When Tess makes her entrance with Zoe and Zoe moves effortlessly across the floor, Tess is not a natural mover, she's pretty wooden. I don't think she would win the glitter ball if she was in the show
Do you think Tess could dance?
Originally Posted by Rosie Primrose:
“When Tess makes her entrance with Zoe and Zoe moves effortlessly across the floor, Tess is not a natural mover, she's pretty wooden. I don't think she would win the glitter ball if she was in the show”
“When Tess makes her entrance with Zoe and Zoe moves effortlessly across the floor, Tess is not a natural mover, she's pretty wooden. I don't think she would win the glitter ball if she was in the show
”
Well, Zoe did come third herself on Strictly (and should have won, IMO), whereas Tess has been shuffling across the stage and cocking her leg up to Bruce Forsyth (so to speak) for years without looking in any way a dancer, so I suspect you're right.
Didn't Tess once do a CIN special? Might be making this up but I think she might have done a ballroom dance.
Tess and Claudia are both strange choices for a dance show. Both pretty wooden with no dance credibility.
I think Zoe and Ian should drive the show with Iveta on ITT.
I think Zoe and Ian should drive the show with Iveta on ITT.
Originally Posted by Penfolds_place:
“Didn't Tess once do a CIN special? Might be making this up but I think she might have done a ballroom dance.”
“Didn't Tess once do a CIN special? Might be making this up but I think she might have done a ballroom dance.”
yeah, she did a CIN special a few years ago and wasnt a natural dancer at all.
Originally Posted by Penfolds_place:
“Didn't Tess once do a CIN special? Might be making this up but I think she might have done a ballroom dance.”
“Didn't Tess once do a CIN special? Might be making this up but I think she might have done a ballroom dance.”
She did a foxtrot with Anton and she wasn't nearly as bad as I thought she'd be. I can't remember who she was up against but they were terrible. It might have been Terry Wogan, actually.
Originally Posted by Grumpy_Alan:
“She could certainly give Judy a walk for her money!”
“She could certainly give Judy a walk for her money!”
That's a bit unfair
Originally Posted by Grumpy_Alan:
“She could certainly give Judy a walk for her money!”
“She could certainly give Judy a walk for her money!”
Brilliant Grumpy Al'
Rumour has it, The BIRD BRAND Creosote company, have lined up both Judy and Tess, to promote their new wood preserving products.
Tess was Geppetto's first attempt, he did better on the second try as over time Pinocchio became less wooden.
Originally Posted by Ray_Burn:
“She did a foxtrot with Anton and she wasn't nearly as bad as I thought she'd be. I can't remember who she was up against but they were terrible. It might have been Terry Wogan, actually.”
“She did a foxtrot with Anton and she wasn't nearly as bad as I thought she'd be. I can't remember who she was up against but they were terrible. It might have been Terry Wogan, actually.”
I had it in my head she was up against Vernon, but whoever it was she was up against they let her win.
Originally Posted by R82n8:
“Tess was Geppetto's first attempt, he did better on the second try as over time Pinocchio became less wooden.”
“Tess was Geppetto's first attempt, he did better on the second try as over time Pinocchio became less wooden.”
Ha ha.. very droll.. or doll
Sure i saw her strings last night. Brilliant puppeteering
Originally Posted by sportgal9:
“Ha ha.. very droll.. or doll
Sure i saw her strings last night. Brilliant puppeteering”
“Ha ha.. very droll.. or doll
Sure i saw her strings last night. Brilliant puppeteering
”
Lady Penelope perhaps.
Can just imagine Craig looking at her over his shoulder and saying "Yuss M'lady".
Or, as she sashays off stage right "Blunderbirds are go!"
Originally Posted by LazySusan:
“I had it in my head she was up against Vernon, but whoever it was she was up against they let her win.”
“I had it in my head she was up against Vernon, but whoever it was she was up against they let her win.”
Ray_Burn I think you were right it was Terry Wogan as I have just watched the late night CIN with Vincent and Flavia and Flavia said to Terry that she danced the waltz with him so I guess it was then. Apologies.
Monaogg as someone said earlier she did do a full dance on a CIN special so I wouldn't think she would do a Christmas Special as well
