What about Waterloo Station because today you're going to be cleaning toilets?

Here we are outside Buckingham Palace, residence of the Queen. Queen was also a band with lead singer Freddy Mercury, whose surname is a planet in space. Your task today is to design an exhibition space with exhibits of your choice, which you will auction.

Well, here we are outside the Bank of England, centre of the UK financial system. Many world banks have offices here. One of them is the Dutch Group, Ing. We are so close that we are by Ing. And that's your task today - buying.

Good morning. We are at Louis Spence's dance studio. Louis speaks with a lisp. This rhymes with crisp. Your task today is to create a new type of snack food.

I expect you're wondering why we're here in the Food Hall at Harrods. They don't just sell food but also kitchen appliances like colanders. And your task is to design a calendar.

This is my favourite thread ever! I'm actually crying! Bravo

Good morning. We are in a classic British rainwear factory. They make mackintoshes, galoshes and umbrellas (ellas ellas ellas). Your task today is to create a number one song for Rihanna.

Welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Convicted prisoners are sent here when they receive a custodial sentence. Sentences make up stories and your task today is to design and sell a children's book.

Good morning. We are standing next to the Shard, also known as the Shard of Glass. Heart of Glass is a well known song by Blondie - and today, you will be making an advert for hair bleach.

Good morning. We are at Stonehenge. Getting stoned is a classic British past time for teenagers through the ages. Your task is to set up a chain of cannabis franchises.

Here we are in a public toilet, known as a loo. The word "Loo" written upside down spells 007, known as James Bond. Bondage is one of the most prominent product lines in the sex industry, and today you will be designing a new S&M product and pitching to retailers.

Good morning. We are here at Billingsgate Market which is famous for its fish. Your task today is to create a range of codpieces for Primark.

Very funny

Daniel ' I'm good at pub quiz's I'll write the lyrics'

LOL

I love this thread.

On DSA, we had to design a theme park. I feel like we may have gone to Kew Gardens for that task brief:

'Well, here we are at Kew Gardens. Queueing is something that happens a lot at theme parks. Your task is to open a theme park...'

Incidentally, I've just had a brainwave - next year on DSA, let's imagine that we're all meeting at a thoroughly irrelevant location! Roxie, if you read this please bear that in mind...

Here we are in Baker Street tube station, baker rhymes with Laker, La Lakers are an American Basketball team, which is a popular American sport. Football is our National Sport. Another type of Sport is Tennis, where fans like to eat Strawberries and Cream. Cream is made from milk, so you'll be going to a farm in Kent to make Organic milkshakes to sell to the public.

They all seem to be wordy ones so far...

Oh Rihanna wouldn't want anything too sleazy. She's a classy bird.

You're probably wondering why we are in Coventry. So am I. Coventry is horrible. Today your task is to develop a new anti-depressant.

Welcome to Amsterdam. The popular Dutch singer Caro Emerald was born here. Emerald City is the capital of the Land of Oz. Your task today is to design slippers and sell them to warehouses.

I can actually see that happening as well!

Good morning. Welcome to the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva. Big Ron is the security guard at the 4th best brothel in Margate. Your task is to run an advertising campaign to make it the 3rd.

Good morning. Today we're at the Apollo Victoria theatre, home to the musical Wicked. Now James, you've been getting on my wick recently, so I'm going to make you the project manager for Summit. Your task is to produce your own brand of crème brûlée and sell it to the trade.