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How did Dean get Linda pregnant?
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Pink_Smurf
30-11-2014
Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“I think the OP subscribes to this honourable publication.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl5AL8vCEAAm-9m.jpg”

Where on earth did you dig that up from?
Keyser_Soze1
30-11-2014
Originally Posted by Pink_Smurf:
“ Where on earth did you dig that up from?”

It's from the old Sid the Sexist book 'The Joy of Sexism' - a special from Viz magazine.

I still buy Viz today as it's still hilarious.
Hank1234
01-12-2014
Didn't know it was still sold
Pink_Smurf
01-12-2014
I remember Viz from years ago
BastardBeaver
01-12-2014
This actually did make me laugh!
Tom-Bennett.
01-12-2014
Obviously a 28 year old virgin bless him ......
Hank1234
01-12-2014
Cute though
mrs.deschanel
01-12-2014
Originally Posted by kitkat1971:
“I'm old enough to be pre proper sex ed in schools. We had an all girls assembly about periods (bit late for those of us that had started pre secondary school like, hmm, me) and 10 minutes in a biology lesson about intercourse, illustrated by a drawing of a man and woman lying together with their legs shut and not intertwined with him kissing her neck. There were dozens of children that believed wearing a scarf was adequate birth control! quite franky it's a good thing tv was more explicit in the 70s and 80s - we wouldn't have known anything from School!”

I'm a bit younger than you I think but it was similar in my day too. Girls were told about periods and shown a picture of a baby boy. The teacher said this is a baby girl and we all said no it's not. Apparently that's all we needed to know. When I did find out from a book what sex meant I had bad dreams where your parents had to take you to hospital afterwards because it went in and I had no idea how it came out again. You'd be in an ambulance with a boy on top both covered in a blanket so a doctor could take it out for you .

In these more enlightened times I can't believe someone actually thinks you can't get access to the down belows from behind therefore it's anal. Even my son came home at 10 after sex ed and turned the cat upside down to see if she had a vagina. If this is a bit of trolling about rape then it's just not at all funny.
doormouse1
01-12-2014
Originally Posted by mrs.deschanel:
“I'm a bit younger than you I think but it was similar in my day too. Girls were told about periods and shown a picture of a baby boy. The teacher said this is a baby girl and we all said no it's not. Apparently that's all we needed to know. When I did find out from a book what sex meant I had bad dreams where your parents had to take you to hospital afterwards because it went in and I had no idea how it came out again. You'd be in an ambulance with a boy on top both covered in a blanket so a doctor could take it out for you .

In these more enlightened times I can't believe someone actually thinks you can't get access to the down belows from behind therefore it's anal. Even my son came home at 10 after sex ed and turned the cat upside down to see if she had a vagina. If this is a bit of trolling about rape then it's just not at all funny.”

I've got a horrible feeling that is exactly what this thread is ...
CollieWobbles
01-12-2014
Originally Posted by Tom-Bennett.:
“Obviously a 28 year old virgin bless him ......”

Or someone extremely unfortunate in the trouser department
Hank1234
01-12-2014
Hilarious
Keyser_Soze1
01-12-2014
Originally Posted by Pink_Smurf:
“I remember Viz from years ago ”

It's still going strong and as funny as it ever was.

I buy it and have every single annual as well.
sorcha_healy27
01-12-2014
The op is clearly about 12
Hank1234
01-12-2014
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“The op is clearly about 12”

Or a joker
Ell_Ren
01-12-2014
Look, we all know that a baby can only be made 'when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much'...seen as Linda and Dean are not in love, it is impossible for the baby to be his.
soap-lea
01-12-2014
Originally Posted by Amazee-Dayzee:
“I had to do a double take to see if this was serious and when I realized it was, I just face palmed and sighed audibly.

Yes, you can get pregnant from anal sex as in theory it is possible if semen from the anus gets transferred into the vagina. HOWEVER, STDs are a BIGGER risk of happening then getting pregnant. The risk of getting an STD is phenomenally higher from anal sex then from vaginal sex.

Dean was raped in prison. He could easily have gotten something and not even know it. Lauren, Stacey and Linda could all be at risk if he does have something, but Linda has a much higher chance of getting something. If she sleeps with Mick, then he could get infected.

The baby probably will be Mick's anyway and a girl. Linda has two sons and we need a girl so that the Muppet twins can double date with Beth Williams.”

It could be leakage but they didnt have anal sex or the presumption is they didn't

Dean being raped in prison is not fact it is speculation and perverted peoples desire

but well done only person to answer in a serious way
Amazee-Dayzee
01-12-2014
Dean being raped in prison has been alluded to SEVERAL times but never outright stated. There was a scene where Chelsea asked him what they did to him in prison and he said "everything".

I'm assuming that the OP means how you can get pregnant from anal sex. HOWEVER, you can also penetrate the vagina from behind. This is what is referred to as (at least in the US) doggystyle.
Hank1234
01-12-2014
Something turned dean into a monster
Phoenix86
01-12-2014
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“It could be leakage but they didnt have anal sex or the presumption is they didn't

Dean being raped in prison is not fact it is speculation and perverted peoples desire

but well done only person to answer in a serious way”

I'm pretty sure it was heavily implied that Dean was raped in prison. Someone asked him what the inmates had done to him and he replied 'Everything'.
Hank1234
01-12-2014
Was Ben raped as well?
soap-lea
01-12-2014
Originally Posted by Phoenix86:
“I'm pretty sure it was heavily implied that Dean was raped in prison. Someone asked him what the inmates had done to him and he replied 'Everything'.”

which does not say he was raped and is therefore not a fact but speculation like I said
Grouty
01-12-2014
He shafted her.
TeekyPie
03-12-2014
Well not the same question as the OP's but Linda said she was on the pill when mick accuse her of being pregnant. So how did she get pregnant?
Runaway1559
03-12-2014
Originally Posted by fiagomez:
“im literally crying with laughter!! ”

I just choked but that's a different conversation again!
Sara Webb
03-12-2014
Trolling about rape, how very classy.
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