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Does it count as cheating if you wake up still drunk on christmas and remain all day
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I had a vodka caipirinha (think I prefer it to cachaça) at 2am at the bar with some fried chicken but I didn't get drunk. I had two caipirinhas a couple of days ago at the club/bar and almost ended up on the floor after the second. I'm a lightweight. But it's not a good idea for me to get drunk in a strange country anyways!
Normally I'd have baileys at this time of year but in hot weather I don't feel like it and I think it'll curdle in my stomach, ewwwww! |
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I had a vodka caipirinha (think I prefer it to cachaça) at 2am at the bar with some fried chicken but I didn't get drunk. I had two caipirinhas a couple of days ago at the club/bar and almost ended up on the floor after the second. I'm a lightweight. But it's not a good idea for me to get drunk in a strange country anyways!
Normally I'd have baileys at this time of year but in hot weather I don't feel like it and I think it'll curdle in my stomach, ewwwww!
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Spongey, what's a caipirinha? I got given a bottle of some Brazilian spirit, and on the instructions it says 'make perfect caipirinhas with this' - is a it a nice drink? The Brazilian stuff on its own tastes like petrol
![]() Caipirinha is that, mixed with lots of crushed fresh limes and ice and sugar. It's really nice. Very strong though! I always get totally wasted on just a couple. Vodka is the safer option. |
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I an so I seed r offer now
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I am drunk right now it shocking that I fair I rhos right kol
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I am drunk right now it shocking that I fair I rhos right kol
![]() Maybe stepping away from the keyboard would be for the best, for now.
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I'd be interested to know the percentage of this thread which is a complete fabrication; and indeed how many home-drinking Skol aficionados are genuinely pished
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I'm fine tonight but i remember last Easter, I had a drunken night of naughtiness with my sisters, boss's best friends cousin who was absolutely filthy
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I'm not drunk,which is why I can type properly
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You know that thing where you hit your late/mid thirties and you resign yourself to the fact that the only women that are interested in you are those of your own age who are either looking for a new daddy for their kids or the ones that have finally chucked their steroid addicted partner and just want some sex that doesn't involve a trip to A&E and a series of lies about walking into a door?
But then you find out that the (legal) teenage daughter of someone you went to school with is well into you (despite your middle-age belly) and you end up having sex with her on her mother's bed despite the fact that you tried to be a gentleman all night... ...that. |
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You know that thing where you hit your late/mid thirties and you resign yourself to the fact that the only women that are interested in you are those of your own age who are either looking for a new daddy for their kids or the ones that have finally chucked their steroid addicted partner and just want some sex that doesn't involve a trip to A&E and a series of lies about walking into a door?
But then you find out that the (legal) teenage daughter of someone you went to school with is well into you (despite your middle-age belly) and you end up having sex with her on her mother's bed despite the fact that you tried to be a gentleman all night... ...that. Morning isn't going to be so bright for you,I'm afraid
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That's a bad can of worms to open
Morning isn't going to be so bright for you,I'm afraid
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You know that thing where you hit your late/mid thirties and you resign yourself to the fact that the only women that are interested in you are those of your own age who are either looking for a new daddy for their kids or the ones that have finally chucked their steroid addicted partner and just want some sex that doesn't involve a trip to A&E and a series of lies about walking into a door?
But then you find out that the (legal) teenage daughter of someone you went to school with is well into you (despite your middle-age belly) and you end up having sex with her on her mother's bed despite the fact that you tried to be a gentleman all night... ...that. |
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Just think she may now be pregnant too
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Worth it though...
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I haven't been pissed for ages and I've drank all my Kronenbourg 1664.
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I haven't been pissed for ages and I've drank all my Kronenbourg 1664.
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On reflection, I was pished last night and I apologise to anyone who was offended by my use of crude language in any threads I may have posted in.
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Wow. Are you just finishing up or starting early?
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I roarly git dronk, and oven whon I dose, niver slurp my turds.
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i`m tempted to get the sloe gin out and read this thread again.
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Before i looked at this thread, I knew that it would be full of typical typos from people trying to demonstrate their level of inebriation. I've posted while sober and while drunk and i never make the obligatory drunken typos. If you're drunk then no worries, but don't make shit up.
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