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Drunk thread
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Hank1234
26-12-2014
Does it count as cheating if you wake up still drunk on christmas and remain all day
Victoria Sponge
27-12-2014
I had a vodka caipirinha (think I prefer it to cachaça) at 2am at the bar with some fried chicken but I didn't get drunk. I had two caipirinhas a couple of days ago at the club/bar and almost ended up on the floor after the second. I'm a lightweight. But it's not a good idea for me to get drunk in a strange country anyways!

Normally I'd have baileys at this time of year but in hot weather I don't feel like it and I think it'll curdle in my stomach, ewwwww!
Frankie_Little
27-12-2014
Originally Posted by Victoria Sponge:
“I had a vodka caipirinha (think I prefer it to cachaça) at 2am at the bar with some fried chicken but I didn't get drunk. I had two caipirinhas a couple of days ago at the club/bar and almost ended up on the floor after the second. I'm a lightweight. But it's not a good idea for me to get drunk in a strange country anyways!

Normally I'd have baileys at this time of year but in hot weather I don't feel like it and I think it'll curdle in my stomach, ewwwww!”

Spongey, what's a caipirinha? I got given a bottle of some Brazilian spirit, and on the instructions it says 'make perfect caipirinhas with this' - is a it a nice drink? The Brazilian stuff on its own tastes like petrol
Victoria Sponge
27-12-2014
Originally Posted by Frankie_Little:
“Spongey, what's a caipirinha? I got given a bottle of some Brazilian spirit, and on the instructions it says 'make perfect caipirinhas with this' - is a it a nice drink? The Brazilian stuff on its own tastes like petrol ”

It must have been cachaça, Brazilian cane spirit that you got given! Yes, on its own it's minging.
Caipirinha is that, mixed with lots of crushed fresh limes and ice and sugar. It's really nice. Very strong though! I always get totally wasted on just a couple. Vodka is the safer option.
Tindie_Bais
04-04-2015
I an so I seed r offer now
Nona
04-04-2015
Originally Posted by Tindie_Bais:
“I an so I seed r offer now”

Eh?
Tindie_Bais
04-04-2015
I am drunk right now it shocking that I fair I rhos right kol
Nona
04-04-2015
Originally Posted by Tindie_Bais:
“I am drunk right now it shocking that I fair I rhos right kol”

Again, eh?

Maybe stepping away from the keyboard would be for the best, for now.
80sfan
04-04-2015
Originally Posted by Tindie_Bais:
“I an so I seed r offer now”

Seeds are on offer?
NorwoodCemetery
05-04-2015
I'd be interested to know the percentage of this thread which is a complete fabrication; and indeed how many home-drinking Skol aficionados are genuinely pished
m-river
05-04-2015
I'm fine tonight but i remember last Easter, I had a drunken night of naughtiness with my sisters, boss's best friends cousin who was absolutely filthy
Bad Wolf 525
05-04-2015
I'm not drunk,which is why I can type properly


Love a drunk thread
Finny Skeleta
05-04-2015
You know that thing where you hit your late/mid thirties and you resign yourself to the fact that the only women that are interested in you are those of your own age who are either looking for a new daddy for their kids or the ones that have finally chucked their steroid addicted partner and just want some sex that doesn't involve a trip to A&E and a series of lies about walking into a door?

But then you find out that the (legal) teenage daughter of someone you went to school with is well into you (despite your middle-age belly) and you end up having sex with her on her mother's bed despite the fact that you tried to be a gentleman all night...

...that.
Bad Wolf 525
05-04-2015
Originally Posted by Finny Skeleta:
“You know that thing where you hit your late/mid thirties and you resign yourself to the fact that the only women that are interested in you are those of your own age who are either looking for a new daddy for their kids or the ones that have finally chucked their steroid addicted partner and just want some sex that doesn't involve a trip to A&E and a series of lies about walking into a door?

But then you find out that the (legal) teenage daughter of someone you went to school with is well into you (despite your middle-age belly) and you end up having sex with her on her mother's bed despite the fact that you tried to be a gentleman all night...

...that.”

That's a bad can of worms to open Morning isn't going to be so bright for you,I'm afraid
Finny Skeleta
05-04-2015
Originally Posted by Bad Wolf 525:
“That's a bad can of worms to open Morning isn't going to be so bright for you,I'm afraid”

Worth it though...
Billy_Value
05-04-2015
Originally Posted by Finny Skeleta:
“You know that thing where you hit your late/mid thirties and you resign yourself to the fact that the only women that are interested in you are those of your own age who are either looking for a new daddy for their kids or the ones that have finally chucked their steroid addicted partner and just want some sex that doesn't involve a trip to A&E and a series of lies about walking into a door?

But then you find out that the (legal) teenage daughter of someone you went to school with is well into you (despite your middle-age belly) and you end up having sex with her on her mother's bed despite the fact that you tried to be a gentleman all night...

...that.”

Just think she may now be pregnant too
Finny Skeleta
05-04-2015
Originally Posted by Billy_Value:
“Just think she may now be pregnant too”

I've managed to get to 36 without getting anyone pregnant. I think I know what to do in order to avoid being a Dad who's old enough to be a Grandad.
Bad Wolf 525
05-04-2015
Originally Posted by Finny Skeleta:
“Worth it though...”

We will have to agree to disagree....good luck man
Anonimus
05-04-2015
I haven't been pissed for ages and I've drank all my Kronenbourg 1664.
80sfan
05-04-2015
Originally Posted by Anonimus:
“I haven't been pissed for ages and I've drank all my Kronenbourg 1664.”

Wow. Are you just finishing up or starting early?
pugamo
05-04-2015
On reflection, I was pished last night and I apologise to anyone who was offended by my use of crude language in any threads I may have posted in.
Anonimus
05-04-2015
Originally Posted by 80sfan:
“Wow. Are you just finishing up or starting early?”

Neither. It's only half past nine in the morning. Wonder if there's room in the freezer for a can of Guinness.
Seamus Sweeney
05-04-2015
I roarly git dronk, and oven whon I dose, niver slurp my turds.
annette kurten
05-04-2015
i`m tempted to get the sloe gin out and read this thread again.
Pull2Open
05-04-2015
Before i looked at this thread, I knew that it would be full of typical typos from people trying to demonstrate their level of inebriation. I've posted while sober and while drunk and i never make the obligatory drunken typos. If you're drunk then no worries, but don't make shit up.
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