I had a vodka caipirinha (think I prefer it to cachaça) at 2am at the bar with some fried chicken but I didn't get drunk. I had two caipirinhas a couple of days ago at the club/bar and almost ended up on the floor after the second. I'm a lightweight. But it's not a good idea for me to get drunk in a strange country anyways!
Normally I'd have baileys at this time of year but in hot weather I don't feel like it and I think it'll curdle in my stomach, ewwwww!
Originally Posted by Victoria Sponge: “I had a vodka caipirinha (think I prefer it to cachaça) at 2am at the bar with some fried chicken but I didn't get drunk. I had two caipirinhas a couple of days ago at the club/bar and almost ended up on the floor after the second. I'm a lightweight. But it's not a good idea for me to get drunk in a strange country anyways!
Normally I'd have baileys at this time of year but in hot weather I don't feel like it and I think it'll curdle in my stomach, ewwwww!”
Spongey, what's a caipirinha? I got given a bottle of some Brazilian spirit, and on the instructions it says 'make perfect caipirinhas with this' - is a it a nice drink? The Brazilian stuff on its own tastes like petrol
Originally Posted by Frankie_Little: “Spongey, what's a caipirinha? I got given a bottle of some Brazilian spirit, and on the instructions it says 'make perfect caipirinhas with this' - is a it a nice drink? The Brazilian stuff on its own tastes like petrol ”
It must have been cachaça, Brazilian cane spirit that you got given! Yes, on its own it's minging.
Caipirinha is that, mixed with lots of crushed fresh limes and ice and sugar. It's really nice. Very strong though! I always get totally wasted on just a couple. Vodka is the safer option.
I'd be interested to know the percentage of this thread which is a complete fabrication; and indeed how many home-drinking Skol aficionados are genuinely pished
I'm fine tonight but i remember last Easter, I had a drunken night of naughtiness with my sisters, boss's best friends cousin who was absolutely filthy
You know that thing where you hit your late/mid thirties and you resign yourself to the fact that the only women that are interested in you are those of your own age who are either looking for a new daddy for their kids or the ones that have finally chucked their steroid addicted partner and just want some sex that doesn't involve a trip to A&E and a series of lies about walking into a door?
But then you find out that the (legal) teenage daughter of someone you went to school with is well into you (despite your middle-age belly) and you end up having sex with her on her mother's bed despite the fact that you tried to be a gentleman all night...
Originally Posted by Finny Skeleta: “You know that thing where you hit your late/mid thirties and you resign yourself to the fact that the only women that are interested in you are those of your own age who are either looking for a new daddy for their kids or the ones that have finally chucked their steroid addicted partner and just want some sex that doesn't involve a trip to A&E and a series of lies about walking into a door?
But then you find out that the (legal) teenage daughter of someone you went to school with is well into you (despite your middle-age belly) and you end up having sex with her on her mother's bed despite the fact that you tried to be a gentleman all night...
...that.”
That's a bad can of worms to open Morning isn't going to be so bright for you,I'm afraid
Originally Posted by Finny Skeleta: “You know that thing where you hit your late/mid thirties and you resign yourself to the fact that the only women that are interested in you are those of your own age who are either looking for a new daddy for their kids or the ones that have finally chucked their steroid addicted partner and just want some sex that doesn't involve a trip to A&E and a series of lies about walking into a door?
But then you find out that the (legal) teenage daughter of someone you went to school with is well into you (despite your middle-age belly) and you end up having sex with her on her mother's bed despite the fact that you tried to be a gentleman all night...
Before i looked at this thread, I knew that it would be full of typical typos from people trying to demonstrate their level of inebriation. I've posted while sober and while drunk and i never make the obligatory drunken typos. If you're drunk then no worries, but don't make shit up.