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Old 13-12-2014, 13:29
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Thread in dubious taste alert! (This isn't meant to be a political thread.)

OK, you have to pick 10 songs for endless repeat that you think will annoy the hell out of your detainees.

Here's mine.

Man, I feel like a woman - Shania Twain
Believe - Cher
Two Princes - Spin Doctors
Mmm mmm mmm mmm - Crash Test Dummies
Love Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet
Everything I Do - Bryan Adams
Amazed - Lonestar
Baby Can I Hold You - Boyzone
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex

I'd have them singing like canaries within an hour.
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Old 13-12-2014, 14:18
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A One Direction album.
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Old 13-12-2014, 14:28
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A One Direction album.
Definitely this, there could not be anything more torturous that listening to one of their albums on repeat.
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Old 13-12-2014, 14:38
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Jane Macdonald
Shitely Bassey
Aretha Franklin

All those artists and a few more I can't think of at the moment, have all released unlistenable new albums this year I've had to endure by my partner seriously I'm not slating them as artists but i really want to know why most older artists like these culprits just release album after album of songs that have been overdone it gets boring and tedious.
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Old 13-12-2014, 14:42
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One Direction
Justin Bieber
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Old 13-12-2014, 15:16
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If I wanted to torture someone with music, I'd probably just play "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha" by Cliff Richard on an endless loop.
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Old 13-12-2014, 15:37
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If I wanted to torture someone with music, I'd probably just play "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha" by Cliff Richard on an endless loop.
Forgot Cliffy! I'll raise you Miss You Nights
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Old 13-12-2014, 16:00
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This should do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Uz1icjwrM
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Old 13-12-2014, 16:07
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If you tied me to a chair and started playing panpipe music, I'd be telling you whatever you want to know by the end of the first song.
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Old 13-12-2014, 19:32
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All (c) rap/hip hop, though technically it isn't music.
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Old 13-12-2014, 20:43
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Baby - Dustbin Beaver
What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction
You Raise Me Up - Westlife
Domino - Jessie J
Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke
Someone Like You - Adele
Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus
We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners

Failing that, any One Direction, Dustbin Beaver or Westlife album
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Old 14-12-2014, 01:36
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Music - John Miles.
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Old 14-12-2014, 22:08
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Anything by One Direction, Adele or Sam Smith.
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Old 15-12-2014, 00:03
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Cheeky Girls
Jedward
One Direction
Bieber
Any performance from X Factor crap people like Wagner, Rylan.etc

That would be what I would torture most people with anyway. Anyone who likes this music I will torture with Death Metal music!
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Old 15-12-2014, 00:45
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Mariah Carey
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Old 15-12-2014, 01:00
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Anything by Adele, Jessie J or Eminem will have been switched off the second it starts
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Old 15-12-2014, 04:00
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I don't like the following:

Most songs by Simply Red. Although there is one song I like and Fairground is OK. I hate Stars and Babies
Most songs by The Beautiful South
That song from the Carphone advert. The lyrics are alright but it's just the man's voice.
That other song for Eatin Take away app. I've heard it before and I think it may be called Lovely.
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Old 15-12-2014, 04:12
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Gangnam Style
Happy
Let it go

Anything by AC/DC, any heavy metal rock really.
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Old 15-12-2014, 09:41
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Lou Reed 'Metal Machine Music' side 3
Anything from Chrome 'Half Machine Lips Move'
Side 4 of Johnny Winter 'Second Winter' (loud)
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Old 15-12-2014, 12:02
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Lou Reed 'Metal Machine Music' side 3
Anything from Chrome 'Half Machine Lips Move'
Side 4 of Johnny Winter 'Second Winter' (loud)
I've never heard 'Metal Machine Music', but given what I have heard about it, is side 3 particularly worse than 1, 2 or 4?
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Old 15-12-2014, 13:00
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I've never heard 'Metal Machine Music', but given what I have heard about it, is side 3 particularly worse than 1, 2 or 4?
Definitely worse than 1 and 2, but critics are divided about side 4.
Some thought it a blessing
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Old 15-12-2014, 13:06
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Just tune into any commercial radio and there are your 10 songs on endless repeat.
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Old 15-12-2014, 23:16
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Anything by Rush That voice is just so irritating

Any cds from pink floyd, the doors, led zeppelin, nirvana, pearl jam.....
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Old 15-12-2014, 23:51
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No Limit- 2 Unlimited.
My Neck, My Back- Strings.
The Crazy Frog.
Swaggar Jagger- Cher Lloyd.
My Heart Skips a Beat- Olly Murs.
That song from Robin Thicke last year.
Miley Cyrus.
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