Simon would be Manchester United as he is usually there or thereabouts.

Cheryl would be Liverpool. The medias favourite person. She hasnt done anything of note recently and constantly talks about her success in the past.

Mel would be Everton. Had a brief stint up top but many expect to fade away.

Louis would be Arsenal. He starts off well but in the second half of the season he crumbles and loses all his acts. He normally comes in 4th place and has only won one thing in 10 years.

Tulisa would be Tottenham. Had a brief spell in the big time but got complacent the next season. Now has dropped off.

Other ex judges

Gary - Chelsea
Nicole - Man City
Sharon - Burnley
Danni - Newcastle

No way would louis be arsenal!. he's more like aston villa.

cheryl would be newcastle and mel would be leeds.

As a Scouser and a Red, I object to the connection of Biffa with my beloved Liverpool.

Kelly Rowland is Reading. Promising start to her one season but quickly back to where she came from and quickly forgotten that she was ever there