Originally Posted by sixtynotout:
“Craig is the most honest judge and you could totally see that the jumping from one bench to the next did not fit in with the dance at all. It looked really amateurish, more like you would see a dad holding his child's hand while they walked on a wall.”
If Craig reads this forum he'll be kicking himself that it didn't occur to him to use your analogy.
To clarify a couple of points -
1. Craig was referring to a guy standing in the centre of a ring with a whip, and a horse on a long lead - making the horse trot in a circle around him.
2. Frankie is one of the most quick-witted celebs I've seen on the show. She seized the opportunity to inject a bit of humour into the proceedings by feigning indignation about Craig adding insult to injury - following up his "worst dance" dismissal of her Samba by now calling her a horse.
But the analogy of a parent holding the hand of a nervous child walking along a wall would have voiced Craig's reservations about Frankie perfectly.
The problem about a Showdance is that while offering an opportunity to show what the celeb can do, it can also show what he/she can't do.
Kevin went the Ballroom route with Frankie because she has the same "problem" as Harry Judd - a laid-back personality lacking the exhibitionist streak necessary to pull off a "Look at ME" routine.
The bench sequence offered an opportunity to differentiate the routine from an American Smooth. But the choice of dismount highlighted another problem - can't do Latin, can't do lifts.
Caroline clearly couldn't do lifts before SCD. Her build was far from ideal - some of the early attempts in the Training Room vids looked hazardous to Pasha's career.
With Frankie's build, what was stopping her dismounting by running along a bench and launching herself gracefully into the air like a bird - allowing Kevin to catch her above his head and executing a few turns while she held that shape before putting her down?
Instead we got Judy Murray's favorite move, with Frankie jumping like a kid into a swimming pool and clinging on to Kevin for dear life.
Can't do Latin. Can't do lifts. Can't do passionate (the "sterile" Rumba).
Craig's comments were more about what Frankie and Kevin had failed to deliver.