He should have given 11 then!

Double dare you OP.


Indeed.

Sometimes I'd like to do a good flounce - Chelseewozrobbed is a prime example of prime flounce material, alas all I could manage was raised eyebrows and a tut. I do enjoy a quality flounce midst a diatribe of self righteous anger and bunny boiler rhetoric. I've learnt quite a bit since Saturday night, so if Caroline gets booted next week I may even manage a 'shocking'.

Loving this idea

I think being drunk at the time shouldn't affect markings for flounce, but it should mean the un-flounce (or whatever we call it) needs to very good to get decent marks. Similarly, a virtual sugar high from all the virtual food on the spoiler thread will give you good marks for a flounce but you've got to work harder to un-flounce, as it's easier to flounce when high.

Looking forward to someone starting to post flounces - bit like the thread of the day idea?

I am still howling with laughter over this

OOOOooooo I do love a good flounce!!

I flounced rather magnificently during Austinwozrobbed, but it was all done drunkenly off board (I'd guessed what was going to happen the second I saw the final leader board and poor Mr AK had to cope with my rantings ), and then ignored the rest of the series, only seeing Bacofoil about a year later, which was an experience

Never seen bacofoil. Oh you innocents.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SAZ0nOmfWwY

Here have a present, with commentary to fully appreciate the intricate beauty and wonder of all show dances since this. It even make sense of Kara little dinky glitter bucket. No I have never flounced, even though sorely tempted.

I humphed at Pixies loss I felt Trent may have given us a show dance worth remembering.

Does a humph count as a partial flounce but lacking points due to never actually threatening to go anywhere. I am a lazy moo.

Ah, but he left off that list the...

"I cried all day."

That was a spectacular flounce, or was it?

I think you answered your own question there.

http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com...e_oneniner.jpg

I'm a jellus hatah of flounce talent. I want to flounce but I can never quite manage it. Came close with Gethingate in that I developed an irrational spite towards all things Matt di Angelo (it was ALL HIS FAULT, right?!) but in general, I fail miserably at The Flounce.

You simply have to try harder. After all 'practice makes perfect'. It worked for my soggy bottoms.

I came close to a flounce when AustinWasRobbed but I didn't, and because of my non flounce I was 'treated' to Bacofoil

A warning to anyone how has not seen it - once seen it cannot be unseen there is not enough brainbleach

The thread on DS that accompanied it was absolutely hilarious (and not just because Brendan and Lisa supporters were trying to defend it as high art, or something).

Edit:
Here we go
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showt...light=bacofoil

Tut, it's not brain bleach that is needed, it a strong core to cope with the laughter, and good glasses so that you don't need to think" did I really see that". Above all nimble fingers to pause and rewind the wonderous bits.

Edited to add my favourite bit of all time is Brendan almost dropping her on her head then struggling to heave her up, oh so elegantly, with NO sign of strain on his face, no not even a little bit.

But stamina is needed, the casual viewer may need to build up to it, start on gentle dances like Mark and Iveta's hammer time, build up to Michael Vaughns jive and once you have the correct conditioning just go for it. Who knows you may learn something as a master class on female anatomy it has apparently been helpful to some.

Thanks aggs. I'd forgotten how hilarious that thread was.

'There was a lot on show but not a lot of dance.'

'The dance just put me in mind of two blind chimps trying to have very awkward sex'



Still reading...

A couple have posters have raised an issue, to flounce or to sulk, or to flounce and sulk? What should the flouncer/sulker do, which is the greater indication of indignation or disgust?

Is there a recognised relationship between the flounce and the sulk. How do we quantify a flounce and sulk? How many flounces to a sulk? Or vice versa. And where does a rant stand relative to a flounce or a sulk or is a rant measured in a different scale being a more expressive form of disgust than a flounce and a sulk. And just where does a diatribe fit in?

I think we should form a committee to regulate the flounce and sulk to start with, that may be expanded to absorb the rant and the diatribe quantification.

Of course if I am not on this committee I will rant AND sulk. But not flounce, haven't got the hips.

You have missed the humph, we lazy moos have rights you know

Just because we don't have the energy, we do have rights!

I may be building up to some movement over this discrimination

I'm afraid it's the way they look so darn pleased with themselves at the end that finishes me off! Brendan really thought he'd done something special and bless him, yes, it was very 'special'.

Partial flounces disqualified due to lack of effort and sobbing. 1/2 a godet might be awarded if you threw something at OH at the same time!!

PS I am just about to flounce out to lunch, so look forward to updates later! I have my flouncing skirt on in case someone upsets me!

Oh my I had never seen it, skipped Strictly that year, and I was almost crying with laughter watching that!

"a scene from spiderman the musical" ahahaa!

I am a sulker though, rubbish at flouncing. Still my biggest sulk and huffy state was on behalf of Colin Jackson

I herby elect you to the committee. Happy now?

Also I find it hard to believe anyone who calls himself Hamlet can't flounce.

Well I did want to bring in the tut, but that and the humph do require a whole alternate set of regulations for themselves

If someone I dislike wins and I urinate on my television what are the realistic chances of electrocution? Fortunately, in the year of Gough vs Jackson I was staying in a holiday cottage and this was not an option.