- now stop it, you're killing me.....

you're funny

...because the pixies have demanded better working conditions this year.

Well, if the house looks anything like that I am not watching it, it looks like a normal house...

It's also funny that "the camera's havent been installed" but if they were underground we wouldnt be able to see them anyways!

Plus, if you look through the door in the "kitchen" you can see outside....

and also, they dont have regular house windows in a BB house, look at the reflections of the window frame...

Er .. we would if they're pointing upwards ..... and that's a view I don't want to contemplate (especially in the bathroom )

they are also all different sites...


http://www.kvranch.com < bathroom - a site about western cabins
http://www.alta-ranch.com/ < living room - nice fly fishing place
http://www.renuremodeling.com < kitchen - ooo good interior design site
http://www.experimental.ch/welcome.htm < bedroom something to do with aircrafts
http://www.sanscha.com/ <bathroom - this place is in australia
http://www.fabulous-homes.com < sauna - lovley house rental site

That's because the goblins have all resigned and refuse to work for Endemol any more..... The pixies know they've got them on the run. All power to them I say.

Personally i'd just rather see a BB1 back to basics style house. sofas, kitchen, bedroom garden done. no fancy decor. The house has become too luxurious over the years. Even last years supposedly 'evil' house they had mud baths, pamper rooms and a fu***ng spa....must have been hell for them

back to basic dosnt work think BB4

Exactly! It was different in BB1 because it was something new , it would be stupid going straight into evil in BB1, lol!

They need something different, like i have said neons and furry walls would be cool!

Neon bars randomly placed on the walls, a neon glow under the sofa, to make it uncomfortable (we dont want to make it too cosy, still) furry walls in the bedroom, to make it romantic, it may get the housemates in a romantic mood. A seperate bedroom like in CBB3 would be good, but this time, make it so that there is not enough beds in the bedroom so two people have to sleep in the double bed in the seperate room. There not gonna sleep on the sofas if there's bright neons around either!

The garden needs to remain Native! I love the brickwork, there needs to be a bigger decking this year and a pond would be nice. The garden should be bigger and a pool (BB3) or a spa again would be brill. The veg patch and chickens need to come back, please!

The diary room, I feel should be a yellow colour. Make it bright and exciting and have the bb logo behind the chair again. The chair should stay that simalar shape it has always been but this time make it leopard print! The diary room should be round inside, so as if, your in a yellow ball, it would look cool!

There should be a reward room again too! The bathroom I feel should be sharp shaped tiles and should be a mix of blue and white, a few reds would be nice. Keep the communal shower, but not viewing into the garden, more steamy shots maybe included then

Hope you like my ideas! Give me your opinions on them, please...

yep i agree everything except the chicken NO MORE CHICKEN'S ARSE CAM

But - what else are they going to show us on the live feed when the language gets too strong or the hms are doing something they can't show on tv?

I said back to basics style house..not format

BB4 failed because the people were terminally dull, not because the house was no-frills

Your garden and Diary Room ideas are brilliant. Definitely agree about having the eye behind the chair as well...it's those little details that make the show.

so long as the house is a total revamp of the BB5 house im not bothered it was terrible that house and way too small

here is my idea for the house.

there should be another corridoor, instead of the steps this year, which leads into the main area of the house (open plan, as every year). With huge mirrors, some should have different textured boarders (fur, neon bars, velvet etc...) The house should be bigger that BB 4, but maybe not as big as BB3. The ceilings should still remain low though, to add a bit of extra tension amoung them.

In the lounge, I think that the "L shape sofas" woked well in BB 3+4, and would like 2 pink ones with a large white coffee table, to pile even more alcohol onto!

In the kitchen, i liked the BB3 on, but this year, maybe three differenrt worktop areas, none conntected to a wall. Just 2 furry bar stools i think.

In the dinining are, a large rectangular table, like BB5, but it doesn't need to be assembled for use, it just stays there. With 4 benches (2 either side of the table), it will bring certian housemates together, on the plush purpley red benches. The table top could be a mirror, so they can always see the others.

The garden needs to be opened up, with a European BB swimming pool, with a small dingy (sp?) in. Lots of plants and decking, with an outside table this year (there wasn't one in Bb 4+5) Maybe there should be an indoor spa which is opened on a Saturday night if they pass the task.

The bedroom should be inside again, but just the one. 3 double beds, 6 single beds, all close together. the colours should be calm and relaxing, like the BB4 house colours. the shower room (absoloutley NO BATH this year) and the 2 loos should only be accessable through the bedroom, so if someone is sleeping, and another needs the loo, someone will be woken up!!!

I don't really give a damn about the store room, as it's just a storage room.

Finally, the diary room should be compleltey circular, and behind the big red chair, there should be a built in fish tank, with rare and exotic fish. the walls should be red, and padded and furry.

I like it, tell me what YOU GUYS think!

I love the idea of a fish tank behind the diary room chair. It should have the BB eye on the glass though.

Excellent ideas and yes, I really hope they have a circular diary room!

I think it would be a good idea to have flat pack furniture, that they have to build.
Imagine their faces as they realise they have to build everything, including the beds
They should also go back to the making their own bread & none of this pampering, boxes of cereal etc.

They should have to build they're beds and the chairs from scratch and the hot water should only be available from 9am-10am again. They had hot water for 24 hours in BB5 did they not unlike any other year when it was just a couple of hours a day.

There should also be NO alarm so they can stay up later. Only an alarm when they need it for certain tasks.

It would be cool to have a new style entrance this year- no corridor or stairs. How funny would it be if they had to slide down a shute (sp?) to get to the house? lol. I could just see their faces now. Seriously though, I'd like to see a corridor with a mirror wall, a mirror floor and a mirror roor. That would be really cool!

Definitely agree about water/food/alarm issues.

Go back to how it used to be. One hour of hot water a day. Store room only open for one hour every day. What they don't get out, they have to leave until the next day or make bread if they're hungry. Obviously, it'd be opened for other things like tasks....but lock the fridges.

No alarms...especially not like last years. No music, nothing. Obviously, Big Brother will be annoucing that the hot water is on and the store room is open, as well as turning the lights on so that should wake some of them up. Letting them sleep until 2pm is ridiculous though, so there should be some way to get them up sooner, but not too early....some of the best stuff happens at night. Infact, most of it.

they should have a rise style show in the morning were we talk about the night befor and whats in the news

I heard that Russel Brand is hosting some morning show on Channel4 on weekday mornings this year so they would probably talk about BB6 if they were both on at the same time. It's a shame that RI:SE got axed cos I really liked it. I hope this show goes ahead because it sounds good.

As for the entrance, how about spiral stairs leading into the house?

i think spiral stairs would be good they should enter through the roof of the house and down a big spiral staircase and on eviction night theres a big ramp from the roof right into the middle of the audience

the advantages of this is the real do have no contact with the outside world straight into the hotel and straight into the house

I'd still go for the rumoured lift from last year...they so should do that. Davina goes up in the lift - which is of course glass, so we can all see - collects the housemate, and the lift goes down and Davina takes the HM to meet the crowd.

Davina and the Great Glass Elevator...

oh my lord even better