Ha, you're right. It's like Patsy - The Prequel.

Alex: 'dumb as a door knob'

Alicia, Perez, Michelle & Katie around the table.

Alicia talking to Perez & directing her head towards Katie "You should have nominated Gobshite over there"

Katie just nods.

I agree, I'm quietly impressed

Katie about Perez .. “Someone with a penis that small should never wear leggings. Know that!”

"DO NOT DO YOGA WITH PATSY KENSIT. SHE WILL PARP IN YOUR FACE."
- Katie Hopkins

Patsy has the potential to be so awesome but the only time she gets the camera on the highlights is when she's about to burst into tears or threaten to leave!

NAdia: Call the Police

Funny because she is a complete dingbat.

Katie in Diary Room about Perez
"Someone with a penis THAT small should never wear leggins ..... Know that"

"She dumb as a bucket of rocks"

From last night's BOTS:

Housemates up for eviction are being asked questions in the diary room.

"Alicia, do you have a message for the BOTS viewers?"

Alicia: *pause* hi *silence*

Alicia is just not giving a shit anymore, it's hilarious.

Chloe on Perez's behaviour

"That's not made, that's man made"

"What if we can never leave?!?!!"

- Patsy

Genuinely probably my fave quote of any BB. Delivered with genuine horror.

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Not sure of the exact quote but Alicia...

I had a drink to get some Scotch courage.

Patsy's line about being stuck in the house followed by her army crawl was my favourite until: Alica, lying nonchalanly on the bed to Kavanagh after all the drama;

"Welcome to the house of fun"

More and more she reminds me of Chantelle Houghton. And I mean that in a good way. It's not beyond possible that she could win is it....?

"I have tried with every ounce of my being to be a professional here."

Perez

Nadia comparing the Big Brother house to mental asylums that women with menstrual problems were locked up in for life.

Well she is not far wrong is she.

I'm actually so pleased this thread exists to remind me there is the occasionaly funny line among the energy draining nastyness that is fast becoming constant.

Perez - i WIll BANQUISH HER

In the little we've seen of Patsy, she comes out with some gems! She seems lovely too, and a little bit of an oddball. She's easily one of my favourites.

"I'm meditating, f**k off" is probably my favourite quote so far.

"Good night sweet prince" (kiss)

I love this thread!. Just reading through some of the quotes and I'm in fits of giggles. Thanks for the laughs!

"I look like a shade of Doritos."
- Cami after her Pwicey style tan.