Well, the Strictly Twitter page did do one for the semi-finals, so I figured if we could do a, less politically correct one?

- A score lower than a 9
- Bruno gives a 10 to every non-Showdance dance
- The winner isn't at the top of the leaderboard
- Camera shot of another camera during a dance
- Booing at Craig causing a 39 out of 40 with a 9
- Eliminated contestants hugging the finalists after their scores

- Any mention of "I've come so far"
- Any mention of "Mark is the dark horse of the competition"
- Any mention of "from strength to strength" (maybe I heard it more from DWTS?)
- Any dragging of a syllable
- Any mention of "I want to win it for (insert pro partner here)"

Any ideas?

Is it wrong that I thought of this more as a drinking game than bingo? lol! Great idea though I suggest:

-Tess: "Look: the audience are on their feet for you!"

-Claudia name-checking Bill Payer

-"The best part of Strictly is my pro partner"

Haha drinking game was also what I thought

The level of alcoholism in the UK would skyrocket! Most of these are certainties.

To make it even boozier, you could add:

"you cahhm ahht and give it some"
"the boys are right"
a contestant crying when they are not even on the floor

Which Strictly Twitter page is this please?

You've missed out gratuitous deployment of heart-warming family members - nans, offspring, nieces, etc.

- "If you'd told me at *x point in time in the past* that I'd be in the STRICTLY FINAL I would have not believed it/called you a liar/laughed/travelled back in time and killed your nan so you'd never have been born"

- "it really has changed my life"

- "it might sound cheesy but"

- A montage of interviews of past winners, with Alesha's interview clearly taken from about 2011 coz they don't speak to her no more.

- A couple turns out the lights in their training room FOR THE LAST TIME

- The winning pro cares 10 times more than the winning celeb (20 times more if said pro is female/Kevin Clifton)

- Nobody acknowledges it when (at least) two of the showdances turn out to be ghastly under-rehearsed tripe and they score 8 at worst.

- the sound of Monkseal screaming "NOW TELL US WHO FINISHED ****ING SECOND" can be heard in the distance.

"If you'd told me at the start of the competition that ...."
"Fab-u-lous"
Brendan getting too excited in the Clauditorium
"How much does it mean to have your friends/family/band in the audience tonight?"

Kevin thanks Monkseal for his blog

At least one of the celebs saying "This has been the best experience of my life....." while his/her partner looks back sadly their wedding day, the days when the kids were born, etc., etc., and wonders if his/her life has been worth it if a simple dance show has been so much better.

Any food-related comment from Len.

Just seen this. I've posted in another thread about a drinking game round at chez-moi, so thank you for all the ideas you have given me xx

-creaking wordplay from Len on Defying Gravity...defying expectations etc

-some tortured metaphor from Len on how surprised he'd be if Caroline/Simon/Frankie don't get into the final three

-yet more wince-inducing Showdance puns from Len based on "Get Happy" (I'm wew happy), Don't Stop Me Now (I don't think anything was gonna stop you there), "Angels"(you're flying high with that) and "A Little Less Conversation" (we got plenty of action there) etc etc etc

-Frankenstein

-Simon and/or Tess calling him a ballroom boy

-at least one judge saying Mark's had no previous dance experience AT ALL

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https://twitter.com/bbcstrictly

I love all the ideas so far, though I guess it could be a drinking game as well :P

I'll probably make one by Saturday morning though

Oh right, I though maybe a fan page somewhere, thanks

http://i60.tinypic.com/iftr20.jpg

Well, there may or may not be a series of alcohol poisoning if you make it a drinking game