or is it having one boob that's rock hard and one boob that's full of pig?
Is it really funniness that makes a woman a woman?
Well, I think its healthier to value your "funniness" over your boobs.
But I still feel sorry for Michelle's husband if hes going to be left with just "flappy bits" in 5 years.
But I still feel sorry for Michelle's husband if hes going to be left with just "flappy bits" in 5 years.
Originally Posted by Ding_Batty:
“Well, I think its healthier to value your "funniness" over your boobs.
But I still feel sorry for Michelle's husband if hes going to be left with just "flappy bits" in 5 years.
”
“Well, I think its healthier to value your "funniness" over your boobs.
But I still feel sorry for Michelle's husband if hes going to be left with just "flappy bits" in 5 years.
”
On the plus side I suppose they'll be good for keeping his ears warm in bed on a cold night
Originally Posted by Penny Crayon:
“On the plus side I suppose they'll be good for keeping his ears warm in bed on a cold night”
“On the plus side I suppose they'll be good for keeping his ears warm in bed on a cold night
”
Could be used as extra storage space when travelling
I think it's subjective. If Alicia rightly or wrongly thinks boobs make her her (which is how I took it) then that's fine. If someone thinks there humour is it that's fine. I took it as "this is my best bit that makes me a woman/me".
Originally Posted by Ding_Batty:
“Well, I think its healthier to value your "funniness" over your boobs.
But I still feel sorry for Michelle's husband if hes going to be left with just "flappy bits" in 5 years.
”
“Well, I think its healthier to value your "funniness" over your boobs.
But I still feel sorry for Michelle's husband if hes going to be left with just "flappy bits" in 5 years.
”
Maybe when she gets them out she'll have a lift done at the same time. I know a couple of women who've had boob reductions and had the lift done. It looks pretty good.
Originally Posted by Julesc78:
“Could be used as extra storage space when travelling”
“Could be used as extra storage space when travelling
”
They could add a couple zippers. Or install a little screw on cap at the bottoms, have a couple thermoses, one side hot, the other side cold. Tea, milk, simple as can be, just a few squirts out each nipple.
Ok.. Im done now.
Originally Posted by Ding_Batty:
“They could add a couple zippers. Or install a little screw on cap at the bottoms, have a couple thermoses, one side hot, the other side cold. Tea, milk, simple as can be, just a few squirts out each nipple.
Ok.. Im done now.”
“They could add a couple zippers. Or install a little screw on cap at the bottoms, have a couple thermoses, one side hot, the other side cold. Tea, milk, simple as can be, just a few squirts out each nipple.
Ok.. Im done now.
”
Sounds like a business idea!! Once your done with your boobs make a little cash from a mobile tea service....
Originally Posted by Skinny Tree:
“Is it really funniness that makes a woman a woman? Or is it having one boob that's rock hard and one boob that's full of pig?”
“Is it really funniness that makes a woman a woman? Or is it having one boob that's rock hard and one boob that's full of pig?”
The next time someone asks me what 'false dichotomy' means I'm directing them to this thread.
So does that mean the definition of true femininity is funny boobs?
Ding batty - I used have a gizmo that is not dissimilar to what you describe. I used to knock about with a guy who did bikes. I am a water sort of person. I always have a bottle about my person and sip all day long. So as a present he bought me a thing once that looked like a pair of empty falsies with a long attached straw. One filled it with water and wore it under one's leathers so you could drink on the go. I was never very keen because there was no way of really cleaning it and it all felt rather unhygienic to me. Anyway the hygiene problem ceased to be an issue we took a tumble one day and I came off the bike right onto my boob and it burst ( the water bottle thing not my boob).
Ding batty - I used have a gizmo that is not dissimilar to what you describe. I used to knock about with a guy who did bikes. I am a water sort of person. I always have a bottle about my person and sip all day long. So as a present he bought me a thing once that looked like a pair of empty falsies with a long attached straw. One filled it with water and wore it under one's leathers so you could drink on the go. I was never very keen because there was no way of really cleaning it and it all felt rather unhygienic to me. Anyway the hygiene problem ceased to be an issue we took a tumble one day and I came off the bike right onto my boob and it burst ( the water bottle thing not my boob).
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“So does that mean the definition of true femininity is funny boobs?
Ding batty - I used have a gizmo that is not dissimilar to what you describe. I used to knock about with a guy who did bikes. I am a water sort of person. I always have a bottle about my person and sip all day long. So as a present he bought me a thing once that looked like a pair of empty falsies with a long attached straw. One filled it with water and wore it under one's leathers so you could drink on the go. I was never very keen because there was no way of really cleaning it and it all felt rather unhygienic to me. Anyway the hygiene problem ceased to be an issue we took a tumble one day and I came off the bike right onto my boob and it burst ( the water bottle thing not my boob).”
“So does that mean the definition of true femininity is funny boobs?
Ding batty - I used have a gizmo that is not dissimilar to what you describe. I used to knock about with a guy who did bikes. I am a water sort of person. I always have a bottle about my person and sip all day long. So as a present he bought me a thing once that looked like a pair of empty falsies with a long attached straw. One filled it with water and wore it under one's leathers so you could drink on the go. I was never very keen because there was no way of really cleaning it and it all felt rather unhygienic to me. Anyway the hygiene problem ceased to be an issue we took a tumble one day and I came off the bike right onto my boob and it burst ( the water bottle thing not my boob).
”
Damn, business idea ruined!! Glad it wasn't your boob that burst though
Originally Posted by Julesc78:
“Damn, business idea ruined!! Glad it wasn't your boob that burst though”
“Damn, business idea ruined!! Glad it wasn't your boob that burst though
”
Me too.
It was very bruised though despite the water bag taking the brunt the impact. .If you saw me you wouldn't think it was possible because I am not exactly well endowed. Yet I fell off a motorbike and the first bit to hit the ground was my right boob.
So Katie Hopkins thinks being funny 'equates' with being a woman does she ?
.... and that all it takes to be 'powerful' is putting on a suit
OK, I might try that tomorrow
When the old man gets in from work I'll tell him a gag ... what are the chances that he'll sweep me into his arms, straight up the stairs, overwhelmed by my 'womanliness' I wonder
Then I'll put my old job-interview suit on and go into my teenage son's bedroom ... "Clean this pit up NOW"! I'll command ... he'll be in awe of my 'suited' powerfulness and comply, will he ?
Hopkins chats sh*t
.... and that all it takes to be 'powerful' is putting on a suit
OK, I might try that tomorrow
When the old man gets in from work I'll tell him a gag ... what are the chances that he'll sweep me into his arms, straight up the stairs, overwhelmed by my 'womanliness' I wonder
Then I'll put my old job-interview suit on and go into my teenage son's bedroom ... "Clean this pit up NOW"! I'll command ... he'll be in awe of my 'suited' powerfulness and comply, will he ?
Hopkins chats sh*t
