Year upon year he says the same old comments...shall we tick 'em off as we hear them?

1. You're the "dark horse" in this competition

2. I didn't like it - I LOVED it!

3. That was a "world class performance"

4. Do you know what your trouble is - You just don't know how good you are

5. You're starting to sound like a recording artist

6. You made that song your own

7. You just totally nailed it

8. That used to be my favourite song - not any more!

9. Do you know what? That was by far the best performance of the whole series

10. You need to start believing in yourself

11. What else can I advertise to get free products? (He was on epic form on Xtra Factor)

Cue Stevi in a forthcoming "Harvester" ad!

Dont forget all the Shake and Vac references

He was hilarious on Xtra-Factor, this season has been much better with him as a judge tbh.

You could be in trouble after tonight...

I don't like what you're wearing...

You make me proud to be British.

I'm sorry, but that was amazing, simply world class.

"Doing a back-flip on big band is like eating a sandwich while you're swimming."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7ctXvUQT_w

At 2.43

His blatant manipulation and lack of professionalism and respect towards Paul last week overshadow any of his "hilarious" quips.

'And I've gotta tell you...'

To other judges when he's made a vaguely bold claim: 'No, I really believe that.' or 'I genuinely do...'

and of course the already mentioned 'you know what?' which he constantly repeats over and over again.

"I believe in you. You believe in me. You transcend the universe. God is smiling on you. Life is a waterfall and you are the ultimate rainbow"

- His impression of Nicole Scherzinger's critiques.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

12. We just scratch the surface with you ..

'This show tonight has been ...Crazy/ like The Alien Factor / Like a sausage milkshake.'

I swear he said something comparing a show to a sausage milkshake. I remember Harry Hill actually doing it on TV Burp!

He is the most disingenuous person on TV. Exploits and manipulates.

If people find him interesting or humorous they have a problem. A big one.

He has ruined Saturday night TV with his tacky show.

Come on ITV, give us a break from this moron and his lackeys.

Fed up of his brainwashing propaganda fed to sheep who are daft enough to buy into something he has manufactured, a product that has no prestige. Plastic in every way.

When he says the public don't seem to like you this is what your 2nd or 3rd time in the bottom 2

Then saves the other person???

Or same situation and saves the weaker one, ie Katie Waissel

Don't forget the old "You're the reason we make shows like this....." line which gets an airing a couple of times per series.

And more than likely with Stereo Kicks this week or next week...

How could I have forgotten that one?! Also...........................

"Well, all I can say is THANK GOD you're in this competition - You are EXACTLY what this show has been looking for - and up to now, we haven't found it - Well done!"

Said every series without fail in some way, shape or form and imo to someone who's just made my cat run and hide behind the sofa!

....and there's usually something that's "by far and away" the best performance of the night/series/millennium!

He needs new lines 😅, but I love him this series.

Hes a lot of fun. OK, sometimes he needs his ears checked but I like his team, adore Stevi and how he wants all the contestant to be the best they can be.

*Now where can I see £ signs flashing this year*...

You are like a ____ trying to be a _____

"That was like a cruise ship performance. I can't see you selling millions of records."

"I didn't feel like I was watching you in a singing competition, I felt like I was watching you headline your own concert."

"It was pitchy in parts."

"[x judge] is trying to turn you into something you're not ." Followed by argument with 'x judge'.

'I really hope the public get behind you tonight.'