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Old 11-05-2015, 11:20
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I'm old enough to be pre proper sex ed in schools. We had an all girls assembly about periods (bit late for those of us that had started pre secondary school like, hmm, me) and 10 minutes in a biology lesson about intercourse, illustrated by a drawing of a man and woman lying together with their legs shut and not intertwined with him kissing her neck. There were dozens of children that believed wearing a scarf was adequate birth control! quite franky it's a good thing tv was more explicit in the 70s and 80s - we wouldn't have known anything from School!
Sounds like my experience of SE at school, a talk about periods and diagrams in a book that never showed them actually doing it.

It was when I went on the YTS in 1986/87 that a lady came and gave a proper talk and showed us all the forms of contraception and gave out leaflets of which one had a cutaway diagram of a man's penis inside the woman's vagina and described what happened to the body during intercourse.

This thread is funny though!
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Old 11-05-2015, 13:47
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When I was 14 in 1966 pre any sex ed, and being taught by nuns to boot...my cousin had me convinced that if a man put his tongue in your mouth, you had a baby!
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Old 11-05-2015, 19:06
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When I was 14 in 1966 pre any sex ed, and being taught by nuns to boot...my cousin had me convinced that if a man put his tongue in your mouth, you had a baby!
funny..
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Old 11-05-2015, 19:22
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Whoops, wrong thread.
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Old 11-05-2015, 19:44
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i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?
I was thinking the same thing myself.
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Old 11-05-2015, 21:00
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I'm old enough to be pre proper sex ed in schools. We had an all girls assembly about periods (bit late for those of us that had started pre secondary school like, hmm, me) and 10 minutes in a biology lesson about intercourse, illustrated by a drawing of a man and woman lying together with their legs shut and not intertwined with him kissing her neck. There were dozens of children that believed wearing a scarf was adequate birth control! quite franky it's a good thing tv was more explicit in the 70s and 80s - we wouldn't have known anything from School!
Ah me too kick I was at a girls grammar and I knew nothing about sexual education and even less about periods,
When my period finally came I had no idea what it was,tried to wake my mum who handles me this white thing that my sister and I used to play with thinking they were some kind of cotton wool sticks for your face and tells me to put it between my legs and I ended up putting it in the wrong hole,well it was the only hole I thought I had,
Frightening thinking I hadn't a clue,...poor me
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Old 11-05-2015, 22:31
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We don't know for certain. Linda fears he is. She and Mick have resisted a paternity test up until now, but I think they'll cave after the baby is born.
It's so obvious that the only reason they haven't done it is to prolong the drama. It's definitely gonna be Mick's otherwise there's no proper conclusion to the storyline. It would carry on being bleak forever.
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Old 11-05-2015, 22:43
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Then don't deep throat.
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Old 11-05-2015, 23:29
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Doggy style, my friend.

He could have done the wheelbarrow too, but that may have been messy.
Nah, the squeeky wheel would have given the game away
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Old 14-05-2015, 17:33
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i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?
Not this shite again it was boring when you first posted it months ago
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Old 14-05-2015, 18:16
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Not this shite again it was boring when you first posted it months ago
The OP has been axed from the site
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Old 14-05-2015, 19:15
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How have I missed this thread?
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Old 14-05-2015, 19:32
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Trolls on here really don't try anymore

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2028852

(I love the the Mods' response )
That's a shame, I was curious to see the reply but alas I can't.
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Old 14-05-2015, 23:40
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That's a shame, I was curious to see the reply but alas I can't.
The mods response was a ban
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Old 15-05-2015, 16:07
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i watched and presumed she was taken from behind?
With his penis
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Old 15-05-2015, 17:25
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I dont think cats know much about sex eduction tho do they so Im not really surprised by the OP's question
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Old 15-05-2015, 20:21
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Amazing thread
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Old 15-05-2015, 21:57
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so funny
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Old 29-12-2015, 11:49
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Seriously wow

obviously the same way he tried to get Roxy
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Old 29-12-2015, 18:47
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best thread of 2015
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Old 29-12-2015, 18:50
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If ever I think DS can't do funny, I'll remember this thread!
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Old 29-12-2015, 19:08
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they don't make trolls like they used to
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Old 29-12-2015, 20:46
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I was genuinely thinking of this thread earlier today

I hope OP isn't wondering the same thing for Roxy's ordeal
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