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Old 27-11-2014, 19:51
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WTF? How old is Laurel - 12? I couldn't believe my ears when she came out with that phrase, is this some modern term for not being satisfied by your other half? I honestly thought it was such a stupid and childish thing to say, or maybe I'm just out of touch with the common usage of it.
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Old 27-11-2014, 20:18
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WTF? How old is Laurel - 12? I couldn't believe my ears when she came out with that phrase, is this some modern term for not being satisfied by your other half? I honestly thought it was such a stupid and childish thing to say, or maybe I'm just out of touch with the common usage of it.
Well, it was before the watershed
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Old 27-11-2014, 20:20
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Well, it was before the watershed
I know, I had a couple of young ones asking what she meant
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Old 27-11-2014, 20:28
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Does it mean he won't have sex with her?
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Old 27-11-2014, 20:35
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Does it mean he won't have sex with her?
I'm presuming so, seeing as he won't!
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Old 27-11-2014, 20:41
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I'm presuming so, seeing as he won't!
I loathe Marlon but kudos to him for that lol
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Old 27-11-2014, 20:43
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I loathe Marlon but kudos to him for that lol
Lmao
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Old 27-11-2014, 20:45
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WTF? How old is Laurel - 12? I couldn't believe my ears when she came out with that phrase, is this some modern term for not being satisfied by your other half? I honestly thought it was such a stupid and childish thing to say, or maybe I'm just out of touch with the common usage of it.
I think the word she actually used was 'sext', but the mental image will stay with me for a long time!
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Old 27-11-2014, 20:47
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I think the word she actually used was 'sext', but the mental image will stay with me for a long time!
Now I'm even more confused. What the hell does sext mean?
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Old 27-11-2014, 20:49
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Now I'm even more confused. What the hell does sext mean?
Sexual texting
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Old 27-11-2014, 20:51
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I could understand if it was the other way around, Laurel is kinda hot I always thought
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Old 27-11-2014, 20:51
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Old 27-11-2014, 21:03
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Does it mean he won't have sex with her?
It means Marv won't put his whatsit in her doodah. In technical terms, like.
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Old 27-11-2014, 21:03
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OMG Laural should be relieved the idea of Marlon sexting is just revolting
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Old 27-11-2014, 21:04
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sounds like she has being listening to color me badd.
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Old 27-11-2014, 21:12
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Exactly like that, yeah!

I still don't like to think of Laurel and the Human windmill at it.
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Old 27-11-2014, 21:22
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Marlon announces it's not just Laurel, now he won't sex anyone!
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Old 27-11-2014, 21:23
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She needs to go to Ann Summer, cause his clearly clueless....can't believe there still even a couple.
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Old 27-11-2014, 21:32
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An unusual phrase, surely she would have said, he won't give me one.
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Old 27-11-2014, 21:53
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An unusual phrase, surely she would have said, he won't give me one.
That's what I thought haha
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Old 27-11-2014, 22:55
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That's what Aaron will be texting Robert next week
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Old 27-11-2014, 23:19
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I'm thinking of making a complaint actually. I mean that sort of language before the watershed is just wrong. What about the children?
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Old 28-11-2014, 00:40
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I hate this couple.
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Old 28-11-2014, 01:04
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Can't stand her
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Old 28-11-2014, 01:23
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Didn't she say 'sext?' Apparently it's a modern phrase that all the young 'uns use for sexy text speak.
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