If I was desperate, I could go and nit-pick every single thing any housemate ever has done and then spin it to make them look bad.


If I was desperate

I can assure you I'm not obsessed by any tv show. I have my likes&dislikes just like everybody else. Given this is a public forum, I'm perfectly entitled to have my say. Even if one or many others happen to disagree with it because they're perhaps obsessed by a certain person I dislike...



No major time or effort involved. I'm not able to watch the show live so I watch a recording and write a few lines of observations about the ugly sisters behaviours as it rolls... And since I get to fast forward all the coming-ups+ads, I don't spend more than the 1-hour everybody else does when watching the show live

Never mind though, maybe that book will pay off in some other way You and Ashfield can perhaps get together and compare notes...

The latest ep started off by showing the ugly sisters trying to be funny by standing next to each other with tin foil above their heads. Wrapping it right around their heads would have at least improved the appearance of this cringey "double act" they're desperately attempting to create.

Visage was then seen in the DR again slating Perez, calling him "boring and predictable". Whether you like him or not, calling Perez boring and predictable is like calling Kav entertaining. She claims his changed behaviour is all to impress new arrival KP..and states you can only a hold a certain persona for so long before the real you comes out. Ain't that the truth, vile Visage, as we see the real you right here .. No problem though, keep bigging up and repping the LGBT community and the real you; condescending, self-righteous, spiteful etc.. will be completely ignored or easily swept under the carpet by your many apologists.

In the bathroom the ugly sisters pretended to enjoy bonding with their punch bag Alicia as they discussed boobs .. Hopkins continued with it, which was basically an exercise in learning more about her lack of intelligence so she could have some fresh ammo to sit around and mock the girl in the company of Visage, Cami and the self-proclaimed "witty" Calum. Who must be waiting on some sort of sign before he starts showing it.

The ugly sisters were then seen in the kitchen moaning about people getting on well and having a laugh..Hopkins: I'm not so good with all this being nice to each other bollocks..Visage: you mean the fakeness..Hopkins: oh my god it's getting on my nerves..Visage: don't worry coz that's not gonna happen for us. !!! It's like the whole fake, bullshit bonding sessions they had with their punch bag Alicia just went straight over their heads. No surprise though as that is standard behaviour for disgusting hypocrites .. Hopkins continued with her anger and used those classic lines all desperate game players do, which is accuse everyone else of "wanting to win"..as she spouted: people are playing to win, **** me they're playing pretty hard at this juncture. That sort of pathetic chatter always gives us an accurate reflection of in fact the accusers need and utter desperation to win. Probably an itch she's been trying to have scratched ever since her quest for tv fame began when she was bearing her ugly ass all the way back in 2000.

I'm not sure if the the mickey mouse twist was designed to save Perez or their pet Hopkin..but at worst they made sure they had a 50-50 chance. And at best 100% with Price following the script she's been given and heavily paid to follow...

Are they joined at the hip . Hopkins can't make a move without her sounding board at her hip .

Visage is a great defender of the oppressed, NOT .

I'm sure when she comes out of there and sees what a twit she's been, echoing everything Hopkins says, she''ll cover her head in shame . I'm sure the Lesbian and gay community won't be backward in letting her know what an idiot she's been in the house .

I thought I was a big Michelle supporter, but the OP is obsessed. I don't think a day goes by without a new Michelle topic being started. Clearly loves her really

OP does seem to love to hate these two and make excuses for others, it's definitely starting to look obsessive.

Poor Perez! You are almost making me feel sorry for the idiot ..... almost!

He clearly misses what awful things some of the others have said or done whilst he is writing his notes

The female of the species have a bonding moment stalking their prey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D72GhQmLw

Gawd they're 'orrible......I've now got the two Ugly Sisters firmly stuck in my head every time I watch their desperate antics. Callum, butt out you idiot man. She nommed you get over it.
Unfunny, spiteful and can't stand Cinderella having fun, right down to her false breasts
Michelle has to be one of the most cowardly hypocrites of all time.
This clever truce will be the undoing of their last semblance of sanity. The bash street gang are gone (for now).

Gosh yes. Hopkins' "don't be nice to me I'll cry" act is beyond tedious

These recaps are hilarious and oh so spot on. Please keep it going, they shame themselves everyday.

From my point of view some people haven't got 2 braincells to rub together if they find a grown man, a father putting shit up their nose and then eating it funny or even acceptable. One has to have a very low IQ indeed to find Perez amusing or entertaining. IMNSHO.

Clearly they can't see the hideous male past their hatred of strong women.

It's the same for people who make excuses for Alicia, who is so stupid she doesn't even know that ribs are necessary. I couldn't spend 5 minutes talking to either Perez or Alicia, their conversational skills are NIL. But with winners like Helen Wood I'm not surprise Perez has fans, some people are just drawn to the lowest forms of life.

