......Comedian. But you lot are . Give us your best 'I'm No's

No takers?
Was hoping for some vets or psychologists at least

I didn't understand the question sorry

i'm no fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock, that kinda thing?

Apologies Benj... it is based on Anton Deck starting their dialogues with 'I'm no ...... but.

Ok. I'll take it Billy

i usually a fan of iac but this year just ain't doing it for me, i think it needs a comedian in it

LoL I love when Ant does his "I'm no........."

They are funny together Ant & Dec !

I'm No Chef but last nights meal of "Mutton Bird" 😳 looked like 💩

I'm no "Simon Cowell" but does being a twice failed X Factor candidate make you a celeb ?

I'm no Des O'conner but Melanie Sykes always has me giggling with her

I'm no sugar daddy hunter, but even if I were I would still want exclusive rights to my shagincome machine.

Now I'm no Hugh Hefner, but I think Gemma's chances of going to the Playboy mansion are zero.

Now I'm no political analyst, but I think Edwina's tactics in the CIA aren't shady or underhanded enough.

The only one I know is far too rude for DS

Now I'm no Honours expert, but Vicki Michelle M.B.E.? Why??? What else is she known for apart from 'Allo 'Allo?

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Now I'm no fashionista, but have Dec's jackets shrunk in the wash or are they considered trendy nowadays?

Now I'm no Producer....but Jo Swash!!!

Perhaps he is having a growth spurt ?

She got the MBE for her charity work not her acting

I noticed this too.
Who does he button the middle buttons and leave the top and bottom ones undone, looks so weird.

Agreed

Oh, thank you for the info, I didn't realise that. Told ya I was no Honours Expert, lol.

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Jake : I'm no celebrity, but get me in that jungle now !

Jimmy : I'm no comedian, but I'll have you rolling on the floor with knob jokes and falling over every day.

Now I'm no Gyneacologist.....

I'll leave you lot to finsih that one....

That's the one I know