We had this thread last year and it was a lot of fun. Remember the brilliant Liz Jones in the bathtub??

Whether you like a HM or not they can still say some pretty funny things. So this is the thread to put you're favourite/funniest quotes.

I'll start off with

"I should have been a whale"
- Ken whilst soaking alone in the bath.

"Well it's a job" - Queen Katie.

During boobgate "it's not about Chloe" - perez

I can't quite remember the wording but Callum's reaction to Perez and his "I feel unsafe in this house with Jeremy around!" antics made me chuckle yesterdsy.

"I don't want skid marks in my cheese sandwich"

Ken : 'The Spanish word for black is 'negro''
Alexander : 'But you're not Spanish'

Cami mocking Calum's footwear:

Cami: In the UK they wear those things like flip flops.
Calum: Because you're soo English.

When Cami was venting about Calum after their disagreement:

Chloe: Who?
Cami: Whatever he's called. Caleb or Calum, whatever his name is.
Chloe: Jeremy?

I'll follow that up with with I think is the funniest exchange so far:

Ken: You know, in Spain, they refer to black children as "piccaninnies"
Alexander: Yeah? Well that'll also get your ass kicked!

Thank goodness - A thread that we can laugh at...

'Goodbye irrelevant American neurotic!' Ken

Katie telling Alicia "this isn't the war times" after Alicia stole and hid the bananas

"It's the depths of depravity"
Nadia referring to Jeremy's opening of Chloe's Dressing gown.

I could have sworn I heard Katie say to Michelle (referring to Alicia) "If she had brains I wouldn't pick on her".

We can't be putting bananas by. It's not the war years. (Katie)

Katie: Perez, is a bit like Thrush but more irritating

missed that thanks for posting

Was that Keith that came out with that classic?

Here's the link, enjoy

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/day-8...king-and-queen

Perez standing there with massive sunglasses on, glaring at Ken for ages.

Then, he slowly walks over to Ken and perches on the sofa next to him.

Perez: I feel sorry, Ken, that if I were you- when I get out of the house, I would be concerned for my safety.

Perez raises his eyebrows, walks away whilst putting sunglasses back on like a movie legend!

Hilarious!

And, also ---

(Perez to Ken)

Perez: Right, listen, mother fabulous.



I hope Perez wins!

Katie: "Well, it's a job"
Katie: "This isnt the war years"
Katie: "Perez is a bit like thrush, except more irritating"
Michelle: "For you to shut up"

Katie: We can't be putting bananas by, this isn't the war years*

Perez in role as king: "I order Katie Hopkins to paint my fingernails later today"

Katie: "What if I say no?"

Perez: "No is not an option you have to do whatever i ask"

Katie: "So what if you asked me to suck your knob?"

Tonight, just after Nadia had ordered Perez to go and apologise to whatshername...

PEREZ: (STARTING TO CRY) I just... I don't want you to think I'm some sort of... (CRYS MORE) (OPENS THE WRONG DOOR - LOOKS BRIEFLY CONFUSED- CRIES MORE)

...not exactly a classic quote as such, but I laughed so much my dog started giving me a worried look.

"Honey, I love me some dick, alright, I'm sorry, I don't love vagina, I love me some dick, I love the penetration, the deeper they go the better it feels, but I didn't have to suck dick or do tricks to get where I am today!"

"I made it on my personality" Cami after going on a epic hissy fit.