If somebody annoyed me I would do that to be honest with you Yorkie, if I tried to do my best to appease them then my next move would indeed be to avoid them.

....or following someone around chanting at them, or trying to destroy Alicia's confidence, or stopping people from speaking and eating.

She's not even passive aggressive, she is all out nasty.... inside and out.

It is - and Perez drove her to doing it..

Since you detest him so much, why don't you tell us what you would like to do to cause Perez to REALLY lose it.

Go on, you know you want to.

Return Mr Buns with a replacement paper mache Jeremy head.

Well I think the best way would be to whisper something incredibly vile and insulting to him, then deny you ever said it.
The majority of the house wouldn't believe him and he'd lose it.

But I think the mic's would make that impossible.

Isn't that the classic excuse of a violent person?

Whoa... dodgy ground!

Complete goading Joni

She is horrendous and then crawls around other folk. Did you note her stroking Katie Hopkins hair earlier in the kitchen?


Indeed Ellie! I am sorry that he drove her to so but she should have had some self control

Pricey's yeah, it was all so contrived.
She's affected, as my mam and nan would say.

He didn't though, that's how 'victims' get blamed, she knows exactly what she's doing she is fully to blame.

Send his mother in

Mark!!!

I'd make sure I never spoke toy friends in front of him. And leave the room to talk. And make sure he knew it

Tell him his microphone pack has been broken since Day 2.

It was, it actually made me cringe as I could not insult somebody and then roll my fingers around their hair

She had it in for the bunny for ages to get at him, I watched the BB site when she hid it and planned beheading it and putting the head in his bed. She's planning her moves all the time and now has a bit of a hiccup

It depends on how he treats me personally. If he leaves me relatively alone or treats me with basic respect then I'll return the favour. Not feeling the need to "break him". It might get a little tiring as he keeps acting up for attention, as Keith found out (and he's pretty neutral) but I don't think it would ever get to the stage where I follow him around wanting to break him.

Wow, I was just continuing with the wording of a quote referred to in a post I was responding to. The 'victim' being Mr Buns. Perez has been trying to push their buttons since he went in. Katie was responding in kind.

I would stand by his bed at night and serenade him with 'Bright Eyes'

Sorry Ellie, I wasn't having a go at you, but I couldn't let it pass without commenting.


Ha, genuinely funny

Since the song was about Rabbits, and it was a Hare statue that was destroyed, it probably wouldn't be of any significance.

I would follow up with 'White Rabbit' and 'Rabbit Heart' coz Perez wouldn't know the difference

That's very naughty indeed.

He is crazy, but I do like him, can't help it.

Why would you try to cause a breakdown?

What type of scum-bag would do something like that?

For Perez, even though he's a pain in the rear posterior

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head.
I’ll give you 3 more chances and if you don’t behave
I’m going to turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head.
I’ll give you 2 more chances and if you don’t behave
I’m going to turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head.
I’ll give you 1 more chances and if you don’t behave
I’m going to turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said:
"I gave you 3 chances and you didn’t behave
Now I’m going to turn you into a goon!"

Moral of the story is...
"Hare today, goon tomorrow!"

And my own moral...Who was the good fairy?

Sorry about the last one, it just came in my head HIC