*twiddles cigar* Oh c'mon fellas, The Apprentice..she a main stream dame, really appeals to them adults but nobody wanna be reminded that they're aging, we gots to appeal to the millennials.
Im thinking we gets ourselves one of them vocal butchers, we pull in a few favours and we get Jay Z, kids love them gentlemen rappers in them suits ya digs me? Infact scrap whatshername too, call is Chris Brown tell him its community service stick a fedora on him and badaboom we justs gots ourselves Generation Z! Nows thats I thinks about it, we could replace that there secretary too, hey that whatshername, Sticki Minaj? Yeah lets stick her in a skimpy business outfit only I is thinkin' we do away with the chair and desk and stick a pole from that ceiling to the floor, maybe a pony too Sticki loves them ponies I heard.
Whilst we're ats it we could super-impose an image of one of those internet feminists ya dig? You know, over the fact of lord sugar, ahhh forget about it we'll replace the sugar altogether, The Apprentice needs to get more spicey ya know. Actually the name 'The Apprentice' that dont sound no good, Im thinkin' we change that name to "D'em damn rich people", everyone hates rich people right?