For me:

Mick: I didn't mean to do it , it was an accident. She was going to expose my secret and I had no other choice. I was the one who actually wanted to meet Rainie.

Sharon: I'm going to call the police.

Mick: Please don't. (tone changes) Put the phone down.

Sharon: No, you are a dangerous man.

Mick: I cannot lose my family.

Sharon: Too late. (rings the police, but Mick starts to strangle her).

Mick then cries as he strangles Sharon to death! Iconic.

The next week would involve the cover-up. Can you imagine Phil's face?! Ha.

Sharon: Phil you've gotta leave the country now
Phil: I ain't leaving my son
Sharon: Well you're gonna be no use to him when you're inside
Phil: I ain't going anywhere, not until I get my hands on that Carter boy
Sharon: Phil you ain't listening! You're wanted for murder!
Billy: Stop it! Stop with the shouting! It was me
Sharon: What was you Billy?
Billy: I did it...I killed Lucy
Phil: You what? You did what? You were gonna watch me go down for murder?
Billy: I didn't mean it, I didn't mean for any of this to happen!
Phil: You killed Ian's daughter and said nothing for months and said nothing when the old bill came sniffing 'round me?!
Sharon: Phil!
Billy: Don't hit me! I was in a bad place! I just wanted to show her I was in charge. All she did was boss me around, treated me like I was a kid.
Phil: You're pathetic
Billy: All my life, all my life you've all looked down your noses at me! Billy, the weak one, the useless one, well I wanted to show you I was a Mitchell!
Phil: Don't you dare blame this on us
Billy: I was angry, I smashed up the apartment she was selling and then she caught me
Sharon: What did you do?
Billy: She started screaming, I told her to be quiet and she weren't 'aving any of it. I said be quiet 'cos of the neighbours but she just screamed louder. I was so angry and not thinking straight, so I just...
Phil: So you just what?
Billy: I picked up an ornament and hit her over the head
Sharon: That's why the police thought it was Max. How did the body get to the common?
Billy: ...
Phil: Well?
Billy: Ben and Jay
Phil: What?!
*bang on the door*
Keeble: It's the police!
Marsden: Mr mitchell, open the door!
Billy: What you gonna do?
Phil: You're gonna turn yourself in
Billy: What? Phil. You can't. We're family
Phil: You ain't a Mitchell, you never were a Mitchell and you never will be a Mitchell

got too much time on my hands

Dexter: Shewasjustthereinnitfam, shecameatmelikeWHATcoz,Iain'teventrippingshewasmadbrandishingatmewivaknifesweardownson soIgothersogoodbeforesheshankedmerightupcoz,yougottabelievemenan.

you broke the forum.

Iv given dexter a breath or two lol

I like it apart from the last sentence.

there would have to be a recording of peggy shrieking you call yourself a mitchell in the background.

As one has been done for billy ill go for whitney who is te other character I hope it is as they are capable actors but ran their course..:

(Whitney has stormed out of a party in Lucy's honour in order to cheer peter up)
Lee: whit, what was the deal with that note shabnam found?
Whitney: i told tamwar. She was a right bitch to me with comments about my weight, tony, rob and she slept with you!
(Lauren runs out of te party)
Lauren: whitney! You can't just not say anything to us. Peters began drinking himself stupid. Why would you even write a hate note at a funeral.
Whitney: it's all my fault, it's all my fault
Lee: what are you on about?
Whitney: all of it, just all of it!
Lauren: whit your scaling me now, what exactly is your fault?
Whitney: lucy...
(Lee and Lauren look at her strangely)
Lauren: whit, say it wasn't
Whitney; I can't Lauren because it was. It was me. I got jealous of her an annoyed with her comments about me so I did it (peter walks out of the vic) I killed lucy.

(Peter, Lauren and lee show shocked expressions finishing on peter)
Duff duff

Then Lauren and peter will report her to the police and Lauren cute ties with whitney. Lee is horrified to learn she is a killer and he refuses to talk to her despite her asking him to go on the run with her. Ryan makes a teapperace to meet up with her but whitney is caught before she can reach Ryan. Liam and cindy will hit the rolecks but sort their differences. Peter says he needs to move away to he over her death so he goes to love with steven. Liam will also form a closer Bond with Ian. Whitney will then be sentenced but will probably let out early.

