What would you do to cause Perez to REALLY lose it?

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haphash

18-01-2015

Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“For Perez, even though he's a pain in the rear posterior

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head.
I’ll give you 3 more chances and if you don’t behave
I’m going to turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head.
I’ll give you 2 more chances and if you don’t behave
I’m going to turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head.
I’ll give you 1 more chances and if you don’t behave
I’m going to turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping 'em on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said:
"I gave you 3 chances and you didn’t behave
Now I’m going to turn you into a goon!"

Moral of the story is...
"Hare today, goon tomorrow!"

And my own moral...Who was the good fairy? ”

Excellent. I can imagine Nadia reading this as his bedtime story.

rosielee

18-01-2015

I would tell him I feel really sorry for his one year old having a deranged, neurotic, self-obsessed attention seeker for a father. That should do it.

Matt_Maher

18-01-2015

Originally Posted by rosielee:
“I would tell him I feel really sorry for his one year old having a deranged, neurotic, self-obsessed attention seeker for a father. That should do it.”

Nice one!
That may work because he'd lose the plot that you dared bring his family into things.
I'd definitely say something like that to him.

To be honest tho, I think he'd make me lose it just by being the way he is.
I'm not a violent person, i'm usually incredibly patient and i've never hit anyone in my life, but if I was Alexander I think I would have dropped him because that would have made me flip.

white tigress

18-01-2015

Originally Posted by bobbyd:
“Return Mr Buns with a replacement paper mache Jeremy head.”

Brilliant!! Or a Ken Morley head?

white tigress

18-01-2015

Originally Posted by Matt_Maher:
“Nice one!
That may work because he'd lose the plot that you dared bring his family into things.
I'd definitely say something like that to him.

To be honest tho, I think he'd make me lose it just by being the way he is.
I'm not a violent person, i'm usually incredibly patient and i've never hit anyone in my life, but if I was Alexander I think I would have dropped him because that would have made me flip.”

Yes, I'm wondering why they all haven't banded together and murdered him like in 'Orient Express'?? No judge would convict having seen the evidence......

Matt_Maher

18-01-2015

Originally Posted by white tigress:
“Yes, I'm wondering why they all haven't banded together and murdered him like in 'Orient Express'?? No judge would convict having seen the evidence......”

I'd turn a blind eye to it!

dorydaryl

18-01-2015

Originally Posted by SwanGirl:
“I'd ignore him and if he tried to speak to me I'd start singing Wind Beneath My Wings in a slightly psychotic manner at him whilst sashaying backwards away from him.”

Hahahahahaha! Yup!

johnny_dole

18-01-2015

Originally Posted by Matt_Maher:
“What a wonderful human being you are.

Thankfully, if the world thought like that you'd have nasty people walking around getting away with whatever they like with absolutely no consequence.”

you mean like people who equate one's sexuality to their behaviour?

the guy annoys me greatly dont get me wrong- but your methods and thinking needs some re examining

at the end of the day if you really want the man to cease - switch off and dont read his blogs

also, after today (alex leaving) i dont think things will go down to well for him anyway

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