How did Dean get Linda pregnant?

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cobis

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Old Man 43:
“I find it hard to believe that someone knows that little about sex.

Even if you have never been with a woman before, all you have to watch is any pornographic site to see that it is perfectly possible to have sex with a woman from behind without is being as you describe in you other post.”

we assume that in these enlightened times that it is impossible not to know the basics of sex and then you read threads like this and wonder........

In my last year of high school in 1980 a girl in my class apparently believed you couldn't get pregnant the first time you had sex, needless to say her child will be about 34 now!

Henry the cat

29-11-2014

Are you this welcoming to all the new members...

Old Man 43

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“Are you this welcoming to all the new members...”

People will always pick up on stupid comments.

Matthew_Howarth

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“Are you this welcoming to all the new members...”

Should've said, nice to meet you by the way...

Welcome aboard

Hoffmister

29-11-2014

welcoming & Digital Spy...umm thats one hell of a oxymoron

Kenkennedykenne

29-11-2014

Welcome to Digital Spy, thanks for coming into our wonderful site, but don't worry, the site won't get pregnant as I assumed you used a backloop to enter in.

CherryRose

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“it was never mentioned that you could get pregnant through anal?”

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?”

A lesson, the discovery channel shows mammals, horses, cows, dogs, cats etc procreating from behind, humans can "do it" pretty much the same way. In other words you can still reach the front entrance if you come round the via the back garden.

Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“What a completely stupid thread. Everyone knows that babies get delivered to you by Mister Stork.”

Post of the year!!!

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“Are you this welcoming to all the new members...”

Welcome to DS, I look forward to reading future threads about soaps.

CriticFan

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Welcome to DS Henry.

And you're right - she didn't get pregnant by Dean. There's a twist on the way whereby it turns out

Spoiler

that she got preggers by sitting on a toilet seat in the Vic that some random man had dribbled on previously.

”

is this really necessary?

Ell_Ren

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“What a completely stupid thread. Everyone knows that babies get delivered to you by Mister Stork.”

Ell_Ren

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“Are you this welcoming to all the new members...”

Welcome by the way!

Old Man 43

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“I thought she was taken from behind that Is all?.: How can a women get pregnant up the bum? When her ladies bit is at the front?”

When a woman is standing up her lady bits tend to point downwards.

The only reason that face to face sex is more predominant is that most of the time people prefer to be looking at each other and be able to kiss each others faces.

Also face to face sex allows men easy view and access to a woman's breasts.

Finally having sex to face sex where the woman is laying on her back is more comfortable for both parties.

In the case of what happened in EE it was about Dean wanting maximum control so it was harder for Linda to fight back.

ClassicGarfield

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?”

I'm literally like

D.DotA

29-11-2014

I think the poster is a troll because someone - probably the poster said the exact same thing on YouTube after the show aired. The answers where all there.

Anyway, he never took her from behind, men can have sex with women in the right places without facing her!

But if he did 'take her from behind' there is a small chance she could still get pregnant. I didn't know until one of those channel 4 documentaries a few years ago said something could rip on the inside and sperm could leak to where it goes to get a women pregnant. Learn something new everyday.

I can't believe I've typed all that out!

bean_of_sb

29-11-2014

The real question is how did she get pregnant when Jack Branning, Walford's miracle sperm bank, was nowhere to be seen?

ClassicGarfield

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by D.DotA:
“
But if he did 'take her from behind' there is a small chance she could still get pregnant. I didn't know until one of those channel 4 documentaries a few years ago said something could rip on the inside and sperm could leak to where it goes to get a women pregnant. Learn something new everyday.

I can't believe I've typed all that out!”

Bloody hell!!

Henry the cat

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by D.DotA:
“I think the poster is a troll because someone - probably the poster said the exact same thing on YouTube after the show aired. The answers where all there.

Anyway, he never took her from behind, men can have sex with women in the right places without facing her!

But if he did 'take her from behind' there is a small chance she could still get pregnant. I didn't know until one of those channel 4 documentaries a few years ago said something could rip on the inside and sperm could leak to where it goes to get a women pregnant. Learn something new everyday.

I can't believe I've typed all that out!”

Well least i'm not alone

fawltytowers93

29-11-2014

The baby will definitely be Mick's imo

cobis

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“Well least i'm not alone”

oh I think you are

Unless you really are a troll in which case you are correct you are not alone, there are a few of you about

Sick n Sexified

29-11-2014

Doggy style, my friend.

He could have done the wheelbarrow too, but that may have been messy.

D.DotA

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“Well least i'm not alone”

The person on YouTube was likely to to be you lol.

Anyway, are you really 28? Or are you a kid lol? Either you are a child or you are in fact a 28 year old virgin, who has never done sex education at school, never watched porn or never spoke with anyone about sex. Or the most obvious one pointing out is you are being a troll.

So which one are you Henry the cat?

Henry the cat

29-11-2014

They never taught sex positions in school

J-B

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by Henry the cat:
“They never taught sex positions in school”

We normally had it straight after double maths and right before PE. Sometimes all 3 were combined which was an interesting lesson to say the least.

Matthew_Howarth

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by J-B:
“We normally had it straight after double maths and right before PE. Sometimes all 3 were combined which was an interesting lesson to say the least.”

Yes, and double Biology was also thrown into the mix, at our school. Very interesting stuff - and what a day was had by all!

MsWilder11

29-11-2014

Trolls on here really don't try anymore

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2028852

(I love the the Mods' response

)

fiagomez

29-11-2014

Originally Posted by MsWilder11:
“Trolls on here really don't try anymore

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2028852

(I love the the Mods' response )”

im literally crying with laughter!!

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