Shona is a capable actress and will be carful but whitney has become the kiss of fate to newer good looking males an the character isn't going anywhere and isn't really needed anymore. She's ran her course an has become boring after the rob storyline.

Lola: "It was me"

Mick: Awright you 'orrible lot, 'ere Dad you cantankerous old git stick the kettle on and let's have a nice cuppa rosy. Naaaaah then, I want you all looking sharp tonight coz we're aaaaavin' a bit of a party. It's gonna be an 'I KILLED LUCY' party. Nanc get onto Fatboy see if he can sort some tunes out, Lee get yaself behind the bar son, Johnny get the police on the blower, I'm 'aaaaaaaanding meself in.

For me:

Ian bursts into Number 55 Victoria Road and catches Phil and Sharon off guard whilst they thrust each other excitedly during a passionate love clinch. Sharon screams and jumps of the sofa to grab her gown on the floor leaving Phil naked on the dining table. Ian runs over to Phil and grapples his throat.

Sharon: Ian let go of him! Are you crazy? He'll kill you! Ian! Ian!

Sharon runs out of the room.

Ian: (whispers into his ear) I know it was you Phil. I know what you did! You killed Lucy and I'm going to kill you. Why!?!?!

Phil is now unable to move physically so he now has to rely on his superhuman mental prowess. He stares into Ian's eyes and calibrates their minds.

Phil: I call upon the ancient gods of Kinross, Perth and Tulloch! INITIATE BODY SWAP!

Phil and Ian's minds are now exchanged.

Phil (in Ian's body): You came close, Beale. You've got my respect, but ... I WIN AGAIN!

Phil (in Ian's body) strangles Ian (in Phil's body) to death and exhales a breath of relief. Sharon runs in with Ronnie's gun to witness Phil's dead naked body sprawled across the dining table. She points the gun at Phil (in Ian's body), who she thinks is Ian.

Sharon: I don't know how or why you did it and I don't care. I don't care if I've known you for my whole life, that means nothing now you've done the ultimate evil and killed King Philith!

Phil (in Ian's body): King Philth?

Sharon: Yes, King Philith! That was my nickname for him and he'll never know it now thanks to you!

Phil (in Ian's body): Boy did I train you well! It's me Sharon, I swapped bodies with Ian just before my body died.

Sharon: What nonsense! That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! I know some crazy things have happened in EastEnders, but do you really think anybody could actually switch bodies?

Phil (in Ian's body): EastEnders?

Sharon: Sorry, I meant Walford. Listen Ian, Phil or whoever you think you are as the new King Philith I've got a legacy to uphold.

Sharon cocks the gun and points it at Phil (in Ian's body)! This is it. After years of domination Phil the Unbeatable is finally about to go in the most disgraceful way possible. Killed by Sharon in Ian the weasel's body. But then he has an idea...

Phil (in Ian's body): So Sharon, you fancy being the new King Philith eh? I call upon the ancient gods of Kinross, Perth and Tulloch! INITIATE BODY SWAP!

Phil and Sharon's minds are now exchanged.

Phil (in Sharon's body): Goodbye Shazza, you were a good ride! (he pulls the trigger)

Sharon (in Ian's body): (crumbling to the floor) How dare you call me Shazza!

Phil (in Sharon's body): Yeah, well THAT was MINE AND SHIRLEY'S nickname for YOU! I win again ... AGAIN!

Sharon dies in Ian's body. Ian and Sharon are now dead at the hands of King Philith the Greatly Unbeatable. Phil (in Sharon's body) walks over to the mirror.

Phil (in Sharon's body): I could get used to these! (squeezes boobs). All this hair'll have to go though. (looks at Ian's body) Oh yeah, you only wanted to know why I killed Lucy! Guess I got a bit carried away . Let's just say all will be revealed.

Phil (in Sharon's body) exits 55 Victoria road ready to wreak havoc in Walford in his new body.

Ben enters and sees his dad's naked body on the dining table and Ian Beale's body on the floor. He drops to his knees in tears.

Ben: YOU TWO SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME! MY LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH EASIER WITH A GAY DAD AND BROTHER/STEP-DAD

TBC...

Denise is at Lucy's grave, and unknown to her Ian is just a few feet away listening...

