ya an offer, and I'm gonna suggest you take it, or else we're gonna have a problem.

I spent the monkey I made fakin' me death on a recording studio for me to do a version of me favourite song, but I can't think up the bleedin' lyrics. 'Ave a look and fix it for me, or I'm gonna come see you with me chair leg, understood? Here ya go:

I guess naaaah it's time for me to give up
I feel it's time
Got a pitcher of ale beside me
Got me beady eyes, still on your life savings
Got a kid not previously mentioned
From that time I made Yvonne scream
Gotta leave a, gotta leave a body in the ground now

Whatever I said, whatever I did I probably meant it
I just won't be back for good
(Won't be back, won't be back, won't be back for good)
Whenever I'm wrong, my stint won't be long, so just go with it
You'll be right and understood

I'm aware that it's contrived, this messed up story
It's not that good
But the people that thought it up for me
The powers that be
With the threat of being evicted, the acting work dried up for me,
Can't you find a little salary for me?

Whatever I said, whatever I did I probably meant it
I just won't be back for good
(Won't be back, won't be back, won't be back for good)
Whenever I'm wrong, my stint won't be long, so just go with it
You'll be right and understood


Let me know what you fink,

Yours faithfully,
Master Nicholas Charles Cotton
With that out of the way, here's what's coming up in tonights episode:

Spoiler


And here's who you can expect to see tonight:
Rotten Cotton - June Brown
Waste of space - Ricky Norwood
Nearly Headless Nick - John Altman
Acting PC Cotton, Toilet-scrubbing Division - Declan Bennett
Darth Mitchell - Samantha Womack
King Mitchell - Steve McFadden
Shazza Mitchell - Letitia Dean
Bitchell - Harry Reid
Murderous Vicious Abi - Lorna Fitzgerald
Sexy Murderous Stacey - Lacey Turner
Sausage - Sam Strike
Tina Carter - Luisa Bradshaw-White
Tosh needs a wash - Rebecca Scroggs
Les Miserable - Lindsey Coulson
Sonia Fowler, Just doing this now - Natalie Cassidy
Liam 'Brains' Butcher - James Forde
Shabnam 'Cash-money' Masood - Rakhee Thakrar
Pam Coker, habitual toker - Lin Blakley
Kush Kazemi - Davood Ghadami
Rebecca Fowler, guitar howler - Jasmine Armfield
The episode was directed by some bloke named John Howlett, and written by some chancer calling himself Colin Wyatt.

See you all at 7.30pm, folks
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Old 28-10-2014, 15:07
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Thanks for the great thread JB.

Should be a good ep tonight.
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Old 28-10-2014, 15:14
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Thanks for the thread
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Old 28-10-2014, 15:16
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Shabnam 'Cash-money' Masood - Rakhee Thakrar
I lost it at this. Hilarious!
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Old 28-10-2014, 15:21
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Poor, poor Dot.

That said, I'm hoping that
Spoiler
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Old 28-10-2014, 16:01
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So Dot meets him tonight? I thought it was Halloween?
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Old 28-10-2014, 16:06
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Thanks for a great thread, JB - funny as well to read. Nice & early, too which is always good

Really looking forward to tonight's episode - it should be a good one by all accounts - from looking at this

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Old 28-10-2014, 16:13
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Utterly brilliant thread J-B - your threads are the only thing that ever make me wish I could get back into EE.
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Old 28-10-2014, 16:26
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That was an halarius read J-B!

I don't usually post in these while watching the episode but will no doubt read all the comments and comment some point after
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Old 28-10-2014, 16:28
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Utterly brilliant thread J-B - your threads are the only thing that ever make me wish I could get back into EE.
Maybe you should keep trying just wait until the spoiler say it's an interesting episode that actually have decent stuff happening unlike the mess which was last week. This week (well yesterday) was better then the whole of last week altogether :P
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Old 28-10-2014, 16:28
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Lurvely stuff JB. When Nick hits Charlie with a chair leg I want him to say "Take That!"
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Old 28-10-2014, 16:43
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Lmao, luv the thread
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Old 28-10-2014, 17:42
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You's all welcome

Lurvely stuff JB. When Nick hits Charlie with a chair leg I want him to say "Take That!"
Will Dot be belting out a rendition of Pray?
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Old 28-10-2014, 17:45
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Will Dot be belting out a rendition of Pray?
Yes and Alfie can do Relight My Fire.
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Old 28-10-2014, 17:46
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Fabulous Thread JB my darling

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Old 28-10-2014, 18:07
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Charlie panics that Dot and Nick are about to cum face-to-face
Um... ew
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Old 28-10-2014, 18:12
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Funny start to the thread
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Old 28-10-2014, 18:31
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Amazing start to the thread J-B - out of interest, do you have a full-time job? If so, how on earth do you manage to write such comedy gold in between?!
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Old 28-10-2014, 18:33
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Amazing start to the thread J-B - out of interest, do you have a full-time job? If so, how on earth do you manage to write such comedy gold in between?!
Self-employed. I run an organised crime family. The hours are a little unsociable but the pay and perks more than make up for that.
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Old 28-10-2014, 18:38
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Self-employed. I run an organised crime family. The hours are a little unsociable but the pay and perks more than make up for that.
Are you irish? If so is this you ?

http://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=mc...tures+of+nidge
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Old 28-10-2014, 18:52
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Amazing episode synopsis JB.
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Old 28-10-2014, 19:00
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Thanks for the amazing thread J-B ! Chuckled at the nicknames and song
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Old 28-10-2014, 19:14
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JB the soap forums gary barlow

cracking bit of writing there but I do feel that King phil hacked Nicks emails as it sounded awfully like king phil
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Old 28-10-2014, 19:17
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Great thread, thanks JB
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Old 28-10-2014, 19:26
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Great thread. Thanks.
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