My dad just told me Edwin's helped a man out in camp is he winding me up
Did she really?
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Originally Posted by chalkmarks:
“I totally don't understand the above
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“I totally don't understand the above
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Nor me, but don't worry, I strongly suspect we re not alone!
Originally Posted by Cranberryapple:
“Think the OP is referring to Edwina supposedly giving Jimmy a 'helping hand'
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“Think the OP is referring to Edwina supposedly giving Jimmy a 'helping hand'
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Indeed predictive text apologies so did she?
Originally Posted by j0anne:
“Indeed predictive text apologies so did she?”
“Indeed predictive text apologies so did she?
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What are you talking about, just start there.
Originally Posted by j0anne:
“My dad just told me Edwin's helped a man out in camp is he winding me up”
“My dad just told me Edwin's helped a man out in camp is he winding me up
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Well I am sure dad's know best - ask him what he means so you can tell us to give us a chance to know what you are talking about.
lol - she is totally capable of doing that - I know someone that got knobbled (and worse) by her.
Imagine having a mother like that and having to watch her perving over your mates when they come round!
Imagine having a mother like that and having to watch her perving over your mates when they come round!
Originally Posted by chalkmarks:
“lol - she is totally capable of doing that - I know someone that got knobbled (and worse) by her.
Imagine having a mother like that and having to watch her perving over your mates when they come round!”
“lol - she is totally capable of doing that - I know someone that got knobbled (and worse) by her.
Imagine having a mother like that and having to watch her perving over your mates when they come round!
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Get typing!!
Originally Posted by Concretepigsy:
“The OP is asking if she gave one of the guys a Tommy Tank”
“The OP is asking if she gave one of the guys a Tommy Tank”
Oh FGS!
Originally Posted by intoxication:
“ Get typing!! ”
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Get typing!! ”
when she was an mp up in derby he was at the pub (about 19 or 20 at the time) and she offered him a ride home. He was quite drunk and they ended up having sex in her car. Luckily he was so drunk that he didn't end up with PTSD from it because the alcohol eroded the full impact of his encounter with the old clunge.
Originally Posted by chalkmarks:
“lol - she is totally capable of doing that - I know someone that got knobbled (and worse) by her.
Imagine having a mother like that and having to watch her perving over your mates when they come round!”
“lol - she is totally capable of doing that - I know someone that got knobbled (and worse) by her.
Imagine having a mother like that and having to watch her perving over your mates when they come round!
”
God I would die a little inside if my mum was like that with any of my mates. Cringey.
I hope you are staying strong for your friend. They'll need all the support they can get!
Originally Posted by Diabolus:
“God I would die a little inside if my mum was like that with any of my mates. Cringey.
I hope you are staying strong for your friend. They'll need all the support they can get!”
“God I would die a little inside if my mum was like that with any of my mates. Cringey.
I hope you are staying strong for your friend. They'll need all the support they can get!
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That was about 17 years ago now. He has recovered lol
Originally Posted by j0anne:
“Indeed predictive text apologies so did she?”
“Indeed predictive text apologies so did she?
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I haven't a clue, but I really don't think so. Your Dad is pulling your leg haha
Originally Posted by chalkmarks:
“when she was an mp up in derby he was at the pub (about 19 or 20 at the time) and she offered him a ride home. He was quite drunk and they ended up having sex in her car. Luckily he was so drunk that he didn't end up with PTSD from it because the alcohol eroded the full impact of his encounter with the old clunge.”
“when she was an mp up in derby he was at the pub (about 19 or 20 at the time) and she offered him a ride home. He was quite drunk and they ended up having sex in her car. Luckily he was so drunk that he didn't end up with PTSD from it because the alcohol eroded the full impact of his encounter with the old clunge.”
Charming.
Originally Posted by chalkmarks:
“when she was an mp up in derby he was at the pub (about 19 or 20 at the time) and she offered him a ride home. He was quite drunk and they ended up having sex in her car. Luckily he was so drunk that he didn't end up with PTSD from it because the alcohol eroded the full impact of his encounter with the old clunge.”
“when she was an mp up in derby he was at the pub (about 19 or 20 at the time) and she offered him a ride home. He was quite drunk and they ended up having sex in her car. Luckily he was so drunk that he didn't end up with PTSD from it because the alcohol eroded the full impact of his encounter with the old clunge.”
Yeah, and I'm Santa Claus.
Originally Posted by Concretepigsy:
“The OP is asking if she gave one of the guys a Tommy Tank”
“The OP is asking if she gave one of the guys a Tommy Tank”
I just spat my tea out that's so 😀
Originally Posted by j0anne:
“My dad just told me Edwin's helped a man out in camp is he winding me up”
“My dad just told me Edwin's helped a man out in camp is he winding me up
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Originally Posted by j0anne:
“Auto type Greer Edwina !”
“Auto type Greer Edwina !”
Nurse!................
Originally Posted by chalkmarks:
“when she was an mp up in derby he was at the pub (about 19 or 20 at the time) and she offered him a ride home. He was quite drunk and they ended up having sex in her car. Luckily he was so drunk that he didn't end up with PTSD from it because the alcohol eroded the full impact of his encounter with the old clunge.”
“when she was an mp up in derby he was at the pub (about 19 or 20 at the time) and she offered him a ride home. He was quite drunk and they ended up having sex in her car. Luckily he was so drunk that he didn't end up with PTSD from it because the alcohol eroded the full impact of his encounter with the old clunge.”
Mmmm...? ....... and I just had a drink at my local with Elvis.
Both incidents are about as believable as the other.
Originally Posted by j0anne:
“My dad just told me Edwin's helped a man out in camp is he winding me up”
“My dad just told me Edwin's helped a man out in camp is he winding me up
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1700 posts and you still can't type properly!
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