PEREZ: "...Goodnight Alexander."

I'll give the prick that one!

Katie: Chegwin! Why are you so short? Where are your missing legs?

That was just epic.. Very speidi

Sounded like Hannibal Lecter.

Brilliant end to the show!

BB: Katie, you must save the housemate you think is the most entertaining.
Perez: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ken: I'm sure I can smell burning..
Alexander: you'd better get used to that where you're going.

Keith to Kav

"So when I say let's go to bed, there could be a reason for it"

Michelle:
"We're suffering from PTPD - Post-Traumatic Perez Disorder."

Katie P:
"I don't think I've had anyone up my a**e"
(or something to that effect )

I'm afraid I did laugh when Katie P said of Alex's rear door requirements, 'He couldn't have enough up there'.....imagined her running around the house looking for items to 'install'--kettle?? hoover?? lawnmower?? chandelier?? Awful but funny image.

Keith Cheggers - "if you think i'm neutral, if you think i'm switzerland..f*ck off"

Katie Hopkins - "i like to think in black and white it gives me clarity, if you want to own the magnolia middle ground then you go for it but i like to be at the colour end of the spectrum at the polar opposite"

Katie Hopkins - "Darling you have got back fat, i told you have back fat..i was telling you a truth"

Katie Pwicey -"I don't feel i have had anyone up my arse"

BIB: Mindf**k of a sentence.

Alicia in the d/r about Katie H ... " We are Bipolar opposites.

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Perez has just gone from my least fave to my top 3 all because of his Mother Nature quote last night. It was actually genius.

Alicia: 'I can't be bum-sucking people'
Perez: 'You can't be what??'

Perez

"It's The Perez Show .......................featuring Katie Hopkins"

Even KH sneaked a little laugh under her breath at that.

Perez- B**ch, shut the f*ck up.

CAMI: my uncle had one arm

Perez: I am mother earth, you can suck on my tit all you want and I do not run dry.

Perez: f#%k you and your mothers, and f%#k you and your fathers too.

CAMi (after perez has been voted two faced)I: its just one of his faces talking.

Nadia: Just because I make the pasta doesn't mean I'm 'The Momma'!

Alicia: you haven't done your studies into what goes into a ham sandwich.

Nadia: I'd say Perez was the most entertaining.
Perez: I'm not sure I'd agree with that.
Nadia: you tell us you are fifty thousand times a day.
Cami: what if its Katie
Perez: I'd shit myself!

Katie price: I couldn't put enough up there.

Perez: I know Katie Hopkins, she is who I used to be.

Perez (on Katie h):I'm not here to feed her. She should get her nourishment from Michelle's tits and Cami's pu**y.

Beautiful

"Patsy believes in peace and love"

"What do you believe in, bitch!?"

Katie (about Patsy): frankly I'm tired of living with Yoko Ono dressed a French onion seller

Kav: It's a bitter rivalry that'll never win.
Calum: Until someone's victorious

Perez talking about Cami.

"During the day, she is has no vigor and at night the vim comes out".

"You've been two faced to my face"

KatieP