It should be noted and fully understood that I'm under no illusions concerning the "purity" of Perez or any other HM in that nuthouse. Sniper sees and acknowledges everything. The reason my scope is mainly focused on Hopkins&Visage is because these are the 2 that sicken me to the pit of my stomach with their overall behaviour; consisting mainly of self-righteousness, hypocrisy and manipulation.

The latest ep seen Hopkins roll her eyes and pull her usual silly faces as Patsy was explaining why she was having a bit of mare. As Patsy left, their punch bag Alicia thought she was "illiterating" again what a lovely lady Patsy was, which prompted the usual smirking, disbelieving looks from the ugly sisters. And what was again seen swinging from the earlobes of Visage? yep, those big ridiculous UnionJack earrings. There's little room for variety when it doesn't side well the prime objective in mind.

Hopkins was then seen in another couple of piss taking moments with her punch bag as she mocked her eating habits..and then for only learning the Alphabet a couple of years ago.

Alongside Price the ugly sisters were seen talking about "small men" as Visage "quipped": I thought Keith Chegwin was 6'4.. which unsurprisingly made Hopkins LOL .. after a brief chat about the size of their hooters they became bored and quickly moved back to something much more appealing: which was further ridiculing their punch bag.

As Alicia questioned Price's decisions during the fixed up save task, after a few half hearted attempts in justifying them, Price sat there with a look of "don't keep grilling me, please, it was in my contract. I sold out to bum lick my enemy"

Hopkins was again seen acting cocky in the bedroom by presuming she was auto-safe and would be clapping Perez out of the house, as she began what seems part of her daily routine of taunting him...Perez accused her of bullying him.. which is a strong word which I personally hate to see being used, or anyone labelled without certain justification. But I doubt an undue harassment warning would be far off it were anyone else bar their pet who was carrying on in such a manner. Also if it was male goading female.

Hopkins was last seen in the DR talking about the fixed save and how she didn't feel any sort of triumph over Alicia because she's naturally superior. Nor over Nadia who is a kind individual, cooks for them all, and is a fine diplomat. Sensible words had to come out of that potty mouth eventually! However, she then immediately restored order by declaring the night was a "triumph for the best of British...and a sad catastrophe for team tvvat"

The latest ep seen seen the ugly sisters in convo with Nadia, as Nadia suggested the house would be a better place without 1 of Hopkins, herself or Perez. Naturally for the ugly sisters it was all about getting rid of Perez. it's like they're completely obsessed with that little man..as they bagan arguing over him sticking a piece of cheese up his nose.

Visage was then seen in the bedroom getting "glammed up" and as Alicia was also there, Visage was forced into another fake bonding session with the girl she loves to mock behind her back. As Alica finished placing in her fake hair extensions, she said in a humorous manner: that's better, amping up the fakeness, much better..as Visage jumped in and said with authority: ALWAYS GOOD TO BE FAKE!(She's even spelling it out for the people who are too thick to see through her ridiculous persona) after leaving herself exposed she tried some damage control by quickly adding: as long as your personality is not fake, it doesn't matter what the outside says. Shortly afterwards she was seen hurting a few of the HMs ears by singing to them in a voice that makes Rylan's sound good.

As Perez was seen in the bedroom having a laugh with Nadia..the camera cut to the ugly sisters in the kitchen as Hopkins "predicts in 10minutes she's going to shout at Perez" Surely even for her hardcore fans it's getting tedious now? .. as they hear more laughter and noise of the games coming from the room, the ugly sisters naturally become more and more irate as they assured the "witty" man Calum "that's fake bullshit right there"

During the "debate task" Hopkins is first seen telling the world that plastic surgery sets a bad example. On the topic of "remaining neutral" Visage is seen saying how frustrated she gets by it, but that it's ultimately their prerogative and it doesn't hurt her either way .. Hopkins is more enthused by this question and it was no surprise that her face lit up as she mentioned the rotten milk snatcher! A cold, heartless "woman" all about wealth and power. A "woman" who had no qualms about implementing brutal policies that would cripple industries and allow inequality to flourish. Not giving a damn about the rising poverty and the many families&communities she was tearing apart during her reign of tyranny. Hopkins makes no bones about the fact she models herself on a tyrant like that. The type whose initial belief, and what eventually becomes their whole being is locked into individualism, greed&selfishness. Naturally they're against society, detached from human decency and solidarity. Is this really someone you want to be throwing your support behind? Stuck up, foul mouthed, bigoted, toffee-nosed Thatcherite!? It wouldn't at all surprise me and that's why this country is beginning to sicken me more and more by the day ..