Denise: Oh Lucy... I am sorry you know, for everything.
*camera cuts to Ian's puzzled face*
Denise: I know you think I stole your dad but I tried to make you all happy..I really tried... But you just wouldn't listen..you just wouldn't! *she starts crying and kneels beside the grave*
Denise: why couldn't you have just been a good girl? Like my Libby? You were always patronizing me..putting me down...turning your nose up at me...when I found out Nick cotton was dealing you those drugs, I felt for you, I really did. But then...when you pushed me, I just flipped...and I'm sorry Luc I really am!
*ian silently falls on his knees in shock*
Denise: I'm so sorry...so sorry! Forgive me...I didn't mean it I didn't honestly...that's why I can't forgive myself,what I did its unforgivable.
Ian: and what was that exactly?
*Denise looks up at Ian,surprised*
Ian: its all over Denise, you can't hurt me or Lucy anymore.
*police sirens scream and officers arrive on the scene while Keeble arrests Denise as Ian watches on*
Julia's theme plays as the shot pans out over east London.

Not the best but yeah

It was good and more realistic than most.

Its unlikely there will be a confession but I reckon there will be a scene similar to yours

This was a question about how you would write the killer's confession for Lucy. However, you have written a body-swap fic - and a good one at that.

Thank you! I hope it is someone unexpected like Denise or Lola, because if its someone that's already been suspected I.e Ben or Billy it'll be the most wasted plot ever

Charlie to Ian and pub it was me to save ma dad Lucy saw him on the run so the only way I know was to get rid.

Why thank you!

3am, Queen Vic.
Tracy stumbles into the bar, steps over Shirley slumped on the floor in a pool of regret and vomit. She gives Shirley a reproachful kick, sticks 'Perfect Moment' on the jukebox, necks a litre of vodka and freebases some pork scratchings.

Tracy strokes the Queen Vic bust and cackles.

"No one knows. No one. I'm London's most successful serial killer ever.

I killed Reg Cox, bashed in Eddie Royale, Den and Archie because they all pissed about with my shifts, tampered with Frank, Janine and Martin's brakes so they would dispatch various Mitchells who got on my tits, battered Carl on the head with a babycham to help Ronnie out, stood on Barrys fingers when he climbed back up the hill, and I shot Phil twice, for Keyser Soze. I pushed Bradley off the Queen Vic, fiddled with Kev's brakes, and finished off Ev with a Fray Bentos meat pie to the bonce.

Lucy had to go. Silly bitch wouldn't let me keep a gerbil in one of LB lettings studio flats."

Shirley gets up behind her like the robot in Terminator and screams "EVVVV!"

Tracy barely lifts an eyelid.
"Back off bitch! Your family tree makes as much sense as Max Branning getting with all that young crumpet!"

Shirley spontaneously combusts in a puff of logic.
Tracy cackles and logs onto Digital Spy....

I like this one.

Peter: Ben, answer me! Why did you have Lucy's phone?
Ben: I... I found it. I found her. She was already dead.
Peter: Found her? Found her where?
Ben: Outside your house. I snuck round to find Ian and there she was. Dead. Gone.
Peter: No..
Ben: I panicked. I only just got out didn't I? I felt bad enough about robbing the off-license...
Peter: She... I... dead? Outside our house?
Ben: I didn't know what to do. I heard someone coming so I put her into the bin and hid. Then I saw.
Peter: Saw what?
Ben: You.
Peter: I don't... I don't understand. What are you saying?
Ben: I saw you Peter. You killed her.
Peter: No...
Ben: I realised what you'd done, so I took her body and dumped it back on the Common. That Denise didn't hear a thing.
Peter: No!
Ben: Stop denying it, Pete. You killed Lucy.
Peter: I can't have... she was alive... she- she died on Walford Common.
Ben: She died outside her own house. And you're saying you didn't realise?
Peter: I know she was bleeding, but... I never knew it was me. I mean I always wondered, and I hoped, I prayed... all this time... it was me!
Ben: Peter don't cry. Just calm down and we'll talk about it.
Peter: No! I can't do this. I'm telling dad. I'm telling everyone.

Duff duff duff.

Ben.

"She needed slappin' dahn dad."

Phil.

"Alright son we can pin it on Billy!"

