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Before i looked at this thread, I knew that it would be full of typical typos from people trying to demonstrate their level of inebriation. I've posted while sober and while drunk and i never make the obligatory drunken typos. If you're drunk then no worries, but don't make shit up.
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Pink frogs
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We all strive to reach your calibre of excellence. Please permit evolution to grace us with the air of superiority you currently breathe
![]() ![]() However, my point stands...slurred speech does not mean slurred typing. Its a cliché! |
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As long as that's understood, carry on.
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I managed to put a can of Guinness in the freezer for later (It does say serve ice cold but that's my excuse).
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I managed to put a can of Guinness in the freezer for later (It does say serve ice cold but that's my excuse).
Hopefully you're kidding Anonimus, but a couple of years ago, my brother-in-law and his family rented a house in Orlando FL. to take his grand-kids to Disney. My wife and I were in Hudson FL. and drove over to visit them. While sitting around the pool having a drink, there was a loud noise from the kitchen. He had put a case of Dos Equis beer in the freezer and it had exploded. When I asked him why he'd done that, he said, "Well, I've seen you put Stolychnya vodka in your freezer, and it's always been O.K." I told my wife that if her brother had been with her when we first met, I probably would never have called her, on the basis that the entire family must have been nuts. |
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Hopefully you're kidding Anonimus, but a couple of years ago, my brother-in-law and his family rented a house in Orlando FL. to take his grand-kids to Disney.
My wife and I were in Hudson FL. and drove over to visit them. While sitting around the pool having a drink, there was a loud noise from the kitchen. He had put a case of Dos Equis beer in the freezer and it had exploded. When I asked him why he'd done that, he said, "Well, I've seen you put Stolychnya vodka in your freezer, and it's always been O.K." I told my wife that if her brother had been with her when we first met, I probably would never have called her, on the basis that the entire family must have been nuts.
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I can't believe, I had to go work today , fished at 2pm, got home
At home 2:30 My sister in law made the xmas dinner , as her family came over to our house We had are first dinner But we be going to my Auntie , down the road , for the next xmas pary And get drunk but Won't be playing the eastender shot's game again this year . So far only had to budwiser but my brother is now making me snowball as I type! Might be drunk later so won't be able to type Have very merry not sober xmas if you can! |
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Only on my 4th can of Coors tonight.Nothing alcoholic all day.Driving and all that.
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Only on my 4th can of Coors tonight.Nothing alcoholic all day.Driving and all that.
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Hopefully you're kidding Anonimus, but a couple of years ago, my brother-in-law and his family rented a house in Orlando FL. to take his grand-kids to Disney.
My wife and I were in Hudson FL. and drove over to visit them. While sitting around the pool having a drink, there was a loud noise from the kitchen. He had put a case of Dos Equis beer in the freezer and it had exploded. When I asked him why he'd done that, he said, "Well, I've seen you put Stolychnya vodka in your freezer, and it's always been O.K." I told my wife that if her brother had been with her when we first met, I probably would never have called her, on the basis that the entire family must have been nuts. Turned out my aunty had took a pilsbury dough tube out of her fridge and left it in the hot room we were all sitting in. Believe me to this day im still very wary of those tubes....the noise was massive when that tube popped. |
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pretty sure you're alright to drink coors and drive anyway. known as the drinking beer along with fosters and carlsberg
![]() I have my own quality breathalyser and i blew double the Scottish legal limit of 0.5 BAC this morning.Down to 0.2 by 6pm so ok to drive. |
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Talking of explosions...we all went to visit my aunty and uncle in yorkshire years ago and while we were all sitting doing family gabbing and much dog stroking there was one almighty bang that stopped the room.
Turned out my aunty had took a pilsbury dough tube out of her fridge and left it in the hot room we were all sitting in. Believe me to this day im still very wary of those tubes....the noise was massive when that tube popped. ![]() Like a pipe bomb of dough!. |
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Pilsbury Dough tubes that takes me back a while.
![]() Like a pipe bomb of dough!. Its like putting a gas canister on a fire. They are scary. |
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A bottle of Barolo (thanks to the Food and Drink forum for that one) and most of a bottle of prosecco, but all spread over several hours so I'm feeling reasonably chipper. I'm currently being taunted by bottles of whisky, rum and port, any of which will leap at the chance to screw me over.
I should really go to bed but the port in particular looks like it's going to be excellent, and I am sorely tempted. |
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Have you ever heard one going off in a hot room?
Its like putting a gas canister on a fire. They are scary. |
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A bottle of Barolo (thanks to the Food and Drink forum for that one) and most of a bottle of prosecco, but all spread over several hours so I'm feeling reasonably chipper. I'm currently being taunted by bottles of whisky, rum and port, any of which will leap at the chance to screw me over.
I should really go to bed but the port in particular looks like it's going to be excellent, and I am sorely tempted. 'Wine beer and spirits take me down'(Crocodile Shoes- Jimmy Nail). 'Taunted' LOL!.
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Islamic State dough bombs inbound!.
The thing is i am getting tiddly now and when i get a bit like that i want to put music on and i dont know why but the first thing i want to put on is he's a pirate. |
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Yep, I'm a bit squiffy
![]() Been drinking since 1pm
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Oh no....im a peaceful person.
The thing is i am getting tiddly now and when i get a bit like that i want to put music on and i dont know why but the first thing i want to put on is he's a pirate.
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Yep, I'm a bit squiffy
![]() Been drinking since 1pm ![]() |
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Do it!.With a yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
![]() Mind you after that comes dancing queen. My music choices are ..ahem...eclectic. |
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That's pretty early.I stopped drinking in the mornings and afternoons a while back.I just couldn't pace myself.It ruined my evenings.So now i only drink from about 8pm onwards.
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As soon as i hear that music i want to raaaarrrrrrr.
Mind you after that comes dancing queen. My music choices are ..ahem...eclectic. ![]() I certainly turn up the volume of what i am listening to the more drunk i get. Next morning i switch things on and think 'jesus that's loud!'.
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I'm the same, but I make an exception at Christmas and just go a bit crazy
![]() ![]() You know you shouldn't.But some strange unfathomable inner force makes you do it!. |
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