We're having a Strictly drinking game on Saturday night, and these oft-repeated gems from Mark will have me racing for my glass:
'I've exceeded all my expectations.'
'If you'd have told me at the beginning that I'd get to the final....'
'I NEVER thought I'd get this far.'
'I started out as a complete novice/beginner.'
'I'm not a natural dancer.'
'I'm surrounded by all these talented dancers...'
'I'm having the time of my life.'
Various references to nans, Michelle, sisters etc....
I swear, he says the same things over and over again. In one Strictly weekend, he said he was a complete novice three times!!! If they give him enough airtime, we're going to be legless without even thanking into account all the drinking-prompts we're planning for Tess, the judges etc.