i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?
How did Dean get Linda pregnant?
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Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”
Come back when a grown-up has told you about the birds and the bees.
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“it was never mentioned that you could get pregnant through anal?”
“it was never mentioned that you could get pregnant through anal?”
Did anyone tell you about the birds and the bees?
Congratulations to the OP - hilarious.
Welcome to the threads, by the way.
Has to win both the funniest & most ridiculous thread of the day award.
Welcome to the threads, by the way.
Has to win both the funniest & most ridiculous thread of the day award.
If these are serious posts from the OP then I am truly shocked at the lack of knowledge in this day and age 
Oh dear - clearly not much knowledge about female anatomy there - or the OP is a wind-up merchant ??
I shall assume troll-dom is taking place.
I shall assume troll-dom is taking place.
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to DS Henry. 
And you're right - she didn't get pregnant by Dean. There's a twist on the way whereby it turns out
And you're right - she didn't get pregnant by Dean. There's a twist on the way whereby it turns out
Spoiler
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”
Oh dear. And you say you were born in 1986?
I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?
Originally Posted by cobis:
“If only Linda had done it standing up, she wouldn't have got pregnant at all
”
“If only Linda had done it standing up, she wouldn't have got pregnant at all
”
Ouch! If she stood up, I couldn't imagine the pain that would have caused Dean...
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?”
“I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?”
Stop talking...
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Welcome to DS Henry.
And you're right - she didn't get pregnant by Dean. There's a twist on the way whereby it turns out
”
“Welcome to DS Henry.
And you're right - she didn't get pregnant by Dean. There's a twist on the way whereby it turns out
Spoiler
”
Anyway, everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you're standing up so it's definitely Mick's.
EDIT: Sorry Cobis! You got there first
(had this window open for so long I didn't see it!)
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?”
“I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?”
are you SERIOUS
Originally Posted by lotty27:
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Anyway, everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you're standing up so it's definitely Mick's.
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Anyway, everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you're standing up so it's definitely Mick's.
”
Exactly. But she did stay on that table for quite a long time.
Originally Posted by Firegazer:
“Ouch! If she stood up, I couldn't imagine the pain that would have caused Dean...
Stop talking...”
“Ouch! If she stood up, I couldn't imagine the pain that would have caused Dean...
Stop talking...”
win win situation, no pregnancy for Linda and Dean gets permanently injured
Originally Posted by lotty27:
“
Anyway, everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you're standing up so it's definitely Mick's.
EDIT: Sorry Cobis! You got there first (had this window open for so long I didn't see it!)”
“
Anyway, everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you're standing up so it's definitely Mick's.
EDIT: Sorry Cobis! You got there first
(had this window open for so long I didn't see it!)”
we must have gone to a similar primary school Lotty
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”
I find it hard to believe that someone knows that little about sex.
Even if you have never been with a woman before, all you have to watch is any pornographic site to see that it is perfectly possible to have sex with a woman from behind without is being as you describe in you other post.
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