As was pointed out about what desperate game players do, and what Hopkins did the other night which was accuse everyone else of "wanting to win", and that that sort of pathetic chatter always gives us an accurate reflection of in fact the accusers need and utter desperation to win. Hopkins was at it again using a close relation of that; when she was again seen speculating about other HM's behaviour as she rambled on about how she sees in the house "a group of people who want to be loved" .. "and then there's the people who say it like it is, and stand by their convictions" ..omfg yawn, yawn, yawn.. Nadia pointed out perfectly, unless you're in agreement with Hopkins, you're not being "authentic" .. Nadia brought up Chegger's telling her that Hopkins(Mrs I'll say it to your face) had said she had a great big fat arse..it was pretty funny but also pretty sad to see Hopkins sat there in silence like a little naughty child who'd just been caught cheating .. "The Iron Lady" would have been ashamed of her.

The next topic of any genuine friendships in the house simply turned into another Hopkins ramble about not liking middle ground, and that she loved being at the "colorful end of the spectrum" or to put it another way, she loves to shit-stir and create conflict ... The next topic of people taking themselves too seriously seen Visage explaining it's her belief they don't..but they do take things too personally. With Nadia rightly telling her that's pretty much the same thing. Hopkins had her say which was again full of bullshit contradictions as she told Perez he was weak and that's why she stood by her decision NEVER to speak to him unless forced to or obligated to by BB. This time being self-aware she was talking excrement she quickly backtracked and told him she would continue to say rude things to him at every opportunity and keep reinforcing the "get Perez out" message. As they exchanged words, Visage naturally jumped in to defend her horse faced "bestie".. When Nadia questioned Hopkins low-blow efforts, she had no other reasons bar she's sick of seeing him walking around in spandex. Getting back to the topic in hand, Visage had another go and comically said she's trying to be true to who she is...and what followed this?...yep, "the community" She's in there for them. She's "representing". And not fully content with these repetitive claims she then decides she must mix it up a little and throws in "as a mother of 2 children, and as a wife" and then just to make sure nobody missed it, she was back to repping the LGBTQ community. My god the utter desperation of this woman knows no boundaries. Thankfully she was interrupted by Nadia before she embarrassed herself any further..as Nadia told Hopkins straight that she knew how determined she was to separate her from Perez and leave him isolated. And as we know Nadia's made of much stronger stuff than most of the morons in there so she made it clear she wouldn't be dictated to..and as things went on Nadia told Hopkins she's had her head so far up Price's ass it was embarrassing! The look on Hopkins face that followed was in fact Priceless .. Price naturally denied "feeling that way" and for about the millionth time(almost like she's following a script she's been paid to?) talks about the "pre judging of Hopkins" and then being surprised in a "good way" as Hopkins gives her 1 of her cringey winks ..

During another rant at Perez, Hopkins tells him to "take it like a man" which Perez takes offence to and accuses homophobia. A tad strong perhaps but Hopkins didn't sound fully convinced with her defence. And since she's such a big admirer of Thatcher..then who knows how far off the mark he was with those accusations... A raw nerve may indeed have been touched as she threw a bit of a wobbly and started arguing with all the people that were trying to calm her down.

Visage was seen talking to Price about how great she felt when she heard the cheers from the crowd when her name was called. Clearly ecstatic that people are buying her fake persona whilst at the same time happy to ignore all her nasty traits.

Hopkins was last seen in the diary room paying compliments to Visage&Nadia in more efforts to single out Perez as being unworthy.. before predictably accusing him of being noisy and irritable.

^^^^ TL : DR

I switched off when Amateur Sniper referred to themselves in the third person mode.

Sniper gets the impression that someone is very angry toward he who criticizes someone they "idolise" Oh well, not Sniper's problem

Very true, I've noticed that a lot from the 'Nadrez' posse.

Exactly.

It read like a rant by someone who is foaming at the mouth!

You are attempting to shut down the debate by reducing the significance of the OP's opinions by suggesting they don't like strong women. if that were true they would be criticising Nadia as well as she is also strong.

Hang on to I wipe this foam from my mouth...

Ok, done.


Exactly, SnowStorm. On the whole I happen to love women. How strong or weak they are is completely irrelevant if I like their personality. Exactly the same with males.

The latest ep seen Visage&Patsy discussing "watching themselves" on the show after they leave..Patsy says she won't be as she hates watching herself as she finds it so uncomfortable(Like many modest people I suppose)..and so it came as no surprise that the self-obsessed Visage was the total opposite and couldn't get enough of watching herself, as she blabbered on about wanting to see how she "acted" and wanting to make sure she "remained true to her convictions". Another tell-tale sign she's a total fake and full of shit. When one is of a certain experience and is so sure about themselves like Visage is then everything would be automatic and there would be no surprise element to their behaviour. So apart from watching herself from a narcissistic POV, the only other point of interest would be to see how far she strayed from her BB persona.

