Originally Posted by Philip_Clarke:
“He has two settings.
C*nt and Off”
“He has two settings.
C*nt and Off”
Is Kavana the most ridiculous man in the world, ever?
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Kav would be a better HM if he wasn't having to compete with Perez, we saw a bit of his inner self when he went off on Keith, he's a traditional HM, but Perez and Katie H eclipse him.
Originally Posted by Philip_Clarke:
“He has two settings.
C*nt and Off”
“He has two settings.
C*nt and Off”
part of me feels guilty but
the economy and accuracy is impressive.
Originally Posted by Warp:
“Kav would be a better HM if he wasn't having to compete with Perez, we saw a bit of his inner self when he went off on Keith, he's a traditional HM, but Perez and Katie H eclipse him.”
“Kav would be a better HM if he wasn't having to compete with Perez, we saw a bit of his inner self when he went off on Keith, he's a traditional HM, but Perez and Katie H eclipse him.”
If that's all there is to him then thank god for Perez and Hopkins
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“If that's all there is to him then thank god for Perez and Hopkins”
“If that's all there is to him then thank god for Perez and Hopkins
”
How is the prize pile going?
Originally Posted by MC_Satan:
“How is the prize pile going?”
“How is the prize pile going?”
Not good. I saved my snotty tissues especially only for a whole army of fans to turn up
Originally Posted by MC_Satan:
“You liked Steven the Significant? Even briefly? There is a prize you know! No one has claimed it.”
“You liked Steven the Significant? Even briefly? There is a prize you know! No one has claimed it.”
I posted about my personal journey with Steven at the time! I'll see if I can find the post... I might as well own my shame and humiliation.
Originally Posted by patsylimerick:
“For someone who comes across as clued in, eloquent and very witty, you really have shit taste in men!
”
“For someone who comes across as clued in, eloquent and very witty, you really have shit taste in men!
”
Oh God, tell me about it! It's like deep down I'm ultimately looking for someone abjectly disappointing!
Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“Not good. I saved my snotty tissues especially only for a whole army of fans to turn up”
“Not good. I saved my snotty tissues especially only for a whole army of fans to turn up
”
Seriously? That sucks. I can contibute a construction made of 20*marlboro lights packets (empty). Also, this is exciting, a slipper (left, black, furry). I hope there isn't a similar clamour as for the flip flop.
Originally Posted by MC_Satan:
“Seriously? That sucks. I can contibute a construction made of 20*marlboro lights packets (empty). Also, this is exciting, a slipper (left, black, furry). I hope there isn't a similar clamour as for the flip flop.”
“Seriously? That sucks. I can contibute a construction made of 20*marlboro lights packets (empty). Also, this is exciting, a slipper (left, black, furry). I hope there isn't a similar clamour as for the flip flop.”
i can add some used abdominal dressings
Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“I posted about my personal journey with Steven at the time! I'll see if I can find the post... I might as well own my shame and humiliation.
Oh God, tell me about it! It's like deep down I'm ultimately looking for someone abjectly disappointing!”
“I posted about my personal journey with Steven at the time! I'll see if I can find the post... I might as well own my shame and humiliation.
Oh God, tell me about it! It's like deep down I'm ultimately looking for someone abjectly disappointing!”
Did you claim the prize?
Originally Posted by MC_Satan:
“Did you claim the prize?”
“Did you claim the prize?”
Of course I didn't. I'd come to my sense by that time
Anyway, here you go.
Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“There was a time I thought that Steven was quite attractive. Then there was a time that I couldn't even look at the tv when he was on because he'd come to revolt me. Shortly thereafter I found I'd have to block my ears when he was talking as well as look away because of the tedious shite that percolated, bubbled and spewed from his rancid, flapping mouth. Now? Now I can only think of his comically low nipples and hear a low insipid hum when I see his mouth moving.”
“There was a time I thought that Steven was quite attractive. Then there was a time that I couldn't even look at the tv when he was on because he'd come to revolt me. Shortly thereafter I found I'd have to block my ears when he was talking as well as look away because of the tedious shite that percolated, bubbled and spewed from his rancid, flapping mouth. Now? Now I can only think of his comically low nipples and hear a low insipid hum when I see his mouth moving.”
From this thread
Feel free to ostracise me now.
Originally Posted by planets:
“hmmmmm they will need a beta male, can james jordan go as well?
if so i'm in.”
“hmmmmm they will need a beta male, can james jordan go as well?
if so i'm in.”
Calum can go as well. He hasn't contributed much, apart from the odd swear-word.
Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“Of course I didn't. I'd come to my sense by that time
Anyway, here you go.
From this thread
Feel free to ostracise me now.”
“Of course I didn't. I'd come to my sense by that time
Anyway, here you go.
From this thread
Feel free to ostracise me now.”
hmmmmmm it's tempting how do you feel about THIS ?
The main thing is you came to your senses before it was too late.
Could have done without being reminded of those nipples though ..........
Godammit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by planets:
“of course!
they are soaked in wound exudate too”
“of course!
they are soaked in wound exudate too”
..... also my vomit and tears now
Kavana has very much got a chip on his shoulder, I can imagine there is a lot of frustration and envy rolling around inside of his belly..which can only be let free whenever he has a few bevvies.
Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“brb just need to go clean the vomit out of my mouth
”
“brb just need to go clean the vomit out of my mouth
”
well done you passed the test.
Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“Does that mean we can still marry?”
“Does that mean we can still marry?”
yes of course.....i even got you a little something i know you enjoy
Originally Posted by planets:
“yes of course.....i even got you a little something i know you enjoy ”
“yes of course.....i even got you a little something i know you enjoy ”
Be careful with that. I got a warning for talking about them.
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