The inmates have well and truly taken over the asylum. We've already got Perez claiming he IS Big Brother. How can any future CBB ever top this one?

OOOhhhh yes. And then they all walk around looking suspiciously at each other before going for a smoke and pretending it's all fine that they've been nominated and that they knew they'd be up anyway....

Those were the days....

I don't think there will be much suspicion this time since they all know they hate each other anyway.

Can I just say, I love the word 'miasma'

Had you considered that there's still time for last minute meddling, Blondie?

You could easily end up like the Black Knight from Monty Python.

KATIE HOPKINS = Perez and Nadia
PATSY KENSIT = Perez and Alicia
PEREZ HILTON = Katie H and Alexander
CAMI LI = Perez and Alicia
CALUM BEST = Perez and Katie H
ALICIA DUVAL = Katie H and Cami
ALEXANDER O'NEAL = Perez and Cami
NADIA SAWALHA = Katie H and Michelle
KAVANA = Perez and Cami
MICHELLE VISAGE = Perez and Alicia
KEITH CHEGWIN = Perez and Cami
KATIE PRICE = Immune and can't nom

KATIE HOPKINS = Perez. Alicia.
PATSY KENSIT = Perez, Alexander
PEREZ HILTON = Alexander, Cami Li.
CAMI LI = Alicia. Perez.
CALUM BEST = Perez, Nadia.
ALICIA DUVAL = Katie, Cami Li.
ALEXANDER O'NEAL = Perez. Cami Li.
NADIA SAWALHA = Katie. Cami Li.
KAVANA = Perez, Nadia.
MICHELLE VISAGE = Perez, Nadia.
KEITH CHEGWIN = Perez, Cami Li.
KATIE PRICE = Immune and can't nom

Up for eviction:
Perez 8
Cami Li 5
Alexander, Katie, Nadia 2

Not up
Alicia 1

Alicia would have 2 if Katie and Cami both nominated her as you predicted.

I'm certain Perez will be up, also almost certain Cami, Katie and Alicia will join him. Maybe Nadia but I think she may dodge the next eviction or two maybe (by not being up I mean).

KATIE HOPKINS = Perez/Alicia
PATSY KENSIT = Perez/Katie
PEREZ HILTON = Katie/Michelle
CAMI LI = Perez/Alicia
CALUM BEST = Perez/Alexander
ALICIA DUVAL = Katie/Cami
ALEXANDER O'NEAL = Perez/Alicia
NADIA SAWALHA = Katie/Cami
KAVANA = Perez/Cami
MICHELLE VISAGE = Perez/Alicia
KEITH CHEGWIN = Perez/Cami
KATIE PRICE = Immune and can't nom

Is it a known fact that KP cannot nominate?

Normally newbies can nom but not nominate in their first week but occasionally they can't nom either

Gotta be at least 5 up to keep Perez in

KATIE HOPKINS = Perez and Nadia
PATSY KENSIT = Perez and Alicia
PEREZ HILTON = Katie H and Alexander
CAMI LI = Perez and Alicia
CALUM BEST = Perez and Nadia
ALICIA DUVAL = Katie H and Cami Li
ALEXANDER O'NEAL = Perez and Nadia
NADIA SAWALHA = Katie H and Cami Li
KAVANA = Perez and Nadia
MICHELLE VISAGE = Perez and Nadia
KEITH CHEGWIN = Perez and Katie H

KATIE PRICE = Immune and can't nom

Perez: 8
Nadia: 5
Katie H: 4
Alicia: 2
Cami Li: 2
Alexander: 1

Normal nominations are the only way HMs can get caught and punished by BB for discussing them.

No chance of that so far this series, BB likes punishments.

I hope Nadia goes, as at least Perez is entertaining, she bores me with her holier than thou atttude plus I would like to see her face that she is less popular - as they will see it - than the mad hatter American!

Perez is bound to be up, They all know Alexander wants to go, so he is an easy one, Katie H and C am I will get some as well. I ex
Expect 3 - 4will be up.

KATIE HOPKINS = Perez and Nadia
PATSY KENSIT = Katie H and Cami
PEREZ HILTON = Alex and Keith
CAMI LI = Nadia and Perez
CALUM BEST = Perez and Michelle
ALICIA DUVAL = Katie H and Cami
ALEXANDER O'NEAL = Perez and Nadia
NADIA SAWALHA = Katie and Cami
KAVANA = this one is hard - I'll go with Perez and Katie H
MICHELLE VISAGE = Perez and Nadia
KEITH CHEGWIN = Perez and Katie H
KATIE PRICE = Immune and can't nom

Perez 7
Katie H 5
Nadia 4
Cami 3

KATIE HOPKINS = Perez & Nadia
PATSY KENSIT = Perez & Alicia
PEREZ HILTON = Alexandre & Keith
CAMI LI = Perez & Alicia
CALUM BEST = Perez & Alicia
ALICIA DUVAL = Katie & Cami
ALEXANDER O'NEAL = Perez & Alicia
NADIA SAWALHA = Katie & Cami
KAVANA = Perez & Alicia
MICHELLE VISAGE = Perez & Alicia
KEITH CHEGWIN = Perez & Alicia
KATIE PRICE = Immune and can't nom

Calum nominating Michelle would be very interesting...

Hahahaha, gotta love Monty Python!

I hope Cami Li is up and out......

I haven't seen any interaction really between them so I have a feeling he isn't keen on her.

Save me a slice!

Perez 9

I think several of them will nominate Alexander.
It's an easy 'he wants to go home' nomination