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Favourite / Funny Quotes...
We had this thread last year and it was a lot of fun. Remember the brilliant Liz Jones in the bathtub??
Whether you like a HM or not they can still say some pretty funny things. So this is the thread to put you're favourite/funniest quotes. I'll start off with "I should have been a whale" - Ken whilst soaking alone in the bath. |
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"Well it's a job" - Queen Katie.
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During boobgate "it's not about Chloe" - perez
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I can't quite remember the wording but Callum's reaction to Perez and his "I feel unsafe in this house with Jeremy around!" antics made me chuckle yesterdsy.
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"I don't want skid marks in my cheese sandwich"
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Ken : 'The Spanish word for black is 'negro''
Alexander : 'But you're not Spanish' |
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Cami mocking Calum's footwear:
Cami: In the UK they wear those things like flip flops. Calum: Because you're soo English. When Cami was venting about Calum after their disagreement: Chloe: Who? Cami: Whatever he's called. Caleb or Calum, whatever his name is. Chloe: Jeremy? |
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Ken : 'The Spanish word for black is 'negro''
Alexander : 'But you're not Spanish' Ken: You know, in Spain, they refer to black children as "piccaninnies" Alexander: Yeah? Well that'll also get your ass kicked! |
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Thank goodness - A thread that we can laugh at...
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'Goodbye irrelevant American neurotic!' Ken
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Katie telling Alicia "this isn't the war times" after Alicia stole and hid the bananas
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"It's the depths of depravity"
Nadia referring to Jeremy's opening of Chloe's Dressing gown. |
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I could have sworn I heard Katie say to Michelle (referring to Alicia) "If she had brains I wouldn't pick on her".
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We can't be putting bananas by. It's not the war years. (Katie)
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Katie: Perez, is a bit like Thrush but more irritating
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Quote:
Katie: Perez, is a bit like Thrush but more irritating
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Quote:
"I don't want skid marks in my cheese sandwich"
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missed that thanks for posting
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Perez standing there with massive sunglasses on, glaring at Ken for ages.
Then, he slowly walks over to Ken and perches on the sofa next to him. Perez: I feel sorry, Ken, that if I were you- when I get out of the house, I would be concerned for my safety. Perez raises his eyebrows, walks away whilst putting sunglasses back on like a movie legend! Hilarious! ![]() And, also --- (Perez to Ken) Perez: Right, listen, mother fabulous. ![]() I hope Perez wins! |
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Katie: "Well, it's a job"
Katie: "This isnt the war years" Katie: "Perez is a bit like thrush, except more irritating" Michelle: "For you to shut up" |
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Katie telling Alicia "this isn't the war times" after Alicia stole and hid the bananas
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Perez in role as king: "I order Katie Hopkins to paint my fingernails later today"
Katie: "What if I say no?" Perez: "No is not an option you have to do whatever i ask" Katie: "So what if you asked me to suck your knob?"
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Tonight, just after Nadia had ordered Perez to go and apologise to whatshername...
PEREZ: (STARTING TO CRY) I just... I don't want you to think I'm some sort of... (CRYS MORE) (OPENS THE WRONG DOOR - LOOKS BRIEFLY CONFUSED- CRIES MORE) ...not exactly a classic quote as such, but I laughed so much my dog started giving me a worried look. |
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"Honey, I love me some dick, alright, I'm sorry, I don't love vagina, I love me some dick, I love the penetration, the deeper they go the better it feels, but I didn't have to suck dick or do tricks to get where I am today!"
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"I made it on my personality" Cami after going on a epic hissy fit.
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