On Katie H's smudged face... Yuck!

A face mask.
You should try one, they make you look silly, but your skin feels fantastic afterwards.

When I saw it on Michelle I thought for a minute she'd taken the Hoipkins arse licking way too far

It's a mud pack. Bloody lovely. She really doesn't give a damn what she looks like - very refreshing. Especially when half the forum members are so nasty about how she looks. Listen - she doesn't care!

Lol
can't be far off surely

badness ouzzing from her soul

Evil leaking from her black heart.

her blood is black

pmsl, she'll be starting to vomit it out next like the dude from The Green Mile

But Satan, are you sure you found a heart in her ?

You must surely have made a mistake on this occasion.

I am not infallible admittedly. She's not one of mine anyway.