Favourite / Funny Quotes...

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riverside 57

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by CLL Dodge:
“"Honey, I love me some dick, alright, I'm sorry, I don't love vagina, I love me some dick, I love the penetration, the deeper they go the better it feels, but I didn't have to suck dick or do tricks to get where I am today!"”

Who said that?

KT_Dog

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by riverside 57:
“Who said that? ”

Keith, it was very out of the blue as well... All Callum asked was whether he fancied a cuppa.

TeganRhan

15-01-2015

Cami just before declaring she got there on her personalty lol as I said on another thread her personalty sucks as much as she did to get where she is today, hardly queen if the fairies ...more a knob gobblin . I'm mean, I know

TeganRhan

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by KT_Dog:
“Keith, it was very out of the blue as well... All Callum asked was whether he fancied a cuppa.”

Hahahahaha!

Vault

15-01-2015

Patsy "I'm meditating - F*** off!"

I chuckle everytime i think of that.

aurichie

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by KT_Dog:
“Keith, it was very out of the blue as well... All Callum asked was whether he fancied a cuppa.”

Shocked if that's true.

I liked him up until now but I won't tolerate such disgusting language even if it was meant as some kind of pathetic joke.

How old is he anyway? Grow up.

Hollie_Louise

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by KT_Dog:
“Keith, it was very out of the blue as well... All Callum asked was whether he fancied a cuppa.”

Hahahaha! That's my quote of the series

TeganRhan

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by Hollie_Louise:
“Hahahaha! That's my quote of the series”

Agreed!!

Mrs Checks

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by KT_Dog:
“Keith, it was very out of the blue as well... All Callum asked was whether he fancied a cuppa.”

oh my god this has given me the biggest laugh!

I WISH that had happened.

canucko

15-01-2015

dingbat stole the f***ing bananas!

Jimmy Connors

15-01-2015

Perez "What is the first thing you want me to do for you Your Majesty?"
Michelle "For you to shut up"

............................

Michelle upon entering the house on the first night just after the doors slammed behind her ....

"Thank God, I can let my gut out now!"

Ashfield22121

15-01-2015

Perez during his one of his speeches to the whole house

Michelle - "Perez, no one gives a shit,"

tmj

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by SillyBillyGoat:
“
When Cami was venting about Calum after their disagreement:

Chloe: Who?
Cami: Whatever he's called. Caleb or Calum, whatever his name is.
Chloe: Jeremy?”

LOL didn't even see that

Salv*

15-01-2015

Perez to Cami- "What's the first thing you want me to do for you your Majesty?"
Michelle- "For you to shut up"

Michelle- "I work with drag queens for a living, do you understand how high maintenance and the level of need from a drag queen? 20 of them do not compare to 1 of him".

And this was from Emma on BOTS last night after another row kicked off about food, this time blueberries...."Oh for f**k sake, let the girl have a blueberry!"

During the row...
Cami- Done, I don't want to eat this s**t anymore"
"I don't give a f**k about you and your 2007 website. Twirl on that honey, twirl on that!"

Philip_Clarke

15-01-2015

Perez: All I said was, I have been in this business for ten years...
Nadia: Well that sounds weird for a start!

Patsy: Don't call me a scrubber, you prick!

KT_Dog

15-01-2015

KEITH: I'm not coming to this restaurant again.

Loved it! Good old Keith.

BastardBeaver

15-01-2015

Alissia: Oh yea you're the King and Queen, that kinda went a bit tits up!

Subtle but funny

BastardBeaver

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by Vault:
“Patsy "I'm meditating - F*** off!"

I chuckle everytime i think of that. ”

I think that's my favourite so far

She's like something from Ab Fab, and I'm finding Patsy really funny. A compete weirdo, but funny.

JavarnJohnson

15-01-2015

Alicia (to Katie): You're not on Twitter anymore.

Keith: I'm not coming to this restaurant again.

Alicia (about Katie): Why didn't you nominate gobshite over there?

Alicia: I can't listen to your voice, it's too shrill.
Cami: Oh it's too shrill?!
Cami: ...What does shrill mean?

SegaGamer

15-01-2015

Banquish

I searched for the word online for fun and this is what i found : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Banquish

BastardBeaver

16-01-2015

Alicia: Well it's nice to know you think I'm thick then Katie.
Katie: Well at least I was honest.

danyell

16-01-2015

Nadia asking why Ken keeps ogling the girls arses in the house

Ken: 'Do you really want to know? Well it's because their the best looking arses I've ever seen!

Nadia: we need to call the police!

BastardBeaver

16-01-2015

Michelle: And I. Do Not. Go Down!

Philip_Clarke

16-01-2015

Originally Posted by JavarnJohnson:
“Alicia (to Katie): You're not on Twitter anymore.

Keith: I'm not coming to this restaurant again.

Alicia (about Katie): Why didn't you nominate gobshite over there?

Alicia: I can't listen to your voice, it's too shrill.
Cami: Oh it's too shrill?!
Cami: ...What does shrill mean?”

Alicia is getting quite funny and sassy

allthatyouwant

16-01-2015

Patsy: 'Its only because Ive heard it in a Snoop Dogg song'

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