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EE Episode thread 28/10/14 - Back For Good
Afternoon all, by some complete system failure I've mistakenly been allowed to attempt another episode thread, so lets 'ave it Walford ![]() The big news for this weeks episodes is, of course, that original nasty man, drug addict, and all round good guy Nick Cotton is back on the square. He sent me an email when he found out that I was writing this episode thread, which I've pasted below for you all to read. Quote:
From: NickyCotz2k14@bbc.co.uk With that out of the way, here's what's coming up in tonights episode:To: J-B@DeeplyHandsomeGentlemen.com 'Ello J ... SURPRISE!Thought you'd get away with leaving me aaaaaht of your episode thread, did ya? Fat chance of that boy, let me tell ya now. Now I'm gonna make ya an offer, and I'm gonna suggest you take it, or else we're gonna have a problem. I spent the monkey I made fakin' me death on a recording studio for me to do a version of me favourite song, but I can't think up the bleedin' lyrics. 'Ave a look and fix it for me, or I'm gonna come see you with me chair leg, understood? Here ya go: I guess naaaah it's time for me to give up I feel it's time Got a pitcher of ale beside me Got me beady eyes, still on your life savings Got a kid not previously mentioned From that time I made Yvonne scream Gotta leave a, gotta leave a body in the ground now Whatever I said, whatever I did I probably meant it I just won't be back for good (Won't be back, won't be back, won't be back for good) Whenever I'm wrong, my stint won't be long, so just go with it You'll be right and understood I'm aware that it's contrived, this messed up story It's not that good But the people that thought it up for me The powers that be With the threat of being evicted, the acting work dried up for me, Can't you find a little salary for me? Whatever I said, whatever I did I probably meant it I just won't be back for good (Won't be back, won't be back, won't be back for good) Whenever I'm wrong, my stint won't be long, so just go with it You'll be right and understood Let me know what you fink, Yours faithfully, Master Nicholas Charles Cotton
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And here's who you can expect to see tonight: Quote:
Rotten Cotton - June Brown The episode was directed by some bloke named John Howlett, and written by some chancer calling himself Colin Wyatt.Waste of space - Ricky Norwood Nearly Headless Nick - John Altman Acting PC Cotton, Toilet-scrubbing Division - Declan Bennett Darth Mitchell - Samantha Womack King Mitchell - Steve McFadden Shazza Mitchell - Letitia Dean Bitchell - Harry Reid Murderous Vicious Abi - Lorna Fitzgerald Sexy Murderous Stacey - Lacey Turner Sausage - Sam Strike Tina Carter - Luisa Bradshaw-White Tosh needs a wash - Rebecca Scroggs Les Miserable - Lindsey Coulson Sonia Fowler, Just doing this now - Natalie Cassidy Liam 'Brains' Butcher - James Forde Shabnam 'Cash-money' Masood - Rakhee Thakrar Pam Coker, habitual toker - Lin Blakley Kush Kazemi - Davood Ghadami Rebecca Fowler, guitar howler - Jasmine Armfield See you all at 7.30pm, folks
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Thanks for the great thread JB.
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Thanks for the thread
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Shabnam 'Cash-money' Masood - Rakhee Thakrar
I lost it at this. Hilarious!
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Poor, poor Dot.
![]() That said, I'm hoping that
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So Dot meets him tonight? I thought it was Halloween?
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Thanks for a great thread, JB - funny as well to read. Nice & early, too which is always good
![]() Really looking forward to tonight's episode - it should be a good one by all accounts - from looking at this ![]()
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Utterly brilliant thread J-B - your threads are the only thing that ever make me wish I could get back into EE.
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That was an halarius read J-B!
![]() I don't usually post in these while watching the episode but will no doubt read all the comments and comment some point after
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Utterly brilliant thread J-B - your threads are the only thing that ever make me wish I could get back into EE.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() just wait until the spoiler say it's an interesting episode that actually have decent stuff happening unlike the mess which was last week. This week (well yesterday) was better then the whole of last week altogether :P
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Lurvely stuff JB. When Nick hits Charlie with a chair leg I want him to say "Take That!"
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Lmao, luv the thread
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You's all welcome ![]() Quote:
Lurvely stuff JB. When Nick hits Charlie with a chair leg I want him to say "Take That!"
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You's all welcome
![]() Will Dot be belting out a rendition of Pray? ![]() Yes and Alfie can do Relight My Fire.
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Fabulous Thread JB my darling
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Charlie panics that Dot and Nick are about to cum face-to-face
Um... ew
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Funny start to the thread
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Amazing start to the thread J-B - out of interest, do you have a full-time job? If so, how on earth do you manage to write such comedy gold in between?!
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Amazing start to the thread J-B - out of interest, do you have a full-time job? If so, how on earth do you manage to write such comedy gold in between?!
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Self-employed. I run an organised crime family. The hours are a little unsociable but the pay and perks more than make up for that.
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Amazing episode synopsis JB.
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Thanks for the amazing thread J-B ! Chuckled at the nicknames and song
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JB the soap forums gary barlow
cracking bit of writing there but I do feel that King phil hacked Nicks emails as it sounded awfully like king phil |
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Great thread, thanks JB
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Great thread. Thanks.
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just wait until the spoiler say it's an interesting episode that actually have decent stuff happening unlike the mess which was last week. This week (well yesterday) was better then the whole of last week altogether :P