Hopkins is first seen with her punch bag in another mundane debate about food..with the most interesting thing about it being Hopkins revealing that she comes from "farming stock"..(who would have thought?)..before being seen at the end of the debate moving in for a fake hug. One can only think this new "friendlier" show of communication by Hopkins toward Alicia(which was noticeably beginning to be passed off by the shows puppets as "banter") came about after a meeting in Hopkins little secret room. I imagine it went something like this...
Producer: Katie, you're coming across as a bit of a nasty bully...
Hopkins: And?...
Producer: And it makes our job much more difficult to promote you as our winner...
Hopkins: But Helen Wood won!?...
Producer: Yeah, fair point but her pimp was leading the channel at the time and that was a complete fix from the get go. I mean we're prepared to go to extreme lengths to guarantee you win if need be, but it would just be so much better if you could help us as much as possible...
Hopkins: No problem. I'll tone it down with my punch bag so you lot can pass it off as "friendly banter", howzat?...
Producer: Perfect...
Hopkins: Anything else I should know?...
Producer: Only to keep reminding yourself about the viewers we're trying to fool..the morons are conned by all that sort of dross...
Hopkins: Oh gosh I know that *laughter all round*
Producer: Yeah you know the sort of stuff, like pretending to get all emotional when one of those idiots pays you a compliment..getting emotional in the diary room and saying stuff like "I'm not that bad an egg" *laughter all round*
Hopkins: Ok, see you at the next debriefing...

It's good that Alicia was evicted last night as at least she's now free from Hopkins use&abuse mentality.

The ugly sisters were seen together telling Price she was too soft for taking the easy way out by sticking up the "witty" man Calum for eviction. Hopkins should just be pleased the sellout agreed to follow the script and save her. A little later Visage was seen in the bedroom teaching Hopkins how to "catwalk".. and the least said about that unsavoury scene the better. Visage was last seen in the DR talking about being surprised by Calum because she's not used to "straight guys"? I presume her hubby is straight? This is clearly a woman that loves to create problems/divisions where there aren't any, just so she can be seen as "fixing" them. She goes on to give pointless Kav a nice mention, and "not just because of the gay thing" she reminds us..before also reminding us of her "surprise" but great relationship with Hopkins, who were "drawn together" because of their sense of humour. Hopkins was last seen firing another unprovoked insult(tvvat) at perez...

Don't forget your unwelcome level of insight.

To be expected, anne. If one takes booze off an alcy, one is prepared for some level of abuse...

The latest ep seen the ugly sisters "analyzing" the other HMs and discussing what they had "wrong with them"..what a pair to be discussing the "wrong" in other people!..with Visage's final line summing up Perez as being "the most narcissistic human being(Hopkins agrees) she's ever encountered". How incredibly ironic that these 2 of all people are discussing this since both easily supersede Perez in that department, while only rivaling each other.

Hopkins was then seen crawling up "witty" man Calum's ass over Price's "decision" to stick him up for eviction as the least entertaining, happily deflecting all the attention away from the fix to save her own repulsive ass. Being present at the bitching session about Price, Visage sees this as a good opportunity to walk up to Price and suggest they "make a pact" about her no longer discussing her X's...Price looked a little confused by this, and I was sort of hoping she'd reply with: Ok, Visage, and how about we "make a pact" which forbids YOU from mentioning gay, the community, LBGTQ almost every second sentence that leaves your mouth?

Hopkins was again seen with more Calum crawling as she asked "alright big man?"(replacing "big man" Alex) as he was moping around like all self-entitled HMs do whenever they're up for eviction. A process they seem to genuinely believe they should be totally immune from. The ugly sisters were then seen in the bathroom talking about.. Perez! Their obsession alarmingly seems to be growing toward him. As they discussed the possibility of him apologizing??? For what exactly I have no idea. But I suppose when you live morally above all else, you constantly expect apologies.

As always whenever there's any noise in the house that's not their own, the ugly sisters were again seen moaning about it. Hopkins then asked Patsy what she'd do if they allowed her to leave immediately with her cheque, Visage answered for her by saying "she'd be out the ****ing door", Patsy put the same question back to Hopkins, and unsurprisingly she said "I think I'd wait to be nominated out"...

The ugly sisters noticed Perez exercising in the garden and couldn't help having another bitch about him. As Alicia was evicted, the faces of the ugly sisters was a real picture. They were naturally hoping the moronic public would keep their punch bag in and get rid of the one person that's grabbing most of the attention away from them .. as BB calls their pet Hopkins to the DR she admits to being very cross at the general public for not getting Perez out "as instructed" as she went on to patronise the crowd she's trying so hard to suck up to. Hopkins is then seen describing her vagina as a battered old daffodil...and shortly afterwards Cami was seen attempting to teach Visage "sexy dance moves" which I'd put on a sexy scale par with Susan Boyle pole dancing in a leotard.

Dont know how shes more popular,i know alot of people find her vile.