As far as insults go, Lion king is a bit tame. I could think of fifty unflattering things about Gemma without stopping for breath.

Poor David. It would be torture living with those drongos at the best of times, let alone when you are ill.

I dont know if it is the same for everybody, but when I have the subtitles on for BB they are right in the middle of the flipping screen covering people's faces. I have to choose between sight or sound.

Good Afternoon All.:+)))))))))))))))))

Rather cool here today, 2 or 3C.

Sorry to hear David had to leave, rather enjoy his humour.
That may effect evictions slightly of course.

The water has gone off here, it seems a job that was scheduled went ahead but more houses have been effected than planned, didn't know till one of the neighbours came round to let me know, it's expected top be back on at 4pm i believe.

It's a great shame that David has had to leave - well it's a shame for me, but very good for him I'm sure! I hope he's feeling better.

I don't think he was lookig to great in the few clips we saw of him over the weekend. Definitely the rght decision for him to leave.

Hellooooo there, fellow lurkers!
After several years of lurking in the murky corners I just HAVE to don my cloak of invisibility, because for the first time in years I am helpless with laughter whilst watching CBB:
The Ghosts!!!! They are a very special breed of spirit - they wear black, they get paid to be there and they operate ghostly machinery with spooky glass eyes - occasionally they are also referred to as "camera men"....
Scarey!!!!

Ha Ha welcome to lurkers, great first post! I would have been well annoyed at being woken at whatever o clock it was in the morning by Gemma like that !

As some said outthere it is like an asylum in there, now its Angies turn to explode all over the DR ! She can sure match the young ones when it comes to swearing, with such venom too !! !!

Hello Telly. Great to see you again.

I am a bit confused about what it is that they are seeing? What changed?

I would be furious if i was woken up too. I dont know why anyone thinks it is acceptable to make a noise in the bedroom. Why cant they just stay awake in another room and go to bed when they are tired like everyone else.
Do BB actually encourage them to do this?

I agreed i have always thought that. There is only one bedroom for those ready for bed but those who want to stay up have the rest of the house to run amok in !?!??

Hi telly! I so agree, we've been hearing about the silhouettes in the camera runs for what seems like decades, what a stupid girl she is.

I'd feel just like Angie did in the DR, if I can't sleep then I feel awful and every little thing is just too much. I was very impressed that she put her hat on before leaving

Nothing changed as far as I know. The camera run is still behind the mirrors as it always was. Apparently Rylan will clear up the mystery in tonight´s BOTS . And maybe it wasn´t a ghostly cameraman but a presenter full of spirit....

Oh yes! There is tantrums - and then there is tantrums with class!

Anyway, what happened to "you can leave at any time, Angie"??

I bet they turn the cameras off in the rest of the house and they all charge into the bedroom!

Still, on a long boring night shift the temptation to scare them silly must be irresistible.

They all seem to be rapidly going off their rockers in there

Way to go Tiff!!

could she be trying to make Stephanie jealous? There may be trouble ahead

I am amazed (and very jealous) at how they seem to be able to wear their false eyelashes 24/7

Tiffany has grown on me. I do wish sturdy pants were compulsory though.
Has Angie gone? I am trying to spot her on live feed.

Morning.

Can't watch it. That &@****#%$ Gemmaarrrrgggggh does my head in. For my own sanity (what's left of it) and blood pressure I've turned it off.

Me too. Gemma disgusts me. I find her physically repulsive. And I am baffled as to why we aren't allowed to say she is fat. She is everything the NHS is battling against and all that 'fat and proud' stuff doesn't wash with me. She NEEDS to be fat else she would lose her USP (or relatively unique in the world of TOWIE) In truth she is a bully and a bore ( and a self-appointed relationship guru despite not being able to make a connection with any man who hasn't got a record of criminal activity and will only be seen with her because she's 'been on telly' - I doubt she has any sort of sex life) with an ego the size of her.....

And while I'm at it, I laughed out loud when I read that Chanelle (BB8) was slagging off Steph.....pot, kettle, tramp.......

Ah, that's better.......................

Lesley Brain

Morning everyone.

It is bonkers to have Angie and David in and then ignore them for the sake of some trollop two timing.

Hello. Lesley.
I cant understand why anyone would mind someone else being fat? What difference does it make? In Gemma's case, its the least of her worries, and no wonder she is bitter twisted and vile to everyone if she has to face loathing and fury about her looks every day.


