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How did Dean get Linda pregnant?
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Henry the cat
29-11-2014
i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?
Kim_x
29-11-2014
He didn't. It'll be Mick's. Guaranteed.
global chaos
29-11-2014
Wow just wow
davidnumen
29-11-2014
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”

Come back when a grown-up has told you about the birds and the bees.

Henry the cat
29-11-2014
it was never mentioned that you could get pregnant through anal?
Tesphen
29-11-2014
Outstanding.
Tellystar
29-11-2014
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“it was never mentioned that you could get pregnant through anal?”

Did anyone tell you about the birds and the bees?
Louise_Hart
29-11-2014
I haven't laughed so much in ages thanx for this OP
Matthew_Howarth
29-11-2014
Congratulations to the OP - hilarious.

Welcome to the threads, by the way.

Has to win both the funniest & most ridiculous thread of the day award.
cobis
29-11-2014
If these are serious posts from the OP then I am truly shocked at the lack of knowledge in this day and age
doormouse1
29-11-2014
Oh dear - clearly not much knowledge about female anatomy there - or the OP is a wind-up merchant ??
I shall assume troll-dom is taking place.
fiagomez
29-11-2014
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Oldnjaded
29-11-2014
Welcome to DS Henry.

And you're right - she didn't get pregnant by Dean. There's a twist on the way whereby it turns out
Spoiler
that she got preggers by sitting on a toilet seat in the Vic that some random man had dribbled on previously.
cobis
29-11-2014
If only Linda had done it standing up, she wouldn't have got pregnant at all
Hoffmister
29-11-2014
oh my days ....
Firegazer
29-11-2014
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”

Oh dear. And you say you were born in 1986?
Henry the cat
29-11-2014
I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?
Firegazer
29-11-2014
Originally Posted by cobis:
“If only Linda had done it standing up, she wouldn't have got pregnant at all ”

Ouch! If she stood up, I couldn't imagine the pain that would have caused Dean...

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?”

Stop talking...
lotty27
29-11-2014
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Welcome to DS Henry.

And you're right - she didn't get pregnant by Dean. There's a twist on the way whereby it turns out
Spoiler
that she got preggers by sitting on a toilet seat in the Vic that some random man had dribbled on previously.
”




Anyway, everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you're standing up so it's definitely Mick's.





EDIT: Sorry Cobis! You got there first (had this window open for so long I didn't see it!)
fiagomez
29-11-2014
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?”

are you SERIOUS
Firegazer
29-11-2014
Originally Posted by lotty27:
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Anyway, everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you're standing up so it's definitely Mick's.


”

Exactly. But she did stay on that table for quite a long time.
cobis
29-11-2014
Originally Posted by Firegazer:
“Ouch! If she stood up, I couldn't imagine the pain that would have caused Dean...



Stop talking...”

win win situation, no pregnancy for Linda and Dean gets permanently injured
cobis
29-11-2014
Originally Posted by lotty27:
“


Anyway, everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you're standing up so it's definitely Mick's.





EDIT: Sorry Cobis! You got there first (had this window open for so long I didn't see it!)”

we must have gone to a similar primary school Lotty
Old Man 43
29-11-2014
Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”

I find it hard to believe that someone knows that little about sex.

Even if you have never been with a woman before, all you have to watch is any pornographic site to see that it is perfectly possible to have sex with a woman from behind without is being as you describe in you other post.
Scrabbler
29-11-2014
What a completely stupid thread. Everyone knows that babies get delivered to you by Mister Stork.
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