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Old 15-01-2015, 00:56
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"Honey, I love me some dick, alright, I'm sorry, I don't love vagina, I love me some dick, I love the penetration, the deeper they go the better it feels, but I didn't have to suck dick or do tricks to get where I am today!"
Who said that?
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Old 15-01-2015, 00:57
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Keith, it was very out of the blue as well... All Callum asked was whether he fancied a cuppa.
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Old 15-01-2015, 00:59
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Cami just before declaring she got there on her personalty lol as I said on another thread her personalty sucks as much as she did to get where she is today, hardly queen if the fairies ...more a knob gobblin . I'm mean, I know
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Old 15-01-2015, 01:00
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Keith, it was very out of the blue as well... All Callum asked was whether he fancied a cuppa.
Hahahahaha!
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Old 15-01-2015, 01:10
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Patsy "I'm meditating - F*** off!"

I chuckle everytime i think of that.
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Old 15-01-2015, 01:19
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Keith, it was very out of the blue as well... All Callum asked was whether he fancied a cuppa.
Shocked if that's true. I liked him up until now but I won't tolerate such disgusting language even if it was meant as some kind of pathetic joke.

How old is he anyway? Grow up.
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Old 15-01-2015, 01:23
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Keith, it was very out of the blue as well... All Callum asked was whether he fancied a cuppa.
Hahahaha! That's my quote of the series
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Old 15-01-2015, 01:24
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Hahahaha! That's my quote of the series
Agreed!!
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Old 15-01-2015, 01:26
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Keith, it was very out of the blue as well... All Callum asked was whether he fancied a cuppa.
oh my god this has given me the biggest laugh!

I WISH that had happened.
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Old 15-01-2015, 03:13
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dingbat stole the f***ing bananas!
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Old 15-01-2015, 03:20
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Perez "What is the first thing you want me to do for you Your Majesty?"
Michelle "For you to shut up"

............................

Michelle upon entering the house on the first night just after the doors slammed behind her ....

"Thank God, I can let my gut out now!"
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Old 15-01-2015, 03:40
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Perez during his one of his speeches to the whole house

Michelle - "Perez, no one gives a shit,"
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Old 15-01-2015, 11:39
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When Cami was venting about Calum after their disagreement:

Chloe: Who?
Cami: Whatever he's called. Caleb or Calum, whatever his name is.
Chloe: Jeremy?
LOL didn't even see that
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Old 15-01-2015, 12:20
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Perez to Cami- "What's the first thing you want me to do for you your Majesty?"
Michelle- "For you to shut up"

Michelle- "I work with drag queens for a living, do you understand how high maintenance and the level of need from a drag queen? 20 of them do not compare to 1 of him".

And this was from Emma on BOTS last night after another row kicked off about food, this time blueberries...."Oh for f**k sake, let the girl have a blueberry!"

During the row...
Cami- Done, I don't want to eat this s**t anymore"
"I don't give a f**k about you and your 2007 website. Twirl on that honey, twirl on that!"
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Old 15-01-2015, 12:26
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Perez: All I said was, I have been in this business for ten years...
Nadia: Well that sounds weird for a start!

Patsy: Don't call me a scrubber, you prick!
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Old 15-01-2015, 21:40
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KEITH: I'm not coming to this restaurant again.

Loved it! Good old Keith.
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Old 15-01-2015, 23:39
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Alissia: Oh yea you're the King and Queen, that kinda went a bit tits up!

Subtle but funny
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Old 15-01-2015, 23:42
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Patsy "I'm meditating - F*** off!"

I chuckle everytime i think of that.
I think that's my favourite so far

She's like something from Ab Fab, and I'm finding Patsy really funny. A compete weirdo, but funny.
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Old 15-01-2015, 23:48
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Alicia (to Katie): You're not on Twitter anymore.

Keith: I'm not coming to this restaurant again.

Alicia (about Katie): Why didn't you nominate gobshite over there?

Alicia: I can't listen to your voice, it's too shrill.
Cami: Oh it's too shrill?!
Cami: ...What does shrill mean?
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Old 15-01-2015, 23:57
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Banquish

I searched for the word online for fun and this is what i found : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Banquish

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Old 16-01-2015, 00:05
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Alicia: Well it's nice to know you think I'm thick then Katie.
Katie: Well at least I was honest.
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Old 16-01-2015, 00:10
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Nadia asking why Ken keeps ogling the girls arses in the house

Ken: 'Do you really want to know? Well it's because their the best looking arses I've ever seen!

Nadia: we need to call the police!

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Old 16-01-2015, 00:14
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Michelle: And I. Do Not. Go Down!

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Old 16-01-2015, 09:23
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Alicia (to Katie): You're not on Twitter anymore.

Keith: I'm not coming to this restaurant again.

Alicia (about Katie): Why didn't you nominate gobshite over there?

Alicia: I can't listen to your voice, it's too shrill.
Cami: Oh it's too shrill?!
Cami: ...What does shrill mean?
Alicia is getting quite funny and sassy
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Old 16-01-2015, 09:37
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Patsy: 'Its only because Ive heard it in a Snoop Dogg song'
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