You are braver than I am, Jim. One of their posters is actually called Satan, you know!

LMFSO - well played.

In this interests of fairness I suggest we have a 'one in, one out' policy and send Kevin and Joanne to Siberia as part of a cultural exchange. Alternatively I am more than happy for Vladimir Putin, or any mildly fascistic Eastern European quasi-dictator, to annexe Grimsby in exchange for an open supply of truly world-class, incredibly hot, 10 dancers to appear on my favourite light-entertainment Saturday evening show.

You wouldn't think Satan would need to play about with politics would you? Does he take to the hustings in the search of souls.

Fish Nets? Whose wearing them? Judy?

Voting for the Slavic sausage are we then?

Might have known you would show up. Do you have your computer programmed to pick up any mention of lingerie?

Do keep up. There is no such thing now as "Eastern Europe." The old Eastern Europe is the new "Central Europe".

Oh please don't say that so close to Slavic sausage. The images are now brain-melded in a slightly painful looking squidge

Ohh errr

I got the visual too now. Sausage in a net, like chicken in a basket but urghmmm dangleier!

We seem to have made the best of this daft thread -doncha think?

I didn't think it was possible for it to go further downhill but we have succeeded!

*glow of collective pride*

And yet when you go back out to the main menu, there 'Is Alison deluded?' still sits. The title alone outdoes us

I share that pride.

But we can go lower. Do you do BB? Don't you remember the period poo thread?

I didn't watch it. I only ever visited the forum briefly to discover how much everyone hated James. Lots, as it turned out!

Go on then, what do we need to rival that other deep-cast downhill thread?

Just Hosiery for the moment. I'm working my way up to Lingerie ...

Ah, we can now send it to food and drink

In my Google-stalking, ahem I mean searching, of Aljaz I have discovered that his father makes his own sausages.

If the government do crack down on Eastern European migration then Pasha and Aljaz are both welcome to hide out in my understairs cupboard. Heck, if the Tories get all antsy about the Irish again there's room in there for Tristan too.

This was during civilian BB. One contestant chatting to another mentioned it was that time of the month and referenced .. lets call them the fruits of her morning labours.

This sparked a thread in which it turned out half the women on the forum, once a month produced stools that were special. And half of us hadn't a clue what they were talking about. As the half traded their experiences the other half of us started to feel quite inadequate.

This went on for about 3 pages. It was late at night and the Mods tolerated us but quietly removed the thread before dawn.

I will offer respite care if you need a break ChaCha. Meanwhile I am holding out for an Italian Pogrom.

You have to be awarded extra points for an effortless Gregg sausage link.

Yep, inadequate and bemused. I feel like I'm still waiting for puberty now

Well indeed. I was torn between feeling blessed, as it sounded something of a palaver or concerned that I was not quite a full woman. Hey ho.

Anyway beddie byes time for me. I have a hunch this thread may not survive the night so I will thank you for the fun and wish you sweet dreams.

Notice Henry popped in when we mentioned stockings and vanished again. Really that boy.

I'm peeping in through the key hole waiting for when it is safe.

Been working. Job done tonight instead of tomorrow. Deserved glass of sherry coming up.

Oh and since this thread is getting lower and lower in tone I might have mentioned that I have a good nose. Not only can I smell periods when I am dancing with somebody (easy) but can also smell ovulations (hard apparently).

I'm envious of that. I did just half of what needed to be done before becoming beguiled by fishnets and unknown biological marvels. No sherry for me

N'night to all. The mods will be kind, I think. They have human hearts under their gruff exteriors.

Just seen your added bit. Wow... I didn't know ovulation had a smell, unless to pooches or cloistered nuns, apparently. And now Henry! Have you ever experimented with mescaline? Don't actually answer that, of course. I just remember somewhere reading Oliver Sacks say that once, after getting high on mescaline, for several days after he experienced an almost doglike intensity of smell!

Hilarious seeing dogs sniffing away and I can smell the same thing. I try not to smirk knowingly.

Not tried Mescaline - but I have a wine tasting competition next week. Can you send some over Pet?

I can smell Marijuana on the streets pretty much every day. Different kinds.

Which? Me? I wouldn't dare be all experimental with mind-distorting substances. No! Too much whisky is my only really quite innocent vice.

Aren't you already a dirty rotten Ringah for wine tasting though -- what with your nose?