Crap I know but I have not got time to create a fantastic post like those above.

Frank, to Ian: *pinches bridge of nose, wipes face, removes glasses, cracks a wry smile*

'Ehhyyyyy, listen Ian, it was either me or 'er and I never meant to hurt the old girl. Who knew it'd come to this. She knew I'd done meself in to avoid the old feather n' wax man and his greasy little palms, so I did a Tiffany on 'er and buried her under the car lot. I was gonna say something a few months back, but then I heard David was back and had his eyes on the place, so I did one back to Spain. What do you 'fink I am, some sort of double yoker? I couldn't risk it, and I knew if word got out I was Bee Geein' about the place things'd go south quick sharp. Look, how about I tell you a couple of old stories about yer' dad and I'll throw in a nice new motor to boot? Say n'more about it, eh? Gahhh on me ol' son!'

*chuckles, puts glasses back on, gently pushes fist against Ian's face in a playful manner, walks out the Beales' front as Ian is aghast in total disbelief*

Frank, to postwoman:

'Ehhyyyyy, what'cha darlin? Anything for me? Haha, 'course not, why would ya?'

*thumbs down a cab, gets in, disappears off camera to Julia's theme*

Peter - drunk and coked up, a fight that got out of control over his jealousy of her. Never intended to kill her - devastated to find out - traumatised into silence.

can all this happen whilst he is topless 😀

Post of the thread!

Pmsl @ you saying the word 'crumpet'!

Brilliant and thanks for the mention!

Party at The Vic hosted by Nancy.

After being persuaded by Dean to ''let her hair down''...literally, Nancy reluctantly lets Dean style her hair for the party. Her long blonde hair is styled down for a change fitting perfectly with the 'Hollywood Glamour' party theme.

10.04 - The party is in full swing. Mick & Linda are running the bar with Johnny serving out themed cocktails. Dexter is accompanying Nancy and to her embarrassment he starts to dance with her, she giggles and try's to get away but reluctantly agrees. The pair awkwardly dance unaware they are being watched from the corner by a now drunk & angry Lee.

10.06 - Dexter cheekily moves his hand onto Nancy's bottom as they are dancing, she quickly slaps it away but it doesn't go unnoticed by Lee. He stumbles to his feet knocking over the table as he does so and rushes over to Dexter pushing him to the floor.

Lee - "Keep your hands to yourself, you dirty little perv"

Dexter looks up from the floor as Nancy tries to push her brother back.

Nancy - "Lee! Stop! You're ruining everything"

Lee rushes forward to grab Dexter but is slapped by Nancy, he looks shocked and angry.

Lee - "Do that again..Go on!!"

Nancy goes to slap her brother again but Lee quickly grabs her arm.

The faint, muffled cries of Nancy screaming "Lee you're hurting me, let go" can be heard as the camera zooms into Lee's eyes. The flashing lights from the party that lit up Lee's face are now gone and his face now appears darkened and pale, just the sound of his shallow breathing can be heard for a few seconds before suddenly, the cries get louder again but they're different somehow. It becomes clear that it's not Nancy screaming anymore...it's Lucy. A faint blur of a girl with blond hair can be seen in-front of a darkened background before Lee falls backwards to the floor.

Dexter has punched Lee and he is now on the floor clutching his head.

Lee - "L..l...lucy? I...I'm sorry"

The packed pub gather round and Ian pushes his way to the front.

Ian - "What did you say?"

Becoming more aggressive Ian steps forward to Lee but is quickly pushed back by Mick.

Ian "What did you say about Lucy?"

Lee clambers to his feet holding his hand in front of his eyes, struggling to see, as we see the Vic shift back and forth from the scene at the party to the night scene in the park. A loud scream from Lucy is heard inside Lee's head as he runs out of the Vic and into the square, quickly followed by his dad Mick.

Lee falls to the floor crying and covering his face with his hands as Mick kneels down beside him.

Mick - "Lee...what's the matter mate? Have you taken something?"

....

Mick - "Lee...son I can't help you if you don't tell me what's up"

Lee stops crying.

Lee - "It...it was me"
"I killed her"
"I killed Lucy"

Lee pulls his hands away from his face and looks at them...they are covered in blood.

Duff duff duff

It's a little long I know, sorry.