I am bothered out of all proportion by the lack of pants. Normal people do NOT wear split skirts or jumpers pantless and do everything they can to flash their ladygardens.
We used to lock people up for that didnt we?

What did Chanelle say? Is there anybody who likes Steph? Apart from the boy with the horrific tattoos.

Good Morning Everyone.:+)))))))))))))))


Hi Halla, good to see you, Gemma can be annoying, but it's a game show and she a game player so it's staged for us.


Hi Bella, good to see you, it's good to have a rant, thats what Gemma did isn't it, and most of the others.

Still reading what Chanelle is saying eh.


Hi Honey, You don't include those words within CBB surely, most seem far from normal.

I had been trying to give Gemma the benefit of the doubt, having never watched TOWIE in my life, i didnt really know her, however my patience finally snapped last night and now i am in no doubt what she is !

Hello all

I suspect that Gemma thinks BB is an extension of Towie, except that it isn't, despite her trying to manufacture situations which she thinks will "make a TV show". Good grief, she so lacks the intelligence to do so..

I've watched one episde of Towie where she seemed to have a subordinate role, but that one episode was quite enough for me.

Not a masochist then, Halla?

It isn't her size that repells me, just her galloping fakeness, with those ginormous false eyelashes, and those excessive hair extensions and the rather green hair with roots showing.

Fat people can be very attractive and talented. I'm thinking of Adele, even though she has of course slimmed down a bit.

Adele: sublime, GC : ridiculous, and yet she still seems to have a large fan base..

NEWS

about 2 hours ago
After being unwell for a few days, Angie Bowie has decided to leave the Celebrity Big Brother House. Her exit will be addressed in tonight’s live show on Channel 5 at 9pm.

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/

YET ANOTHER SWEEP UPDATE.
Elfy, Zadeth, and Hunkydory have been knocked out to Angie leaving. Is it too much to hope that the real reason was because she smacked Gemma in the gob?





1. Honey. Dancing Ledge. Salv. Fried Kickin.--------- GEMMA COLLINS. girl with luminous poo. Bit like Danny La Rue.


2. Moots. Vesna. Tigerlily..-----JOHN PARTRIDGE.Somebody from Eastenders.


3. Hicky. Arte. StorminMike-----.DANIELLA WESTBROOK. Eastenders actress. Struggles with addiction and marrying wallys.


4. Barra. Mrs Vimes. Oathy.------CHRISTOPHER MALONEY. x factor contestant. unpopular with workmates. Got a new face modeled on action man 1966.


5. Eddy. Andhaga. Bunty Basset. The_Sleeper ------TIFFANY POLLARD. can take a bitch down with her tongue!


6. JoJo. Laughing Fairy. Dix. ------DARREN DAY. Tit.


7. Ritchie. Poppy. Chief Wiggum. ----MEGAN McKENNA. Sex on beach. Doesn't like heavy breathers.

10. Janet. Konya. johnny_dole Rocket Queen. SCOTTY T. Known for f..ing birds and getting f...ing mortal.


11. Daddy66. Scout. Oliver_Tomlinso---KRISTINA RIHANOFF. wont take verbal abuse. Has "unfortunate relationships."


14. Tess. On the Heath. lewismacf Hyperstarsponge. STEPHANIE DAVIS. shows her bum and gets drunk. Singer/actress.


15.Chicken stu. Linmic. JEREMY McCONNELL Marc from last year's friend. *yawn*











ELIMINATED FROM COMPETITION....

8. Joni. Winsome. Planets-------WINSTON McKENZIE. Extreme Dick. .--------EVICTED


12.Bella. Catt. R82n8. -JONATHAN CHEBAN- Knows a Kardashian, very picky. WALKED OUT. Probably to Harrods.


16.hyperstarsponge. Comedy-fish NANCY DELL'OLIO. likes champagne, not
chamomile. EVICTED. (I think she overdid the chamomile)

9. Halla. Minski. Lucky.-------DAVID GEST. TAKEN OUT DUE TO ILLNESS.

13. Elfy. Hunkydory. Zadeth. - ANGIE BOWIE. LEFT DUE TO ILLNESS.

Hi Honey, whatever the reason for leaving she sure was a firecracker, wow, i can imagine her in real life, glad she doesn't live next door to me anyway.

I know she was complaining about lack of sleep but wonder if she was concerned more about what was happening on the outside?