YET ANOTHER CRAWLING ODE
Our knees are red raw from our praying
We know we can't offer a fee
But you'd please every soul
If you'd act as our mole
Cos ecstatic and happy we'd be
We'd cheer you from Plymouth to Putney
In kudos, and thanks, you would bask
You're going? Well, "hi"

Would you please be our spy?
Your agreement is all that we ask
We'll award you a prize at our Oscars!!
We will thank you as much as we can
We'll go on a bender
We don't care of your gender!
Be you alien, woman or man
So if you are going to see it
You're lucky, and you have a ticket
Well we're in a state
So help us out mate
Else we sure are on one sticky wicket!