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Old 19-01-2015, 23:21
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PEREZ: "...Goodnight Alexander."

I'll give the prick that one!
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Old 19-01-2015, 23:33
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Katie: Chegwin! Why are you so short? Where are your missing legs?
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Old 20-01-2015, 09:24
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PEREZ: "...Goodnight Alexander."

I'll give the prick that one!
That was just epic.. Very speidi
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Old 20-01-2015, 09:34
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PEREZ: "...Goodnight Alexander."



Sounded like Hannibal Lecter.
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Old 20-01-2015, 10:43
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PEREZ: "...Goodnight Alexander."

I'll give the prick that one!
Brilliant end to the show!
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Old 20-01-2015, 22:18
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BB: Katie, you must save the housemate you think is the most entertaining.
Perez: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 20-01-2015, 22:23
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Ken: I'm sure I can smell burning..
Alexander: you'd better get used to that where you're going.
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Old 22-01-2015, 23:13
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Keith to Kav

"So when I say let's go to bed, there could be a reason for it"
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Old 23-01-2015, 05:00
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Michelle:
"We're suffering from PTPD - Post-Traumatic Perez Disorder."

Katie P:
"I don't think I've had anyone up my a**e"
(or something to that effect )
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Old 23-01-2015, 09:59
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I'm afraid I did laugh when Katie P said of Alex's rear door requirements, 'He couldn't have enough up there'.....imagined her running around the house looking for items to 'install'--kettle?? hoover?? lawnmower?? chandelier?? Awful but funny image.
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Old 23-01-2015, 14:45
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Keith Cheggers - "if you think i'm neutral, if you think i'm switzerland..f*ck off"

Katie Hopkins - "i like to think in black and white it gives me clarity, if you want to own the magnolia middle ground then you go for it but i like to be at the colour end of the spectrum at the polar opposite"

Katie Hopkins - "Darling you have got back fat, i told you have back fat..i was telling you a truth"

Katie Pwicey -"I don't feel i have had anyone up my arse"
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Old 23-01-2015, 15:03
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Keith Cheggers - "if you think i'm neutral, if you think i'm switzerland..f*ck off"

Katie Hopkins - "i like to think in black and white it gives me clarity, if you want to own the magnolia middle ground then you go for it but i like to be at the colour end of the spectrum at the polar opposite"

Katie Hopkins - "Darling you have got back fat, i told you have back fat..i was telling you a truth"

Katie Pwicey -"I don't feel i have had anyone up my arse"
BIB: Mindf**k of a sentence.
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Old 23-01-2015, 16:20
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Alicia in the d/r about Katie H ... " We are Bipolar opposites.
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Old 23-01-2015, 16:33
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Old 25-01-2015, 17:03
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Perez has just gone from my least fave to my top 3 all because of his Mother Nature quote last night. It was actually genius.
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Old 25-01-2015, 17:26
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Alicia: 'I can't be bum-sucking people'
Perez: 'You can't be what??'
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Old 26-01-2015, 17:15
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Perez

"It's The Perez Show .......................featuring Katie Hopkins"

Even KH sneaked a little laugh under her breath at that.
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Old 26-01-2015, 18:26
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Perez- B**ch, shut the f*ck up.
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Old 26-01-2015, 19:19
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CAMI: my uncle had one arm

Perez: I am mother earth, you can suck on my tit all you want and I do not run dry.

Perez: f#%k you and your mothers, and f%#k you and your fathers too.

CAMi (after perez has been voted two faced)I: its just one of his faces talking.

Nadia: Just because I make the pasta doesn't mean I'm 'The Momma'!

Alicia: you haven't done your studies into what goes into a ham sandwich.

Nadia: I'd say Perez was the most entertaining.
Perez: I'm not sure I'd agree with that.
Nadia: you tell us you are fifty thousand times a day.
Cami: what if its Katie
Perez: I'd shit myself!

Katie price: I couldn't put enough up there.

Perez: I know Katie Hopkins, she is who I used to be.
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Old 26-01-2015, 19:52
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Perez (on Katie h):I'm not here to feed her. She should get her nourishment from Michelle's tits and Cami's pu**y.

Beautiful
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Old 26-01-2015, 21:40
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"Patsy believes in peace and love"

"What do you believe in, bitch!?"
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Old 26-01-2015, 23:08
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Katie (about Patsy): frankly I'm tired of living with Yoko Ono dressed a French onion seller
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Old 29-01-2015, 23:01
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Kav: It's a bitter rivalry that'll never win.
Calum: Until someone's victorious
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Old 29-01-2015, 23:19
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Perez talking about Cami.

"During the day, she is has no vigor and at night the vim comes out".
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Old 30-01-2015, 12:52
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"You've been two faced to my face"

KatieP
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