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Old 29-11-2014, 12:33
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i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?
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Old 29-11-2014, 12:40
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He didn't. It'll be Mick's. Guaranteed.
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Old 29-11-2014, 12:41
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Wow just wow
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Old 29-11-2014, 12:44
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i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?
Come back when a grown-up has told you about the birds and the bees.

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Old 29-11-2014, 12:45
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it was never mentioned that you could get pregnant through anal?
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Old 29-11-2014, 12:46
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Outstanding.
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Old 29-11-2014, 12:50
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it was never mentioned that you could get pregnant through anal?
Did anyone tell you about the birds and the bees?
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Old 29-11-2014, 12:52
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I haven't laughed so much in ages thanx for this OP
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Old 29-11-2014, 12:55
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Congratulations to the OP - hilarious.

Welcome to the threads, by the way.

Has to win both the funniest & most ridiculous thread of the day award.
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Old 29-11-2014, 12:56
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If these are serious posts from the OP then I am truly shocked at the lack of knowledge in this day and age
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Old 29-11-2014, 12:57
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Oh dear - clearly not much knowledge about female anatomy there - or the OP is a wind-up merchant ??
I shall assume troll-dom is taking place.
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:01
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i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:09
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Welcome to DS Henry.

And you're right - she didn't get pregnant by Dean. There's a twist on the way whereby it turns out
Spoiler
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:16
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If only Linda had done it standing up, she wouldn't have got pregnant at all
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:22
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oh my days ....
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:28
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i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?
Oh dear. And you say you were born in 1986?
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:30
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I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:31
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If only Linda had done it standing up, she wouldn't have got pregnant at all
Ouch! If she stood up, I couldn't imagine the pain that would have caused Dean...

I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?
Stop talking...
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:32
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Welcome to DS Henry.

And you're right - she didn't get pregnant by Dean. There's a twist on the way whereby it turns out
Spoiler



Anyway, everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you're standing up so it's definitely Mick's.





EDIT: Sorry Cobis! You got there first (had this window open for so long I didn't see it!)
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:33
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I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?
are you SERIOUS
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:34
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Anyway, everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you're standing up so it's definitely Mick's.


Exactly. But she did stay on that table for quite a long time.
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:34
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Ouch! If she stood up, I couldn't imagine the pain that would have caused Dean...



Stop talking...
win win situation, no pregnancy for Linda and Dean gets permanently injured
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:36
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Anyway, everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you're standing up so it's definitely Mick's.





EDIT: Sorry Cobis! You got there first (had this window open for so long I didn't see it!)
we must have gone to a similar primary school Lotty
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:37
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i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?
I find it hard to believe that someone knows that little about sex.

Even if you have never been with a woman before, all you have to watch is any pornographic site to see that it is perfectly possible to have sex with a woman from behind without is being as you describe in you other post.
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Old 29-11-2014, 13:42
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What a completely stupid thread. Everyone knows that babies get delivered to you by Mister Stork.
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