https://twitter.com/stevenjbgoode/st...06628189806592

So who has all entered the comp?

I think it's for an invite to his wedding.

I thought it was for reserve bride, just in case Kimberly isn't allowed back in the country. Or Stepford demands her repatriation.

or she gets the blue screen of death error

I'm beside myself with excitement.

Who would want that?

His fans I guess.

Surely his mum and dad would already be invited ?

Dangermoose has got her fingers crossed for a win of the elusive VIP invite to the PR disappointment of the century....

This is one gig, Ched Evans won't get turned away from.

i think he'd be worried accepting an invite would damage his reputation.

OMG OMG OMG !!! Pleaseletitbeme! Pleaseletitbeme!

*Falls to knee's and prays*

I cannot bear the suspense !!!!

EDIT : And I've almost finished knitting my hat .... just one more eye hole to go ......

i'm keeping my fingers crossed for you.....what colour balaclava did you go for in the end?

There are some things in life which beggar belief, and this is certainly one of them.
It's amazing enough that Steven thinks he's important enough to set up a competition for fans to go to his wedding.
But what is even more staggering are some of the tweets replying to him.
I'm pinching myself to check if I'm not dreaming this.

Yes, the exclusive VIP invitation, where Steven floats towards you like Dracula inviting you into his castle,...then at the last moment loses eye contact with you and swerves around you to shake hands with somebody who's a few feet to the side of you.

i loved that gif it was superb!

what sort of tweet replies is he getting ?

Just click the link in the first line of the opening post. Part of me wonders if they might just be mocking him, a bit like on this thread. If they're genuinely heartfelt then it starts to verge into being slightly disturbing.

ah no worries i can't see the opening post.....i shall have a bit of a google....

ETA *eek* need to alert Care in the Community Services.....

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I wish.....

and me Ms. O'Hara,fiddle de de, but always remember, if we're not deigned worthy enough to attend the wedding of the century....tomorrow is anatherrr day.

(Jesus in all seriousness who in their right mind follows this fool)

Kim. With a dustpan and brush for all the crumbs.

I hope the winner leaks the details of the wedding and it is gatecrashed.

An ebola funeral in Sierra Leone, has more chance of being gatecrashed.

Gary Barlow is that you? Never mind I have heard that for you they will make an exception and you just may get an invite anyway as long as you sing for your lunch

Jeez, this guy really is stretching his 5 minutes of fame. His ego knows no bounds.

Prat.