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Old 16-01-2015, 09:46
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I think that's my favourite so far

She's like something from Ab Fab, and I'm finding Patsy really funny. A compete weirdo, but funny.
Ha, you're right. It's like Patsy - The Prequel.
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Old 16-01-2015, 10:17
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Alex: 'dumb as a door knob'
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Old 16-01-2015, 10:44
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Alicia, Perez, Michelle & Katie around the table.

Alicia talking to Perez & directing her head towards Katie "You should have nominated Gobshite over there"

Katie just nods.



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Old 16-01-2015, 11:00
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Alicia is getting quite funny and sassy
I agree, I'm quietly impressed
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Old 16-01-2015, 11:00
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Katie about Perez .. “Someone with a penis that small should never wear leggings. Know that!”
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Old 16-01-2015, 11:06
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"DO NOT DO YOGA WITH PATSY KENSIT. SHE WILL PARP IN YOUR FACE."
- Katie Hopkins

Patsy has the potential to be so awesome but the only time she gets the camera on the highlights is when she's about to burst into tears or threaten to leave!
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Old 16-01-2015, 11:11
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NAdia: Call the Police

Funny because she is a complete dingbat.
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Old 16-01-2015, 11:21
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Katie in Diary Room about Perez
"Someone with a penis THAT small should never wear leggins ..... Know that"
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Old 16-01-2015, 12:21
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Alex: 'dumb as a door knob'
"She dumb as a bucket of rocks"
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Old 16-01-2015, 19:07
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From last night's BOTS:

Housemates up for eviction are being asked questions in the diary room.

"Alicia, do you have a message for the BOTS viewers?"

Alicia: *pause* hi *silence*

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Old 16-01-2015, 23:05
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Alicia, Perez, Michelle & Katie around the table.

Alicia talking to Perez & directing her head towards Katie "You should have nominated Gobshite over there"

Katie just nods.



Alicia is just not giving a shit anymore, it's hilarious.
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Old 17-01-2015, 11:30
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Chloe on Perez's behaviour

"That's not made, that's man made"
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Old 19-01-2015, 00:01
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"What if we can never leave?!?!!"

- Patsy
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Old 19-01-2015, 00:23
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"What if we can never leave?!?!!"

- Patsy
Genuinely probably my fave quote of any BB. Delivered with genuine horror.
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Old 19-01-2015, 00:24
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Old 19-01-2015, 00:28
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Not sure of the exact quote but Alicia...

I had a drink to get some Scotch courage.
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Old 19-01-2015, 00:35
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Patsy's line about being stuck in the house followed by her army crawl was my favourite until: Alica, lying nonchalanly on the bed to Kavanagh after all the drama;

"Welcome to the house of fun"

More and more she reminds me of Chantelle Houghton. And I mean that in a good way. It's not beyond possible that she could win is it....?
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Old 19-01-2015, 10:31
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"I have tried with every ounce of my being to be a professional here."

Perez
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Old 19-01-2015, 10:49
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Nadia comparing the Big Brother house to mental asylums that women with menstrual problems were locked up in for life.
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Old 19-01-2015, 11:23
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Well she is not far wrong is she.

I'm actually so pleased this thread exists to remind me there is the occasionaly funny line among the energy draining nastyness that is fast becoming constant.
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Old 19-01-2015, 11:55
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Perez - i WIll BANQUISH HER
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Old 19-01-2015, 12:00
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"What if we can never leave?!?!!"

- Patsy
In the little we've seen of Patsy, she comes out with some gems! She seems lovely too, and a little bit of an oddball. She's easily one of my favourites.

"I'm meditating, f**k off" is probably my favourite quote so far.
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Old 19-01-2015, 13:21
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"Good night sweet prince" (kiss)
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Old 19-01-2015, 23:14
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I love this thread!. Just reading through some of the quotes and I'm in fits of giggles. Thanks for the laughs!
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Old 19-01-2015, 23:14
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"I look like a shade of Doritos."
- Cami after her Pwicey style tan.
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