If forum members were EastEnders characters

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Scrabbler

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by SecretLifeoBees:
“I'd have been Hev, sadly. The loser in life and D.U.F.F (designated ugly fat friend), now where's me yoghurt pot lid ”

Pffft don't do yourself down.

Firegazer

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“Actually I am a bit like Dot and Bradley too.....”

Put together?

Scrabbler

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“I'm the female Alfie and have a belt buckle to prove it!

”

You're not as obnoxious as Alfie.

Ozboz3

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“I'm the female Alfie and have a belt buckle to prove it!

”

Originally Posted by Firegazer:
“A less annoying Alfie Moon. Hopeless romantic; comedic; makes light of serious situations...

Though unlike J-B, I don't try too hard to be funny. ”

I was going to bag Alfie first! I want to be Alfie, my friends say I am quite like him

Scrabbler

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by Firegazer:
“Put together? ”

In that I like to gossip just a teeny weeny bit and I am a bit geeky but not an uber geek. I am certainly not like billy.

Scrabbler

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by Ozboz3:
“I was going to bag Alfie first! I want to be Alfie, my friends say I am quite like him ”

Alfie caused his wife to have serious burns, he is unemployed, homeless and his best friend and yet you three are arguing over who gets to be him? I am utterly bewildered

Reserved

15-01-2015

Abi's the only decent person on the show, so I'd like to think I'd be more like her than anyone else.

Originally Posted by Citadel:
“Here come the party poopers. ”

I think you'll find that's the mods.

People are bound to post stuff like the post you quoted when they see the mods actively put a stop to any fun, chatter threads.

RetroMusicFan

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“You're not as obnoxious as Alfie.”

Aw! Thanks! That's nice to know!

RetroMusicFan

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by Ozboz3:
“I was going to bag Alfie first! I want to be Alfie, my friends say I am quite like him ”

Sorry!

You can have Alfie as I have been told that i'm not obnoxious enough!

Maybe I could be Tina then? I'm fortysomething but act younger!

RetroMusicFan

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by SecretLifeoBees:
“I'd have been Hev, sadly. The loser in life and D.U.F.F (designated ugly fat friend), now where's me yoghurt pot lid ”

I wouldn't say Heather was ugly, fat yes but not ugly, she was better looking than Shirley imo and nicer too!

Ozboz3

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“Sorry!

You can have Alfie as I have been told that i'm not obnoxious enough!

Maybe I could be Tina then? I'm fortysomething but act younger!”

Aw thanks sweetheart as Alfie would say

Ell_Ren

15-01-2015

I'm a female Tamwar, I swear.

Scrabbler

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by Ell_Ren:
“I'm a female Tamwar, I swear.”

Nah ŷou have a personality.

Ell_Ren

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“Nah ŷou have a personality.”

Haha. Thanks! I think that warrants a thanks!

Maybe 20% Tamwar, 80% someone else.

sorcha_healy27

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by J-B:
“Irish, has rampant sex with unsuitables. I suspect that Sorcha is Yvonne.”

My dear J-B, I am a female version of Max Branning. The above is quite accurate and also I have been told I have a nice bum

llgx

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by Reserved:
“Abi's the only decent person on the show, so I'd like to think I'd be more like her than anyone else.”

You're joking right?

thejoyof_pat

15-01-2015

Shirley Benson here

sorcha_healy27

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by SecretLifeoBees:
“I'd have been Hev, sadly. The loser in life and D.U.F.F (designated ugly fat friend), now where's me yoghurt pot lid ”

Don't put yourself down secret life of bees. Heather was a lovely, kind, caring and genuine characters.

sorcha_healy27

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“Shirley Benson here ”

I'm max so " You're the one babes, it's always been you"

Scrabbler

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“Shirley Benson here ”

Sorry to hear about your pussy

Scrabbler

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“I'm max so " You're the one babes, it's always been you" ”

I imagine you to be like Phils Irish nanny

Allons-y Amy

15-01-2015

hello im not a regular poster, just a regular lurker. I think im quite like Nancy but with better taste in men. dexter of all people honestly...

Lady Voldemort

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by TeganRhan:
“Hi, no one knows me but if you could choose a character YOU would like to be, who would it be?
Just think that would allow some of us lesser known posters play
I quite like the idea of being Jeanine butcher hehe”

My inner bitch would love to be Janine.

However in reality I am Jane Beale 😂

sorcha_healy27

15-01-2015

Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“I imagine you to be like Phils Irish nanny”

I'm not northern irish nor am I a bunny boiler

iMatt_101

15-01-2015

Who am I?
Go on, tell

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